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re: These teammate quotes in ESPN article on Cam Skattebo are absolutely amazing

Posted on 10/10/25 at 8:53 am to
Posted by bayou85
Concordia
Member since Sep 2016
10888 posts
Posted on 10/10/25 at 8:53 am to
I'd love to see a team where he is coached by Dan Campbell
Posted by Kansas City King
Columbia, MO
Member since Oct 2020
3525 posts
Posted on 10/10/25 at 8:56 am to
As long as he keeps scoring touchdowns, he can be a much as an idiot as he wants.
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
67799 posts
Posted on 10/10/25 at 9:02 am to
quote:

But this is the dude who would make any blue collar job fun. I could see him slinging packages a a UPS warehouse having a blast.


Yep
Posted by BenDover
Member since Jul 2010
5550 posts
Posted on 10/10/25 at 9:04 am to
quote:

I'd love to see a team where he is coached by Dan Campbell


Those two on some type of Hard Knocks show would be must watch TV.
Posted by skullhawk
My house
Member since Nov 2007
27132 posts
Posted on 10/10/25 at 9:05 am to
he's fun to watch, but his career has a short shelf life

I think every team needs one of this crazy white guys on it to put it over the top
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
22128 posts
Posted on 10/10/25 at 9:05 am to
quote:

he's fun to watch, but his career has a short shelf life


100%

Dude is a beast but he's also speedrunning CTE
Posted by BHTiger
Charleston
Member since Dec 2017
8441 posts
Posted on 10/10/25 at 9:06 am to
Jamesis told hom to eat a W and Cam couldn't find it in the vending machine or cafeteria.
Posted by RoyalAir
Detroit
Member since Dec 2012
7279 posts
Posted on 10/10/25 at 9:14 am to
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Jamesis told hom to eat a W and Cam couldn't find it in the vending machine or cafeteria.


So Cam headbutts the vending machine, grabs a Big Texas, draws a barely-legible W on it with his own blood, and shows up 15 minutes early for film room with the Big W in his mouth.

Still in the wrapper.
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
71026 posts
Posted on 10/10/25 at 9:15 am to
I really didn’t like this guy at first. Seemed like a mega tool. But he’s the personification of retard strength, he’s hard not to like.
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
71026 posts
Posted on 10/10/25 at 9:16 am to
quote:

Dude is a beast but he's also speedrunning CTE


How big of a difference will it REALLY make though?
Posted by Mstate
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2009
10427 posts
Posted on 10/10/25 at 9:18 am to
Feel like he’s destined to play for Jim Harbaugh or Dan Campbell
This post was edited on 10/10/25 at 9:19 am
Posted by DrewBoy
Member since Jun 2022
145 posts
Posted on 10/10/25 at 9:29 am to
Had an epic last NCAA game. He’s legit.
Posted by AbuTheMonkey
Chicago, IL
Member since May 2014
8577 posts
Posted on 10/10/25 at 9:40 am to
quote:

aside from his immediate family is there anyone else on earth named Skattebo? it sounds like a 70s R&B group whats the country of origin?


Scandinavian of some sort, I think. Norwegian or Danish.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
59468 posts
Posted on 10/10/25 at 9:47 am to
“Where are the gloves?!!!!? I need some GD gloves!!!!!!

— after his fumble against the Saints
Posted by dj30
New Orleans
Member since Feb 2006
29855 posts
Posted on 10/10/25 at 9:53 am to
We sure he’s not from Chalmette?
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
61628 posts
Posted on 10/10/25 at 10:01 am to
I knew dude was a literal freak in every sense last year when ran for like 3,000 yds against State. He destroyed us.
Posted by Pimphand
Member since Sep 2021
4286 posts
Posted on 10/10/25 at 10:07 am to
Goes and like are the final death knell of the english language.


Somebody doesn't like something when they say it similarly they don't goes something when they say it for fricks sake.
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
36013 posts
Posted on 10/10/25 at 10:13 am to
He probably would have fit in well with Raiders teams of old with Matuszak, Alzado, Hendricks ( almost a genius) Tatum and Hayes. Throw in Stabler and Belitnikoff just for fun and outrageous off field behavior.
Posted by Eighteen
Member since Dec 2006
36928 posts
Posted on 10/10/25 at 10:16 am to
he’s such a caricature he reminds me of Jon Favreau in the Replacements

will do whatever coach says at full speed with reckless abandon and get up smiling

Posted by 504Voodoo
New Orleans
Member since Aug 2012
13779 posts
Posted on 10/10/25 at 10:34 am to
The only tragedy is that he wont have a long career with his mentality and playing style. Dude is Gronk reincarnated
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