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re: Looking back at times where you missed out on an obvious opportunity for sex
Posted on 9/10/21 at 9:32 am to X123F45
Posted on 9/10/21 at 9:32 am to X123F45
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I didn't realize that even in long held friendships, that is always on the table.
Truth
My closest friend in college was actually a foreign chick and we never had anything romantic or sexual, just good friends. A year or so after college, she and I and some of our mutual female friends from LSU meet up in Baton Rouge to catch up. I was suffering a lack of sleep from the night before, and this night goes long and I have no place to stay in Baton Rouge and had business in New Orleans early in the morning, so I'm starting to think about how I'm going to get back home and get enough sleep. It's getting really late and it's just me and her and our two mutual female friends drinking, and she texts me directly and says both of her friends think I should stay in town for the night and both of them are offering a bed for me. I just had to pick which one. She was essentially offering up a choice of free pussy on a platter.
Not wanting to pick one and offend the other, not to mention being extremely sleep deprived and drunk and not wanting to give a horrible performance to a girl who might talk behind my back to the other girls, I ended up back in New Orleans that night
Posted on 9/10/21 at 9:33 am to chinhoyang
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Looking back at times where you missed out on an obvious opportunity for sex
Every time we stopped at a rest area on vacation as a teenager. I never understood why older men were staring at me.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 9:34 am to CAD703X
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This post was edited on 9/10/21 at 11:18 am
Posted on 9/10/21 at 9:35 am to efrad
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I just had to pick which one.
but why not both?
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I ended up back in New Orleans that night
tsk, tsk, tsk
Posted on 9/10/21 at 9:37 am to 777Tiger
I used to work with a gal that was constantly telling me how much she loved to have sex, but I never did anything with her.
But she was fat and hideously ugly, so I guess this story doesn't count.
But she was fat and hideously ugly, so I guess this story doesn't count.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 9:39 am to chinhoyang
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I instantly go limp and it was obvious why.
this is one I think I would have kept to myself
Posted on 9/10/21 at 9:40 am to X123F45
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It's funny that you don't realize you had a 50/50 shot at a foursome
The girl, asleep in my bed, wasn’t kinky like that or I would have definitely woke her arse up to get in on it. That was 25 years ago and that same girl, today, is a liberal tree hugger. Back then we were never that politically engaged but now, looking back, I can see why she was the way she was.
This post was edited on 9/10/21 at 9:43 am
Posted on 9/10/21 at 9:41 am to Ajo Devil
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But she was fat and hideously ugly, so I guess this story doesn't count.
pass: [ALLOWED] [not allowed]
This post was edited on 9/10/21 at 9:42 am
Posted on 9/10/21 at 9:42 am to coondaddy21
You start fricking two women in the living room... The third will either join in or leave. Those are facts baw.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 9:43 am to chinhoyang
There were a few that I didn’t move on that I don’t regret because they wanted a long term thing and I didn’t, but one chick in particular, cute wild party chick I knew from HS, in town at LSU with a group of friends for a game, partied hard and messed around on and off all night…things got blurry and next thing I recall I woke up the next morning after passing out hard and they were gone, no action.
I apparently had gotten her number though and we talked and got together later at a friends house with her and her friend to watch a movie. But it was Saturday after a particularly crazy Wed-Fri binge (you 90s LSU folks know what I mean) and yeah I fell asleep watching the movie and they left after a while. WTF.
I apparently had gotten her number though and we talked and got together later at a friends house with her and her friend to watch a movie. But it was Saturday after a particularly crazy Wed-Fri binge (you 90s LSU folks know what I mean) and yeah I fell asleep watching the movie and they left after a while. WTF.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 9:46 am to chinhoyang
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Looking back at times where you missed out on an obvious opportunity for sex
Why do you wanna bring up old shite?
Posted on 9/10/21 at 9:47 am to X123F45
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You start fricking two women in the living room... The third will either join in or leave. Those are facts baw.
Hindsight is always 20/20! I definitely would have done a lot of things differently leading up to that weekend and that night.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 9:47 am to chinhoyang
Other than having a girlfriend all 4 of my high school years, I have 1 that I feel like I screwed up at least a shot at getting some down the line.
Woke up with a terrible hangover and really wasn’t feeling great that day. Went to my buddys house to pick up his bass boat because he told me I could use it while my boat was in the shop. Pretty nice, newer boat that just so happened to match my truck. Pull into the gas station by his house and this really good looking, probably mid 30’s (I was mid 20’s) chick in a Benz pulled up, started looking at me and then initiated conversation about the boat and the weather and going ride and stuff and I basically blew her off, finished filling my truck up, left and IMMEDIATELY regretted not saying something smooth or at the very least getting her number. It doesn’t sound like much, but to me it was a missed opportunity.
Woke up with a terrible hangover and really wasn’t feeling great that day. Went to my buddys house to pick up his bass boat because he told me I could use it while my boat was in the shop. Pretty nice, newer boat that just so happened to match my truck. Pull into the gas station by his house and this really good looking, probably mid 30’s (I was mid 20’s) chick in a Benz pulled up, started looking at me and then initiated conversation about the boat and the weather and going ride and stuff and I basically blew her off, finished filling my truck up, left and IMMEDIATELY regretted not saying something smooth or at the very least getting her number. It doesn’t sound like much, but to me it was a missed opportunity.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 9:47 am to 777Tiger
The original first girl I was talking about had a nice body but a butter face...
The girls I have actually been with so I don't feel like I missed out on much.
The girls I have actually been with so I don't feel like I missed out on much.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 9:48 am to madamsquirrel
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The original first girl I was talking about had a nice body but a butter face...
The girls I have actually been with so I don't feel like I missed out on much.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 9:48 am to X123F45
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This is a subject that I hate thinking about
Looking back I missed so many opportunities it's not even funny.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 9:48 am to Havoc
was at a bar in NOLA in the 1980s making out with an asian chick. my roommate from LSU was with me (we had just driven over there for the evening) and was PISSED and made me leave.
i remember her saying "fine. just leave with your friend then."
she gave me one hell of a case of Mono which caused me to almost flunk that semester (went to LSU infirmary to get the diagnosis) and i was too embarrassed to tell my parents what was going on so i suffered in silence in kirby smith.
looking back, i think i OWE MY ROOMMATE BIG TIME. god knows what incurable diseases i would have ended up with if i had gone home with her.
i remember her saying "fine. just leave with your friend then."
she gave me one hell of a case of Mono which caused me to almost flunk that semester (went to LSU infirmary to get the diagnosis) and i was too embarrassed to tell my parents what was going on so i suffered in silence in kirby smith.
looking back, i think i OWE MY ROOMMATE BIG TIME. god knows what incurable diseases i would have ended up with if i had gone home with her.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 9:51 am to JetsetNuggs
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This is a subject that I hate thinking about
This. I missed many opportunities in high school thinking back just due to being nervous to make the move.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 9:52 am to chinhoyang
more times than I care to think about. mainly because i put them on a pedestal
This post was edited on 9/10/21 at 9:53 am
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