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re: 49ers owner Jed York arrested in prostitution bust

Posted on 8/24/26 at 11:13 am to
Posted by Da #1 Stunna
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Posted on 8/24/26 at 11:13 am to




"You don't pay them to have sex with you."

You pay them to leave." - Charlie Sheen


Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
64817 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 11:16 am to
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yeah. You seriously can't even get some sugarbaby or something?


Lol look at Shannon Sharpe. These sugar babies are pretty much like money predators and theres a large enough community where they know all the tips and tricks to manipulate these men.

Being a man with money brings forth a whole different set of obstacles with women.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
83608 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 11:20 am to
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Just pay the five grand or whatever and meet a porn star in Vegas.


I think it's illegal in Vegas but you can go an hour out to visit the legal places.
Posted by Raoul Stimulato
Hale Bopp Comet
Member since Sep 2022
2744 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 11:54 am to
As the joke goes:

She asked me to kiss her where is smells. So I took her to Youngstown.

That place is the armpit of the state - and I’m from Dayton !

Also bad
This post was edited on 8/24/26 at 12:37 pm
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
23347 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 12:00 pm to
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Billionaires getting busted for prostitution is one of the strangest things ever.



Transactional. You pay them to leave after. They don't have to pretend they're into you and not your money and they aren't any strings afterwards.

Best reasoning I can come up with.
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
73152 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 12:02 pm to
Yeah but how are you a billionaire soliciting a prostitute in East Palestine fricking Ohio lol.
This post was edited on 8/24/26 at 12:58 pm
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
23347 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 12:14 pm to
That I don't know

shite, it's legal in Vegas. Just go there.

Posted by UncleLester
West of the Mississippi
Member since Aug 2008
10006 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 12:15 pm to
He always came off as a very smug nepo kid.

Should we get some body cam footage of the arrest down the road?
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
105515 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 12:15 pm to
How long will he be on the IR list for a pulled groin?
Posted by LooseCannon22282
South Alabama Fan
Member since May 2008
36378 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 12:16 pm to
another box checked for an extraordinary off-season for the 49ers
Posted by WaterLink
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2015
21111 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 12:24 pm to
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He was also convicted of “possessing criminal tools” per the outlet.


Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
43234 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 12:31 pm to
Palestine, OH. Not the place I’d be looking for a hooker
Posted by Buckeye Fan 19
Member since Dec 2007
36845 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 12:34 pm to
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He was also convicted of “possessing criminal tools” per the outlet.


Like sex toys? What could “criminal tools” possibly be referring to?
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
21943 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 12:35 pm to
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He always came off as a very smug nepo kid. Should we get some body cam footage of the arrest down the road?


Your instincts are spot on. He is 45 years old and has been the CEO of the 49ers since 2008.
Posted by RLDSC FAN
Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Member since Nov 2008
61676 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 12:48 pm to
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
26729 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 12:55 pm to
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This man also knows that renting is cheaper than buying


I don't know. Jed's married with 2 kids. So his rental from this weekend may become a whole lot more expensive if his wife decides to take him to the cleaners in divorce court
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
21943 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 12:55 pm to
He looks like he would be into some weird shite.
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
26729 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 12:59 pm to
A hooker in a trailer park


Also, East Palestine doesn't frick around. He was arrested yesterday and has already been convicted (or pled guilty) and gotten sentenced within 24 hours. That's some swift justice

quote:

WKBN requested a police report, which states only: “On August 23, 2026, the East Palestine Police Department assisted the MVHTTF on the arrest of John York.”
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Court records show York was sentenced to two days in the Columbiana County Jail — to be served concurrently — with credit for a day served. He was also ordered to pay $1,150 in fines.

Court orders show a cell phone was ordered returned to York, and $160 seized shall be forfeited to the Mahoning Valley Human Trafficking Task Force as part of the agreement.
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
88614 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 1:01 pm to
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He was also convicted of “possessing criminal tools” per the outlet.
quote:

More interesting than the prostitution thing, honestly.

And as a 49er fan We all hate Jed York.

Maybe he was on his way to a WNBA game
Posted by TigerBR1111
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2014
8936 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 1:07 pm to
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arrested at the Wheat Hill Mobile Home Community"


This is some Jimmy Swaggart level shite
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