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re: Favorite throwaway Seinfeld lines
Posted on 10/19/26 at 8:57 am to TygerTyger
Posted on 10/19/26 at 8:57 am to TygerTyger
“What do I need to talk for, huh? What, to blab to the neighbors about how George has a new femme Jerry friend? To tell everybody at the coffee shop how George is all mixed up in a perverse sexual amalgam of some girl and his best friend?
See now, I've done all that."
That last part gets me every time
See now, I've done all that."
That last part gets me every time
Posted on 10/19/26 at 9:44 am to WG_Dawg
"When I was ten years old, my parents had this very same statue on the mantle of our apartment... I was using it as a microphone. I was singing 'MacArthur Park', and I got to the part about, 'I'll never have that recipe again,' and it slipped out of my hand and it broke."
Posted on 10/19/26 at 7:19 pm to TygerTyger
quote:
LEMON TREE!! LEMON TREE!!!"
Tippy toe!!
Posted on 10/19/26 at 7:31 pm to Sugarbaker
Jerry: "Hey look there's a spot right in front"
Morty: "Always Jerry, always"
So dumb but I say Morty's line almost every day
Morty: "Always Jerry, always"
So dumb but I say Morty's line almost every day
Posted on 10/20/26 at 9:35 am to Ooh Wee Ooh
Jerry: "And yet still somehow racial harmony eludes us. If people would only look to the cookie, all our problems would be solved."
Posted on 10/22/26 at 7:42 am to TygerTyger
Posted on 10/22/26 at 2:14 pm to S
Bang up thread, mate 
Posted on 10/22/26 at 2:26 pm to DBG
Cheers mate
Posted on 10/22/26 at 2:30 pm to S
Posted on 10/22/26 at 5:34 pm to Green Chili Tiger
Elaine I will have to see this hat.
The horror....the horror. - Peterman
Its a rat hat.
The horror....the horror. - Peterman
Its a rat hat.
Posted on 10/24/26 at 4:18 pm to Bigdibber
Posted on 10/24/26 at 4:28 pm to S
You? Huhh...yoooooure not Penske material
Posted on 10/24/26 at 5:38 pm to S
"That's a lot of potatoes!"
Posted on 10/26/26 at 6:28 am to S
As much as I hate the idea of being a van guy, it's a lot better than hanging out here with the nocturnal dirt people.
Posted on 10/26/26 at 6:53 am to S
He took IT out
Posted on 10/26/26 at 11:55 pm to S
One of my favorites is when he actually hands George the Penske file and when he sees how huge it is he says "ohhh that Penske". I don't know why but I always snort at that
Posted on 10/27/26 at 9:11 am to Corso
When Elaine and Puddy are arguing on the plane on their flight back from Europe and Puddy calls the guy sitting on the other side of Elaine "Vegetable Lasagna". I laugh just thinking about it. Easily my favorite nickname from the show.
Posted on 10/30/26 at 11:49 am to LittleJerrySeinfield
After Jerry learns that Kramer is going commando:
"There is nothing between his boys and us but a thin layer of gabardine"
"There is nothing between his boys and us but a thin layer of gabardine"
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