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Chris Partt is about to be Arnold Schwarzenegger's Son in Law

Posted on 1/14/19 at 12:31 pm
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 1/14/19 at 12:31 pm
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
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Posted on 1/14/19 at 12:38 pm to
She's got that Kennedy mouth. I'll pass.
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
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Posted on 1/14/19 at 12:39 pm to
...and man hands.

Hands like a man.
Posted by Shepherd
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Posted on 1/14/19 at 12:41 pm to
She’s got a nice set of choppa’s!
Posted by mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Member since Nov 2015
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Posted on 1/14/19 at 12:42 pm to
Hopefully she didn't inherit all her Mom's genes.

She turned into the Crypt Keeper.

And the Kennedy's are by and large not attractive people and age horribly.
This post was edited on 1/14/19 at 12:43 pm
Posted by Dr RC
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Posted on 1/14/19 at 12:47 pm to
Christopher Pratt-Schwarzenegger would be totally boss name for the opening credits of an early to mid 90s style action movie in the vein of Demolition Man and Last Action Hero.

Posted by GetCocky11
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Posted on 1/14/19 at 12:54 pm to
That was fast. I feel like his divorce to Anna Faris just wrapped up.
Posted by Ryan3232
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Posted on 1/14/19 at 12:56 pm to
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That was fast. I feel like his divorce to Anna Faris just wrapped up.
I didnt even know they split up....
Posted by Master of Sinanju
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Posted on 1/14/19 at 12:56 pm to
She looks like three different women in those pics.
Posted by Jack Ruby
Member since Apr 2014
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Posted on 1/14/19 at 12:56 pm to
I don't get it. Pratt leaves his aging actress wife after he makes it huge, only to go and get quickly get engaged to a Kennedy, Maria Shriver-looking chick like that??

Go have some fun dude. Go find a 25 yr old ex-volleyball player from Florida or USC. The world is your oyster. Live it up for a half a decade or so. Hell, who knows, maybe he wants that kennedy prohibition money?
Posted by 3nOut
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Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 1/14/19 at 1:18 pm to
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I don't get it. Pratt leaves his aging actress wife after he makes it huge, only to go and get quickly get engaged to a Kennedy, Maria Shriver-looking chick like that??




not that i follow TMZ or hollywood that well, but i believe Farris left him.

quote:

Go have some fun dude. Go find a 25 yr old ex-volleyball player from Florida or USC. The world is your oyster. Live it up for a half a decade or so. Hell, who knows, maybe he wants that kennedy prohibition money?


dude professes to be a Christian so slamming a bunch of LA dime pieces wouldn't fit the image he's built.
Posted by St Augustine
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Posted on 1/14/19 at 1:22 pm to
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Hands like a man.


Dude she’s got some Arnold in her. Surprised she doesn’t have 20 inch pythons.
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
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Posted on 1/14/19 at 1:29 pm to
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Go find a 25 yr old ex-volleyball player from Florida or USC.

I'd rather picture Anna Farris with a 25 year old ex-volleyball girl from Florida or USC.
Posted by teke184
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Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 1/14/19 at 1:30 pm to
Is it wrong that I’d rather have his ex than his fiancée?

I’ve had a thing for Anna Faris since Scary Movie 1.
Posted by teke184
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Posted on 1/14/19 at 1:32 pm to
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Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 1/14/19 at 2:02 pm to
Prolly some Freudian back drop to the daughter of the one of the biggest movie star of his day now marrying one of the biggest movie stars of togsy
Posted by madmaxvol
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Posted on 1/14/19 at 2:03 pm to
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She's got that Kennedy mouth. I'll pass.




Does she have that Kennedy money?
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 1/14/19 at 2:12 pm to
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Does she have that Kennedy money?


I don't know about Kennedy money, but this is her dad's house:

Posted by TennesseeFan25
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Posted on 1/14/19 at 2:20 pm to
Pretty unimpressed for mo'fricking Arnold. No pool, trash landscaping. Come on man
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 1/14/19 at 2:26 pm to
That's what happens when you get caught procreating with the Guatemalan help and your wife leaves and takes 1/2 or more.

As to the OP, I have truly seen better in the Grove.
This post was edited on 1/15/19 at 7:45 am
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