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re: Gym confessions

Posted on 7/24/17 at 10:01 am to
Posted by MWP
Kingwood, TX via Monroe, LA
Member since Jul 2013
11053 posts
Posted on 7/24/17 at 10:01 am to
quote:

Who cares?


Mainstream gym owners that hate powerlifters, that's who. Powerlifters are notorious for fricking up a gym, the equipment, grunting, making messes, and generally just being an eye sore to the rest of the club. That's generally why we have to start our own gyms so we can do all of this stuff and not get fricked with.
Posted by jeff5891
Member since Aug 2011
15962 posts
Posted on 7/24/17 at 10:02 am to
Just use liquid chalk
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
26694 posts
Posted on 7/24/17 at 10:03 am to
I had my membership cancelled at Anytime because of chalk. Old owner had no issue with it. New owner takes over and starts bitching at me in the middle of a set of deadlifts. We start yelling at each other. He complains that the chalk is messy. I shoot back that if he ever bothered to clean the filthy fricking gym chalk wouldn't be an issue. Membership cancelled.
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66904 posts
Posted on 7/24/17 at 10:53 am to
sometimes i don't even work out. i just go sit in the sauna and leave.
Posted by Hu_Flung_Pu
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2013
22542 posts
Posted on 7/24/17 at 10:59 am to
quote:

the middle of a set of deadlifts


I've had someone do that before and I thought I was going to kill him.
Posted by TU Rob
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2008
13472 posts
Posted on 7/24/17 at 11:06 am to
quote:

sometimes i don't even work out. i just go sit in the sauna and leave.


Guilty. Except ours is a small steamroom. 10 minutes in there, long shower, back to work.
Posted by Teddy Ruxpin
Member since Oct 2006
40857 posts
Posted on 7/24/17 at 4:24 pm to
If its going to storm when I leave work for the gym, I just go home instead.
Posted by jsk020
Nola
Member since Jan 2013
1775 posts
Posted on 7/24/17 at 4:33 pm to
quote:

If its going to storm when I leave work for the gym, I just go home instead.


thats the best time to go. usually empty at the gym
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
30509 posts
Posted on 7/24/17 at 6:32 pm to
quote:

can't tell the difference between the high school and college girls that work out at my gym anymore



I'm playing this game right now. I've come to conclusion it doesn't matter when it comes to creepily staring them down
Posted by brass2mouth
NOLA
Member since Jul 2007
20623 posts
Posted on 7/24/17 at 11:14 pm to
quote:

stare a lot at the absolutely banging yoga pants wearing, low cut Nike top Iranian chick. She makes it move. That's all I got right now.


I stare at just about every decent bodied chick in yoga pants.
Posted by Hu_Flung_Pu
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2013
22542 posts
Posted on 7/25/17 at 6:55 am to
What's your technique? Straight up creeper or bouncing off the mirror?
Posted by LSUPERMAN
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
3027 posts
Posted on 7/25/17 at 7:41 am to
I listen to 80's music occasionally while lifting.

Also, if a hottie walks in right as I am done, somehow I find the energy to do a few more exercises.
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
84434 posts
Posted on 7/25/17 at 7:46 am to
Both
Posted by Hu_Flung_Pu
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2013
22542 posts
Posted on 7/25/17 at 8:59 am to
Ambicreeper
Posted by TU Rob
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2008
13472 posts
Posted on 7/25/17 at 9:31 am to
quote:

can't tell the difference between the high school and college girls


quote:

I'm playing this game right now. I've come to conclusion it doesn't matter when it comes to creepily staring them down


One of the few downfalls of my gym is that they are all girls after college. But some of them look like they could walk across a quad and turn several heads. At least there's no guilt in checking out the patterned yoga pants and racerback sports bra.
Posted by ABearsFanNMS
Formerly of tLandmass now in Texas
Member since Oct 2014
20194 posts
Posted on 7/25/17 at 12:57 pm to
quote:

I can't tell the difference between the high school and college girls that work out at my gym anymore


This is the truth! I recently went in the gym and notice a chick on a treadmill with a banging arse but I couldn't see her face. So I start lifting and between set I go to get a drink at the water fountain only to bump into her. She say "hey Mr. ABears".....and that when I realize I had been checking out my HS aged son's ex-GF....I felt like a real POS
This post was edited on 7/25/17 at 1:04 pm
Posted by mindbreaker
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2011
7915 posts
Posted on 7/25/17 at 1:24 pm to
I always use a pad on squats and straps on deadlifts. I'm 37 and Ive lost over a 100 pounds in 18 months. The pad and straps are more comfortable for me and I'm not trying to impress anyone. So I'm going to do things comfortable so I keep my fat arse in there working.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
63590 posts
Posted on 7/25/17 at 1:31 pm to
quote:

Straight up creeper or bouncing off the mirror?


I've been told by a few women that a "not too long" direct glance is a lot less creepy than the bouncing off the mirror routine.
This post was edited on 7/25/17 at 1:32 pm
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
84434 posts
Posted on 7/25/17 at 1:39 pm to
She's an ex. I think you're in the clear.
Posted by TU Rob
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2008
13472 posts
Posted on 7/25/17 at 1:47 pm to
quote:

She's an ex. I think you're in the clear.


And also kudos to the son for having great taste.
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