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Looking back at times where you missed out on an obvious opportunity for sex
Posted on 9/10/21 at 8:48 am
Posted on 9/10/21 at 8:48 am
I'm not talking about a woman hitting on you when your married. I'm talking about when the only reason you didn't get some sex was due to your own
When I was a Senior in HS, the hunt club had a party at this really good looking woman's house (early 30's). She had a nice house (courtesy of a divorce) with a big pool and I had been swimming. She comes up and says "come into the house, I want to show you something." She takes me to her room and shows me this picture of her on a horse, topless. She had a very well done boob job. I'd like to say I said "Do they look that good in person?" or some other lead in line. No, I bumbled and mumbled like the idiot I was. She ended up becoming a club member's trophy wife.
The summer before my freshman year in college, I went out with this small town high senior girl who was way out of my league. We went to dinner at Willow Bend Polo Club in Dallas, and the ogling by guys in their 30s and 40s was ridiculous (I enjoyed showing her off). Stupidly, I put her on a pedestal and never put the moves on her. Years later, I run into her gay younger brother. We were talking about his sister (with whom he apparently had a falling out) and he said "she would have fricked your brains out all summer if you hadn't have been so busy treating her like some Princess."
When I was a Senior in HS, the hunt club had a party at this really good looking woman's house (early 30's). She had a nice house (courtesy of a divorce) with a big pool and I had been swimming. She comes up and says "come into the house, I want to show you something." She takes me to her room and shows me this picture of her on a horse, topless. She had a very well done boob job. I'd like to say I said "Do they look that good in person?" or some other lead in line. No, I bumbled and mumbled like the idiot I was. She ended up becoming a club member's trophy wife.
The summer before my freshman year in college, I went out with this small town high senior girl who was way out of my league. We went to dinner at Willow Bend Polo Club in Dallas, and the ogling by guys in their 30s and 40s was ridiculous (I enjoyed showing her off). Stupidly, I put her on a pedestal and never put the moves on her. Years later, I run into her gay younger brother. We were talking about his sister (with whom he apparently had a falling out) and he said "she would have fricked your brains out all summer if you hadn't have been so busy treating her like some Princess."
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Posted on 9/10/21 at 8:50 am to chinhoyang
This is a subject that I hate thinking about
Posted on 9/10/21 at 8:50 am to chinhoyang
Your mom last night
Posted on 9/10/21 at 8:51 am to JetsetNuggs
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This is a subject that I hate thinking about
Cringing at my desk thinking back on some of these instances
Posted on 9/10/21 at 8:52 am to chinhoyang
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Looking back at times where you missed out on an obvious opportunity for sex
Way too many to count
Posted on 9/10/21 at 8:52 am to Cosmo
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Your mom last night
But why didn't you smash?
Posted on 9/10/21 at 8:53 am to chinhoyang
Can not think of one. I put it out there every time the chance was even remotely possible. Better discussion for me would be how many long shots came through.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 8:53 am to JetsetNuggs
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This is a subject that I hate thinking about
Same. Especially when you realize if you had said something different at one key moment
Posted on 9/10/21 at 8:54 am to chinhoyang
That’s all part of the learning process.
I don’t even want to look back at all the tail I could’ve got if I wasn’t such a naive idiot back then.
I don’t even want to look back at all the tail I could’ve got if I wasn’t such a naive idiot back then.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 8:55 am to chinhoyang
I was hooking up with this chick during college after drinking all day. We were in the sack about to frick when I barfed all over her.
I was hammered, so I don't remember what she said, but she was pissed and stormed out of my apartment. I just rolled over and went to sleep.
I was hammered, so I don't remember what she said, but she was pissed and stormed out of my apartment. I just rolled over and went to sleep.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 8:55 am to chinhoyang
Posted on 9/10/21 at 8:56 am to chinhoyang
Sophomore year in college. A young short girl that was older than me and was flirting with me. Problem was: I had a girlfriend at the time. The new girl was not really feminine and kind of looked like a male. I know she was a girl because my buddy fricked her.
Two years later, I had another chance but decided I wasn’t really attracted to her.
Two years later, I had another chance but decided I wasn’t really attracted to her.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 8:58 am to chinhoyang
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Looking back at times where you missed out on an obvious opportunity for sex
First year of college.
Taking a ceramics class with a HOT arse older woman (well she seemed older to me..maybe 24 or 25) who was really really good. i'm making lopsided clay towers and she's making full on window flower boxes with intricate designs that were spot fricking on.
I had a pathetic little 'class meet up' where i bought nachos & cheese
and a couple of the nerds from the class showed up and SHE DID TOO DRESSED TO THE 9s. She kept asking me what I was doing later and like the frickup that I am I kept dodging the question and talking about fricking clay.
She never came back to class, I guess she had better opportunities.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 8:58 am to chinhoyang
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I'm talking about when the only reason you didn't get some sex was due to your own
it's funny that you would bring this subject up. I do have a couple of missed opportunities that pop up from time to time, when I was single I was as aggressive of a man ho as you'd ever see, cut a pretty good swath, but there are these two missed chances that were sure things that I didn't seal the deal on that come back to haunt me from time to time
Posted on 9/10/21 at 8:59 am to chinhoyang
quote:What a very weird thing for someone’s brother to say/know about his sister.
younger brother. We were talking about his sister and he said "she would have fricked your brains out all summer
Posted on 9/10/21 at 8:59 am to chinhoyang
frick this topic, I hate thinking about that shite.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 8:59 am to chinhoyang
Friend had a family friend from Australia staying with them over New Years. Very pretty. We kind of hit it off the few days I was over hanging with my friend home on break. We all went to bed after a New Year’s Eve party at their house ended. I slept downstairs on the couch and she was around the hall in the guest bedroom. When everyone was asleep she came downstairs and got me saying stuff like “you don’t have to sleep on the couch” and stuff like that. Then when we actually slept in the bed together she was saying “you don’t have to sleep in your slacks and a business shirt” (I was still in my clothes from the party). So I took all that off. Then we went to sleep and she went back to Australia early in the morning.
I was maybe like 20-21 at the time so not super advanced in understanding women yet but about 6-7 years later I think it’s obvious she wanted a little action. I mean that’s obvious now, right?
I was maybe like 20-21 at the time so not super advanced in understanding women yet but about 6-7 years later I think it’s obvious she wanted a little action. I mean that’s obvious now, right?
This post was edited on 9/10/21 at 10:06 am
Posted on 9/10/21 at 9:02 am to Cosmo
quote:I did not miss out
Your mom last night
Posted on 9/10/21 at 9:02 am to tigergirl10
The brother was gay, that changes the dynamics
Posted on 9/10/21 at 9:03 am to chinhoyang
There are three.
All were slumming it and just enjoying a good time.
I didn't realize that even in long held friendships, that is always on the table.
All were slumming it and just enjoying a good time.
I didn't realize that even in long held friendships, that is always on the table.
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