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re: Favorite throwaway Seinfeld lines

Posted on 10/12/26 at 11:57 am to
Posted by nvasil1
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Posted on 10/12/26 at 11:57 am to
quote:

One of the best exchanges between Elaine and Puddy.

"Check it out...8 ball. You gotta a question, you ask the 8 ball."
Posted by MMauler
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Posted on 10/12/26 at 12:12 pm to
Posted by S
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Posted on 10/12/26 at 12:18 pm to
Oh, the big race. Yes, yes.
Posted by WG_Dawg
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Posted on 10/12/26 at 12:23 pm to
quote:

Oh, the big race. Yes, yes.


ohthebigRAAAAAAAAACE
Posted by ChestRockwell
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Posted on 10/12/26 at 1:41 pm to
"A brewski , Charlie."
"Names Mitch."
One of my favorite episodes
Posted by deeprig9
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Posted on 10/12/26 at 4:52 pm to
You call yourself a life saver? I call you Pimple Popper MD !!
Posted by S
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Posted on 10/12/26 at 5:52 pm to
The pita pocket prevents it from dripping. The pita pocket!
Posted by beaverfever
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Posted on 10/12/26 at 9:25 pm to
Newman: “You just got it? Damn, the mail is slow.”

Posted by Jmcc64
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Posted on 10/13/26 at 8:11 am to
"....and then there's Maude."

I use all the time with wife.
Posted by Corso
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Posted on 10/13/26 at 2:30 pm to
quote:

But you’re a cashier“



Definitely not a throwaway line but it's still my favorite. I just watched a clip of Jerry and Rich Eisen talking about the beginning of the show and how much everybody at NBC and even the ratings hated it for pretty much the first 4 years, and everything turned on a dime with that one line and from then on it was a well oiled machine. And nobody ever gave Jerry credit for his on screen performance but the way he delivered that line and 100 others was absolutely hilarious
Posted by Raoul Stimulato
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Posted on 10/13/26 at 2:35 pm to
“Feels like an Arby’s night.”

David Puddy

Also, when he has his face painted all crazy to support the New Jersey Devils: “gotta support the team.”
This post was edited on 10/13/26 at 2:37 pm
Posted by haikarate
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Posted on 10/16/26 at 5:45 pm to
"Get the soup!"
Posted by S
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Posted on 10/16/26 at 9:33 pm to
Red shirt! Red shirt!
Posted by zsav77
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 10/18/26 at 1:55 pm to
The race track guy with long hair on the Festivus episode



He says it softly and so creepily
Posted by LSUGUMBO
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Member since Sep 2005
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Posted on 10/18/26 at 6:01 pm to
When Kramer adopts Mile 114 and erases the lane lines, and Elaine is hauling the trash from the basement, she says ‘So luxurious!’

I use that line a lot.
Posted by Sugarbaker
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Posted on 10/18/26 at 10:58 pm to
“Processing…processing…”

Said it at an atm this morning.
Posted by jmcwhrter
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 10/19/26 at 4:48 am to
George tries to bring a deli sandwich into bed with his girlfriend

"Don't you remember they used pastrami in that movie... 9 1/2 Weeks? Remember the pastrami scene? No? Well, maybe it was Ghostbusters."
Posted by Shotgun Willie
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Posted on 10/19/26 at 6:14 am to
Vile weed!
Posted by DestrehanTiger
Houston, TX by way of Louisiana
Member since Nov 2005
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Posted on 10/19/26 at 8:34 am to
quote:

He says it softly and so creepily


This is a great example. The opportunity does not come up often, but when it does, I use it.
Posted by TygerTyger
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Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 10/19/26 at 8:51 am to
"LEMON TREE!! LEMON TREE!!!"

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