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re: Favorite throwaway Seinfeld lines

Posted on 10/9/26 at 7:37 pm to
Posted by Chipand2Putts
trembling hills
Member since Apr 2012
1914 posts
Posted on 10/9/26 at 7:37 pm to
quote:

This guy. This is not my kinda guy.

Translated from Korean. My bro and I use this one quite a bit.
Posted by DR93Berlin
Member since Jul 2020
1927 posts
Posted on 10/9/26 at 7:39 pm to
Loves the slop, eats it up. His father was a mudder. His mother was mudder.
Posted by FLTech
he/won
Member since Sep 2017
30166 posts
Posted on 10/9/26 at 8:33 pm to
pisses me off that Larry David turned into a piece of shite
Posted by VinegarStrokes
Georgia
Member since Oct 2015
14293 posts
Posted on 10/9/26 at 8:50 pm to
quote:

His mother was mudder.


His motha was a mudduh?
Posted by VinegarStrokes
Georgia
Member since Oct 2015
14293 posts
Posted on 10/9/26 at 8:53 pm to
“... And the Jews steal our money through their Zionist occupied government and use the black man to bring drugs into our oppressed white minority communities."

“You're not going to open with that, are you?”
Posted by southpawcock
Member since Oct 2015
18266 posts
Posted on 10/10/26 at 8:40 am to
Man, that Michael Jordan is so phony. WHYD YOU TELL HIM?!
Posted by NEWMANIUM
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2018
176 posts
Posted on 10/11/26 at 4:15 pm to
Elaine: Hello Frank
Frank: Hello woman.

Puddy: High five!
Posted by AUveritas
Member since Aug 2013
3961 posts
Posted on 10/11/26 at 4:31 pm to
Pulp can move, baby.
Posted by haikarate
Member since May 2011
1668 posts
Posted on 10/11/26 at 6:23 pm to
You're all puffed up.
This post was edited on 10/12/26 at 7:54 am
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
77157 posts
Posted on 10/11/26 at 6:26 pm to
"And you want to be my latex salesman...."
Posted by haikarate
Member since May 2011
1668 posts
Posted on 10/11/26 at 7:12 pm to
Pigman, baby
Posted by NEWMANIUM
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2018
176 posts
Posted on 10/12/26 at 6:52 am to
Man from car dealership: it took you an hour?
Posted by wareaglepete
Siberia
Member since Dec 2012
20519 posts
Posted on 10/12/26 at 7:18 am to
That Jayne Mansfield had some big breasts.
Posted by WG_Dawg
Member since Jun 2004
91821 posts
Posted on 10/12/26 at 7:21 am to
which one has the swirling chocolate in the commercials?
They all have swirling chocolate in the commercials!!!

Not skittles!
Posted by Pork Que
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2010
866 posts
Posted on 10/12/26 at 7:46 am to
"He'll slow down your gas meter. He sells slugs, Jerry. Slugs for the subway."
Posted by Steamy Ray
Member since Jan 2013
1058 posts
Posted on 10/12/26 at 10:07 am to
“Where did you learn to climb trees like that?”

“The Pacific Northwest!”
Posted by FatBoy62
Arkansas
Member since May 2018
798 posts
Posted on 10/12/26 at 11:17 am to
It's not a lie if you believe it
Posted by WG_Dawg
Member since Jun 2004
91821 posts
Posted on 10/12/26 at 11:35 am to
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
350,000 Post Karma
Member since Aug 2013
11662 posts
Posted on 10/12/26 at 11:45 am to
"His buttocks are sublime."
Posted by WG_Dawg
Member since Jun 2004
91821 posts
Posted on 10/12/26 at 11:51 am to
"Ahoy Mr. Eldridge!"

-George
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