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re: Chris Partt is about to be Arnold Schwarzenegger's Son in Law

Posted on 1/14/19 at 2:28 pm to
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
58061 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 2:28 pm to
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No pool,


I bet your aren't very good at find the object games.

Lemmie help ya out



Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13257 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 2:30 pm to
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Posted by TennesseeFan25
Honolulu
Member since May 2016
8391 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 2:32 pm to
bullshite, that's not a pool, Arnold's big veiny arse not going to have his pool concealed by trees. He would be out there big ducking, naked as frick , if he had a pool
Posted by Mystery
Member since Jan 2009
9003 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 2:43 pm to
See what getting in shape and becoming a star will do for you.
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
9198 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 2:43 pm to
Those pointyass nails are trashy, I don't care how much she's worth.

But I'd still give a tussle.
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
58061 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 2:44 pm to
same house different angle



LINK


Posted by TennesseeFan25
Honolulu
Member since May 2016
8391 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 2:49 pm to
False, photoshopped, unless he had a large internet explorer logo embedded into his pool
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
I'm your huckleberry
Member since Apr 2008
34267 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 2:51 pm to
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not that i follow TMZ or hollywood that well, but i believe Farris left him.



When it happened they both put on Instagram it was a mutual thing and that they were still going to stay friends. This is pretty fast though, seems like it was around a year ago when they split and hes already engaged. Jesus dude.

Regardless of who it was, that was quick and he definitely should have played the field. She ain't that hot.
Posted by AUjim
America
Member since Dec 2012
3662 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 4:15 pm to
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This is pretty fast though, seems like it was around a year ago when they split and hes already engaged. Jesus dude.


It doesn't take long for a couple virgins or a celibate couple to go from I-kinda-like-you to engaged to married.

I bet Tebow is married within 2 weeks.

There's a sweet pot of gold at the end of that rainbow.
Posted by SCLSUMuddogs
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2010
6860 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 4:21 pm to
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She's got that Kennedy mouth. I'll pass.


You'd rather Anna Faris?







This is a significant upgrade.
This post was edited on 1/14/19 at 4:23 pm
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
95311 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 4:27 pm to
Personality goes a long way.

Girl next door beats snobby spoiled heiress.
Posted by Macintosh504
Leveraging Salaries University
Member since Sep 2011
52603 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 4:32 pm to
Pratt is super religious, he isn’t into that sort of stuff brah
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
36039 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 4:47 pm to
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You'd rather Anna Faris?

It's almost as if you searched for an unflattering picture of her.
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
56317 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 4:49 pm to
Well, he's an ambitious lad. Gearing up to be a leading fake conservative, like Arnie.

Demonstratively profess love of Jesus - check
Marry a celebrity conservative - check

All he has to do now is helm a movie about conservative shite, preferably something military, and he's golden.

Ana Faris actually said something about his political ambitions, but I can't find it.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
95311 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 5:02 pm to
Celebrity conservative?

Her dad is a liberal Republican, not conservative, and her mom’s family are liberal blue bloods.
This post was edited on 1/14/19 at 5:03 pm
Posted by putt23
Pingree Grove, IL
Member since Oct 2010
4668 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 5:15 pm to
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but this is her dad's house:


No it's not dude. That's Winterfell. You can see the Godswood in the back.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67075 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 5:25 pm to
She's pretty, but her hands could palm a basketball

This post was edited on 1/14/19 at 5:26 pm
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
56317 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 5:28 pm to
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Celebrity conservative?

Her dad is a liberal Republican
There's no such thing as a liberal republican, just "fake conservative" republicans like Mitt Romney and GWB. They definitely court the entire right side.

W is actually a perfect comparison - a liberal statist with an R next to his name, whose only conservative street cred is his loudly professed love of Jesus and love of war.

And I'd say the kids follow dad's lead, not their great cousin or whatever part of the Kennedy woodpile the frigging Shrivers are.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 5:31 pm to
I definitely think he runs for major political office one day.

And lol at the person who said Maria Shriver got half. She's way richer than Arnold. He probably tried to get half but couldn't because he couldn't keep his dick in his pants.

This is a strong play for Chris Pratt. Marry into a billionaire, powerful family and the girl is decent looking enough to not gross you out. I think her daughters are probably freaks too.

Maria said this is what she taught them about sex:

quote:

"I said, enjoy sex, enjoy your femininity," she told Hoda Kotb and Jenna Bush Hager in a segment. "It's a sacred act, but have fun with it, and enjoy your body. Enjoy being a woman."


She's clearly religious too. And has fat legs:



This is what Pratt put on social media. He's a big time Christian:

quote:

"Sweet Katherine, so happy you said yes! I'm thrilled to be marrying you. Proud to live boldly in faith with you. Here we go! ??????"
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
57676 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 5:34 pm to
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When it happened they both put on Instagram it was a mutual thing and that they were still going to stay friends. This is pretty fast though, seems like it was around a year ago when they split and hes already engaged. Jesus dude.


It sounds like they tried to make it work for a long time before actually getting divorced. They both moved on to other people really quick. It’s not that far fetched that they were really just roommates the last year or so.
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