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They have sucked outside 2021. Not sure that is interesting though.

re: Tony V Ejected

Posted by Pimphand on 4/6/26 at 4:06 pm to
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Tim Kurkjian was told by someone in the Giants organization that one of the reasons they liked Tony was that he was a good recruiter. Tim said he told the guy he’s not sure recruiting is a thing in mlb.


:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

re: Tony V Ejected

Posted by Pimphand on 4/6/26 at 7:19 am to
Not sure who thought his schtick would work at the MLB level but I still expect he will flame out spectacularly next season and probably be fired before the season even ends.

re: Congratulations Auburn

Posted by Pimphand on 4/5/26 at 11:22 pm to
I don't get the hate everyone has for the NIT. Sure I would never sit down and watch it the way I do the NCAAT but Texas has won it twice (once back in 1978 when it was far more meaningful) and again in 2019 when it was still pre NIL premadonnas declining but I'd still rather do what Auburn did vs decline/go to some other scrub arse tournament.
We had a group back in college who would meet up at Hooters for Sunday Night Baseball back when they had legit specials for sporting events like 25 cent wings during Top 25 college basketball games, etc.

SNB died for me when ESPN blew up the Jon Miller & Joe Morgan pairing I had basically gotten accustomed to them for most of my youth on Sunday Nights.

I couldn't even begin to tell you where it's broadcast, who is on it and I can't remember the last time I watched it because it's been a long long time.
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Only Vanderbilt boosts the SEC intelligence level.


Jesus Christ there is no fricking way you actually went to Michigan when you puke out verbal diarrhea like this.

Greenes' Guides list (2001) of public ivies

University of Florida
University of Georgia
University of Texas at Austin (was even in the 1985 original list)

AAU (join year)

University of Missouri (1908)
University of Texas at Austin (1929)
Vanderbilt University (1950)
University of Florida (1985)
Texas A&M University (2001)

So yes Florida, Texas, & Vanderbilt carry the water for the SEC in tier 1

Tier 2 is Georgia, Missouri, & Texas A&M

The rest of the SEC is dogwater academically by comparison so no argument there.

re: Tough day for the SEC

Posted by Pimphand on 4/5/26 at 7:57 pm to
Considering I had never heard of the asswater tournament the Sooners were playing in and the other is a tournament where the championship game is decided by 28 points and the winning team shot an amazing 43% from the floor we need the who gives a shite Harrison Ford gif.
When your sport has 9/16 of the league participating and is heavily rigged by judges it is suspect.
Mobilhoma methlords go up in smoke vs the snake worshipping coal miners is very on brand.

re: Not a Volunteer poster in site

Posted by Pimphand on 4/5/26 at 7:26 pm to
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I'm only sad they got that one championship before their program deservedly went back to shite.


It was a bad matchup they ran into the most completely stoppable force in the universe....

re: Not a Volunteer poster in site

Posted by Pimphand on 4/5/26 at 6:36 pm to
You like this websight?

re: Sunday SEC Baseball

Posted by Pimphand on 4/5/26 at 4:49 pm to
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Missouri wins the series at Kentucky!


:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Not quite as bad as Aggy last year getting swept by the otherwise 0-27 Tigers in College Station but dear lord

I was going to come in and decree Texas had the worst performance of the weekend but no soup for us! :rotflmao:
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Big Ten owns the SEC in both sports and will for the foreseeable future.


:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

I'm rooting for Michigan tomorrow night but even with a Go Blue victory the B1G will *check notes* still not have equaled the SEC's run last year.

7 sweet 16 teams vs 6 sweet 16 teams the rest of the draw is even and that's *if* Michigan wins

As far as football goes IU lost too much, Satan's Bunghole got savaged by the NFL draft, and Warde Manuel needs to get fired so Mich can stay away from scandals. You think Pedo State is magically going to toss the choker legacy because Franklin is gone? Good luck.

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You know your "sport" sucks when the championship game is decided by 30+ and the winning team shoots 43% from the floor.

Thank god this trainwreck is over and we get to not hear about it again for 10 months.



Who knew Zappa was singing about Women's Basketball oh so long ago.
No let's not. You must like watching old people frick.

re: Stunt on these BDF hoes!

Posted by Pimphand on 4/4/26 at 10:25 pm to
Dickwagon I don't talk about it until some chump change numbnuts bumps gums.

Surely if you have beyond a masters you can grok the cause and effect. Then again you are aggy

re: Stunt on these BDF hoes!

Posted by Pimphand on 4/4/26 at 10:19 pm to
Wow you are stupid.

Spent most my time at Blind Pig and Ashley's but thanks for playing!

No wonder you haven't won shite since 1939.

Keep trying baw.

re: Stunt on these BDF hoes!

Posted by Pimphand on 4/4/26 at 10:02 pm to
I got my MBA at Michigan I give zero fricks about your mental gymnastics.