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re: Looking back at times where you missed out on an obvious opportunity for sex
Posted on 9/10/21 at 10:18 am to V Bainbridge
Posted on 9/10/21 at 10:18 am to V Bainbridge
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you appear thirsty and desperate,
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you have trouble with it in the first place.
yep, that's me all right
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Posted on 9/10/21 at 10:25 am to 777Tiger
I went to Auburn most of my friends went to UF. Auburn-UF football game my freshmen year I went down and stayed with friends. Picked up a girl around gainesville I worked a summer job with at home and didn't know my friends. I can't remember what we did we were all under 21 and new to the scene so I think we basically just walked around drinking from flasks or something.
Anyway, friends call it a night and I drive her home. She brings me inside and makes some Pina Coladas at like 2am and we drink them in her room. I never made a move...leave and go home eventually.
Fricking pussy
Anyway, friends call it a night and I drive her home. She brings me inside and makes some Pina Coladas at like 2am and we drink them in her room. I never made a move...leave and go home eventually.
Fricking pussy
Posted on 9/10/21 at 10:27 am to baldona
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Anyway, friends call it a night and I drive her home. She brings me inside and makes some Pina Coladas at like 2am and we drink them in her room. I never made a move...leave and go home eventually.
was her name Slagathor?
Posted on 9/10/21 at 10:29 am to The Boat
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No brother is gonna say that about his sister
Probably true most of the time, but not true for me.
Good looking cheerleader at another school that we would play against —-we got each other’s attention and would make small talk when we had games. Never exchanged numbers or addresses (this is mid-80s before cell phones, when you called a house phone and wrote letters, lol I know), but always had the hots for each other.
Years later at LSU, out at a bar, me and her older brother are having drinks, catching up, watching live music.
I asked about his sister. He said “if you only knew now what I knew then” and patted me on the back.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 10:46 am to 777Tiger
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yep, that's me all right
same. in fact i haven't had sex in 15 years
Posted on 9/10/21 at 10:50 am to chinhoyang
There is so much that mid 30's me would like to tell early 20's me that its not even worth elaborating on. Lessons that could only be learned through experience.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 10:56 am to G Vice
quote:They were an Arkansas family?
Years later at LSU, out at a bar, me and her older brother are having drinks, catching up, watching live music.
I asked about his sister. He said “if you only knew now what I knew then” and patted me on the back.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 10:58 am to chinhoyang
My drawback, if we can call it that, is that I was programmed from an early age toward monogamy and marriage. My parents were a devoted couple and example of what I expected life to be like. So I was a chivalrous believer in magical fairytale true love, always looking for that really exceptional person with which to develop a long-term relationship to lead to marriage - except perhaps for a brief period of discovery in college, with coeds who mostly weren't particularly interested in long-term relationships. What I discovered then though was that girls really liked me - I mean really, really liked me. I attribute it to having charm, and innate sense of timing, and larger than average other attributes.
Once I was out into the working world - great house, cars, bank account - I suppose I was perceived as a very eligible bachelor. Imagine being Hugh Grant, British accent and all, and the world is populated by beautiful young women who swoon "he had me at 'hello'." (Yes, I realize it was a different movie).
Could have chalked up an impressive total perhaps, if casual sex was a measure for me, but overall in life I was a serial monogamist. I had little interest in anyone I ruled out quickly as a serious candidate, regardless of their looks. The problem, if you can call it that, was that if I allowed a sexual relationship to start at all, then I had a difficult time getting rid of them. I had half a dozen women basically propose marriage to me, and I felt so terrible to let them down. I literally turned away Ford agency fashion models and college Homecoming queens who came knocking on my door. (Duck and cover, downvotes incoming!)
So looking back at times where I missed out on an obvious opportunity for sex? I'd have to say it was more about my unwillingness to be a victim of Fatal Attraction scenario. I could still relate some interesting stories though.
Once I was out into the working world - great house, cars, bank account - I suppose I was perceived as a very eligible bachelor. Imagine being Hugh Grant, British accent and all, and the world is populated by beautiful young women who swoon "he had me at 'hello'." (Yes, I realize it was a different movie).
Could have chalked up an impressive total perhaps, if casual sex was a measure for me, but overall in life I was a serial monogamist. I had little interest in anyone I ruled out quickly as a serious candidate, regardless of their looks. The problem, if you can call it that, was that if I allowed a sexual relationship to start at all, then I had a difficult time getting rid of them. I had half a dozen women basically propose marriage to me, and I felt so terrible to let them down. I literally turned away Ford agency fashion models and college Homecoming queens who came knocking on my door. (Duck and cover, downvotes incoming!)
So looking back at times where I missed out on an obvious opportunity for sex? I'd have to say it was more about my unwillingness to be a victim of Fatal Attraction scenario. I could still relate some interesting stories though.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 10:58 am to chinhoyang
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Looking back at times where you missed out on an obvious opportunity for sex
My college days / young adult days I passed up a lot of obvious signs from 5s and 6s chasing 7s.
I also probably had some chances with 8s and 9s but I had put them on such a pedestal I didn't think it was possible.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 10:59 am to chinhoyang
Boston made an album about this sort of thing back in the day, I believe.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 11:02 am to chinhoyang
Bachelor party in Las Vegas.
I was in an elevator with about 4 decent looking women clearly at a bachelorette party in the Venetian on my way back to my hotel room.
One of the women asks me to help her with her heels so I did. While I was doing it, she made the comment to her friends, "he's really good at this. We should have him come with us." I turned them down because the next scheduled event was in 20 minutes.
They all left for the same room and when I told my buddies at the bachelor party about it they unanimously agreed I was an idiot.
I was in an elevator with about 4 decent looking women clearly at a bachelorette party in the Venetian on my way back to my hotel room.
One of the women asks me to help her with her heels so I did. While I was doing it, she made the comment to her friends, "he's really good at this. We should have him come with us." I turned them down because the next scheduled event was in 20 minutes.
They all left for the same room and when I told my buddies at the bachelor party about it they unanimously agreed I was an idiot.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 11:08 am to chinhoyang
This girl I’ve known for years wanted me to go out with her friend on a double date with a guy she was trying to frick. We go eat at a restaurant and then hit the bar.
We end up back at my friends place. She had a fold out couch in the living room for me and the girl. She and the other guy go to her bedroom. The girl and I are making out on the couch when all of a sudden you here a crash.
Apparently, the guy got whiskey dick and couldn’t get it up. She kicked him out of bed and threw the lamp off her nightstand at him. He got dressed and took off in his truck. She came out of the bedroom and told us we’d had to go. I asked her if she wanted to get a hotel room, but she declined and went home.
We end up back at my friends place. She had a fold out couch in the living room for me and the girl. She and the other guy go to her bedroom. The girl and I are making out on the couch when all of a sudden you here a crash.
Apparently, the guy got whiskey dick and couldn’t get it up. She kicked him out of bed and threw the lamp off her nightstand at him. He got dressed and took off in his truck. She came out of the bedroom and told us we’d had to go. I asked her if she wanted to get a hotel room, but she declined and went home.
This post was edited on 9/10/21 at 11:09 am
Posted on 9/10/21 at 11:08 am to JetsetNuggs
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This is a subject that I hate thinking about
Indeed.
Theyve usually been misreads on my part and me being a gentleman. Thinking it’s like a first date or encounter scenario and the girl just wanted to frick.
Others were “Whiskey Dick”. Double edged sword. I’m CERTAIN it has prevented an unwanted pregnancy or two with skanks. But it has also ruined a couple of nights that would’ve been awesome.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 11:18 am to jlovel7
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I mean that’s obvious now, right?
Yes. Very.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 11:19 am to chinhoyang
The only thing that helps is knowing that we all have a handful of these 
Posted on 9/10/21 at 11:23 am to chinhoyang
When I was 17 one of my moms friends, whom I’ve known for most of my life stopped by our house for a visit (back when people use to show up to visit unannounced) but my mom wasn’t home.
She was in her early 40’s, face wasn’t all that great but body looked nice with a set of natural DD’s. I answered the door in swim trunks, no shirt and invited her in. I told her my mom was in Little Rock for the day. She asked where my dad was, and I told her he’s on a work trip.
She says well I haven’t seen you in months and gives me a hug. As she released the hug slowly, she let her fingertips go down my back, stopping at my lower back and gently rubbing it. The whole time she’s looking at me while doing this and I just take a quick step back like a bitch. I don’t know if I was more scared of that older pussy or my mom finding out.
I regret to this day not going in for the kill.
She was in her early 40’s, face wasn’t all that great but body looked nice with a set of natural DD’s. I answered the door in swim trunks, no shirt and invited her in. I told her my mom was in Little Rock for the day. She asked where my dad was, and I told her he’s on a work trip.
She says well I haven’t seen you in months and gives me a hug. As she released the hug slowly, she let her fingertips go down my back, stopping at my lower back and gently rubbing it. The whole time she’s looking at me while doing this and I just take a quick step back like a bitch. I don’t know if I was more scared of that older pussy or my mom finding out.
I regret to this day not going in for the kill.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 11:28 am to chinhoyang
One I'm glad I missed (I think): While in college, friend and I go to the mall. In the parking lot, nice looking (but giving out a very weird vibe) girl comes up to us and asks for a ride. Friend says yes. She then asks us if we want to go out to Lake Texoma with her. She made it obvious that sex was in the picture.
My friend is thinking letter to Penthouse. I'm thinking three guys waiting for us in ambush to kick our arse and/or rob us. I forget how I did it, but I cock blocked the deal. I have no regrets because there is no way in hell this girl was legitimately interested in a devil's threesome.
My friend is thinking letter to Penthouse. I'm thinking three guys waiting for us in ambush to kick our arse and/or rob us. I forget how I did it, but I cock blocked the deal. I have no regrets because there is no way in hell this girl was legitimately interested in a devil's threesome.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 11:33 am to PhantomMenace
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My drawback, if we can call it that, is that I was programmed from an early age toward monogamy and marriage. My parents were a devoted couple and example of what I expected life to be like. So I was a chivalrous believer in magical fairytale true love, always looking for that really exceptional person with which to develop a long-term relationship to lead to marriage - except perhaps for a brief period of discovery in college, with coeds who mostly weren't particularly interested in long-term relationships. What I discovered then though was that girls really liked me - I mean really, really liked me. I attribute it to having charm, and innate sense of timing, and larger than average other attributes.
Once I was out into the working world - great house, cars, bank account - I suppose I was perceived as a very eligible bachelor. Imagine being Hugh Grant, British accent and all, and the world is populated by beautiful young women who swoon "he had me at 'hello'." (Yes, I realize it was a different movie).
Could have chalked up an impressive total perhaps, if casual sex was a measure for me, but overall in life I was a serial monogamist. I had little interest in anyone I ruled out quickly as a serious candidate, regardless of their looks. The problem, if you can call it that, was that if I allowed a sexual relationship to start at all, then I had a difficult time getting rid of them. I had half a dozen women basically propose marriage to me, and I felt so terrible to let them down. I literally turned away Ford agency fashion models and college Homecoming queens who came knocking on my door. (Duck and cover, downvotes incoming!)
So looking back at times where I missed out on an obvious opportunity for sex? I'd have to say it was more about my unwillingness to be a victim of Fatal Attraction scenario. I could still relate some interesting stories though.
Lot of words to say you like the pickle.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 11:34 am to The Boat
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You almost had us fooled until the very end. No brother is going to say that about his sister to some guy. Even a gay.
You'd be surprised how much sibling hatred there is in the world. I was in court the other day and there was a protective order hearing over two brothers who got in a fist fight at their Dad's funeral (one allegedly had brass knuckles).
There is more sibling animosity out there than one would think.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 11:39 am to Klingler7
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A young short girl that was older than me and was flirting with me. Problem was: I had a girlfriend at the time. The new girl was not really feminine and kind of looked like a male. I know she was a girl because my buddy fricked her.
Wtf?
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