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re: How many hot glazed donuts could you eat in one sitting?

Posted on 2/25/26 at 1:19 pm to
Posted by DarkDrifter
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2011
5834 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 1:19 pm to
shite if they’re hot and from Mary Lee? A dozen easy. I’ll regret it for sure because that’s me talking as a 45 yr old. Teenage me probably could knock out 2 dozen.
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
17477 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 1:21 pm to
18-24 if I had to. I haven't had a donut in years. Love a good glazed.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
21977 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 1:22 pm to
Can easily eat a dozen Krispy Kremes. They are lightweight and actually good IMHO.
Posted by sledgehammer
SWLA
Member since Oct 2020
7714 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 1:22 pm to
I’ll go with a dozen if I fasted beforehand.
Posted by LSU1018
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2007
7399 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 1:23 pm to
If there was enough money on the line and I knew when it would be so that I could fast the day before, I think I could possibly do 2 dozen.

On a normal eating schedule, probably 6-8.
Posted by mylsuhat
Mandeville, LA
Member since Mar 2008
50060 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 1:24 pm to
I can absolutely DEVOUR hot glazed donuts.


Give me the dozen and they'll disappear

Posted by spaghettioeauxs
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2017
3238 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 1:25 pm to
Dude saying he ate 6 one time. I can take down 7 of them bitches and still not be full. Probably 18ish if I had put a number down would be my guess.
This post was edited on 2/25/26 at 1:26 pm
Posted by bbap
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2006
97259 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 1:27 pm to
quote:

As a much younger man I once ate 6 in a competition with a coworker. He started to pass out on the fifth one.


Give me a break, there's zero chance this is your limit, nor your coworkers.
Posted by red sox fan 13
Valley Park
Member since Aug 2018
19214 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 1:30 pm to
If I’m hungry and they are hot and fresh, I could knock out a dozen plus. I usually limit myself to 4 or 5 though if I get donuts.
Posted by F1y0n7h3W4LL
Below I-10
Member since Jul 2019
4383 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 1:30 pm to
quote:

How many hot glazed donuts could you eat in one sitting?


Could, would, or should?

Could? 6

Would? 2

Should? 0
Posted by jpainter6174
Boss city
Member since Feb 2014
6752 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 1:50 pm to
I could knock a dozen out, I usually only eat 1 maybe 2... Southern maid!
Posted by CajunInFL
New Orleans, LA
Member since May 2007
2118 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 2:03 pm to
Easily a dozen, top out at 20.
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
48126 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 2:22 pm to
from rays bakery in eunice before it burnt down I could easily eat 2 dozen.

man I miss these so much

This post was edited on 2/25/26 at 2:26 pm
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
87655 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 2:27 pm to
quote:

Because Krispy Kreme is arse, that's why.


Excluding the standard bearer for the category (whether it's exceeded by others or not) is silly
Posted by Bryno1960
Off River Road
Member since Aug 2013
4039 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 2:29 pm to
Before I decided to watch my diet and eat healthy, i probably could have eaten at least six. Now, I have no desire to have a donut.
Posted by GoCrazyAuburn
Member since Feb 2010
41641 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 2:46 pm to
If I get to smash them together, there's no telling. Would be able to get quite a few down before my body realized wtf I had actually done to myself.
Posted by Sugarbaker
Peachtree
Member since Jun 2023
659 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 3:03 pm to
My son can down five without catching a breath.

I can’t imagine what he could do over an hour or so.

He is not fat, but does physical outdoor work and is in his 20s. I keep telling him his metabolism won’t support that forever.
This post was edited on 2/25/26 at 3:05 pm
Posted by tke_swamprat
Houma, LA
Member since Aug 2004
11192 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 3:35 pm to
Rob's donuts in Thibodaux were awesome.

Mr. Ronnie's in Houma is overrated.

Tasty Cream Donut shops that have popped up all over are really good.

I'm sure I could knock back 6-12 hot, glazed donuts with a cold glass of milk. But I'm more of a spicy boudin kolache and 1 donut kind of guy these days.
Posted by Cole Beer
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
4921 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 3:59 pm to
If it's fresh Krispy Kremes, probably a dozen if I'm hungry.
Posted by dblwall
Member since Jul 2017
1851 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 4:14 pm to
The king says F U




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