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Posted on 9/10/21 at 9:04 am to efrad
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frick this topic, I hate thinking about that shite.
this one is going to last a few dozen pages i fear.
my other opportunity also in the form of a HOT arse MILF who started working at the computer store I was at right after she got a divorce. she would go over to Steak and Ale with us every day after work to drink.
one night she kept rubbing my leg with her sexy arse heels under the table and when we were leaving she asked if i wanted to follow her to her house.
HELL TO YEAH I DID
followed her home and unknown to me but a fricking co-worker of mine also followed us (he was a hard-up fricker who couldn't get a date to save his life) and when i got out of the car and he did too she was like NOPE NOPE NOPE.
fricking a-hole cockblocking sunovabitch. if he hadn't been such a creepy frick i would have been happy to at least fill him in on the details later.
that one still leaves a mark to this day.
This post was edited on 9/10/21 at 9:11 am
Posted on 9/10/21 at 9:05 am to chinhoyang
junior year of college, stayed at a buddys place and he brought a fricking smoke show home. were all talking and she says she like hving her toes sucked . i said break em out.
licked and sucked for about 5 minutes, she was squirming in the chair, and moaned a few times. buddy slides to his bedroom and then:
in a moment of some kind of mental break, told her bedtime for her. she looked confused, went to his room and they banged for a few hours while i had to sleep on the sofa hearing the bedframe on the wall.
buddy called me the fluffer and thanked me with waffle house the next morning.
another time, this was my freshman year: played ball and was infatuated with a chic from coushatta, fine in every way. turns out she was a cleat chaser and was all in to me. we went to the movies on a double date and then stayed up making out while my buddy banged in another room.
17 yr old me didnt want to rush it and thought shed respect me more if i didnt try and frick the first date.
next day chic was cold and she started dating a track guy. buddy later told me the chic told his girlfriend i was a child and maybe a virgin.
:banghead: :banghead:
licked and sucked for about 5 minutes, she was squirming in the chair, and moaned a few times. buddy slides to his bedroom and then:
in a moment of some kind of mental break, told her bedtime for her. she looked confused, went to his room and they banged for a few hours while i had to sleep on the sofa hearing the bedframe on the wall.
buddy called me the fluffer and thanked me with waffle house the next morning.
another time, this was my freshman year: played ball and was infatuated with a chic from coushatta, fine in every way. turns out she was a cleat chaser and was all in to me. we went to the movies on a double date and then stayed up making out while my buddy banged in another room.
17 yr old me didnt want to rush it and thought shed respect me more if i didnt try and frick the first date.
next day chic was cold and she started dating a track guy. buddy later told me the chic told his girlfriend i was a child and maybe a virgin.
:banghead: :banghead:
Posted on 9/10/21 at 9:06 am to chinhoyang
Ran into a friend of a friend's girlfriend on campus. She said something like "you should come see me sometime... Billy and I broke up."
My thoughts at the time were somewhere between "she's just being courteous" and "I don't have time to go to that woman's house trailer."
Around twenty years later, it dawned on me...
My thoughts at the time were somewhere between "she's just being courteous" and "I don't have time to go to that woman's house trailer."
Around twenty years later, it dawned on me...
Posted on 9/10/21 at 9:08 am to DomincDecoco
i picked up a yoga instructor at Emos one time in houston (technically she picked ME up) and dumb arse me had whiskey dick and so i had this beautiful, athletic, hot and horny naked chick in my bed and i couldn't do shite.
those are the worst.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 9:08 am to USMEagles
quote:the friend of mine (another girl) who always wanted me to try on clothes at her house, slept naked on sleepovers, and went skinny dipping with me maybe had a thing for me
Around twenty years later, it dawned on me...
Posted on 9/10/21 at 9:09 am to chinhoyang
I was 26 years old, living in a 2 bedroom apartment complex and I had this girl I use to date who came to visit from Auburn. She was asleep in my bed and not in the mood that night. I had a knock on the door and it was one of the girls from my complex who I was having frequent casual sex with. She says to me, “me and Nikkie have something for you”. Nikkie was her good looking best friend and they wanted a threesome with me. I told her I couldn’t because I had someone over. I regret that decision to this day because I never had that opportunity again with the two of them.
This post was edited on 9/10/21 at 9:11 am
Posted on 9/10/21 at 9:09 am to CoachChappy
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That’s all part of the learning process.
I was a slow goddamn learner
I foolishly missed out on much poon including a threesome.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 9:10 am to chinhoyang
Nothing wrong with it. In fact, I don't want to have sex every time I am with a woman.
The chase is faar more exciting.
The chase is faar more exciting.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 9:10 am to chinhoyang
Was at a friend apartment for the LSU Utah State game back in 2019. Got to his apartment and he had this girl that he had been talking to there (She was an exchange student from Columbia). He was cooking for her and I was just chilling watching TV. They sit down (both of us are hardcore conservative and she was extremely liberal). We got to talking about Trump or something and I pretty much shite on all of her ideas and convinced her in a nice way that she was an idiot. Apparently she liked that.
Fast forwarded to later in the night, ole baw passes out from drinking too much and she and I just talked until like 3 am. She starts touching me and shite but I didn't want to be the one who fricked his buddies girl while he was asleep.
He cut it off with her like a week later.
Should have got in those guts for real.
Fast forwarded to later in the night, ole baw passes out from drinking too much and she and I just talked until like 3 am. She starts touching me and shite but I didn't want to be the one who fricked his buddies girl while he was asleep.
He cut it off with her like a week later.
Should have got in those guts for real.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 9:11 am to chinhoyang
Freshman year of college. This bombshell girl I previously worked with at a restaurant my senior year of HS invited me to her dorm room not once, not twice, but THREE TIMES. Twice to hang out, once to "study." I was too naive to read the signs. Still cringe about it to this day.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 9:14 am to VolsOut4Harambe
Out on a beach with my best friend and my older sisters friend smoking a blunt. It was close to midnight and my buddy would not fricking leave. I got teased by my sisters bf the next day with "that was your shot" type stuff haha
Posted on 9/10/21 at 9:22 am to CAD703X
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whiskey dick and so i had this beautiful, athletic, hot and horny naked chick in my bed and i couldn't do shite
You eat that booty like groceries.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 9:24 am to chinhoyang
We started making out, and she took off my pants. But then I turned on the TV. And that's about the time she walked away from me.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 9:25 am to tigergirl10
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What a very weird thing for someone’s brother to say/know about his sister.
He was very flamboyant (for lack of a better word) with quite a mouth (no double entendre intended)
Posted on 9/10/21 at 9:25 am to chinhoyang
Nope. I took full advantage of both times I had the opportunity to have sex.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 9:27 am to chinhoyang
My last year in college I got to know this chick pretty well. She made no secret of her love for sex - would talk about playing with girls, ran a webcam on Yahoo messenger to show off, even filmed an X-rated solo play DVD with a company out of Atlanta.
We went out a couple of times and the second time we end up back at my apartment. She's in a low cut top and flirty, but some of the comments make me think she's just enjoying messing with me, so I don't try anything.
A year or two later I happen to be passing through the town where she lives. We go to dinner and again very flirty throughout. Take her home (she has roommates) and say goodbye the door. She gives me a sweet little peck on the cheek and I head back to the car.
I kick myself to this day for not turning around and attempting one hell of a kiss to see where it would have led.
Then there are the questions of "what could I have gotten" from chicks I was dating. I dated this one chick from Mobile as a long distance type thing. Was down there for Mardi Gras and she was talking about how this female friend she had would come over and they'd drink champagne and make out.
Stupid me should have been like "Hey, let's buy a couple of bottles and invite her over." But no, like a wuss I didn't, cause in my head I'm thinking if I do that and she isn't into it, we're probably done. But we were done not too long after that anyway.
We went out a couple of times and the second time we end up back at my apartment. She's in a low cut top and flirty, but some of the comments make me think she's just enjoying messing with me, so I don't try anything.
A year or two later I happen to be passing through the town where she lives. We go to dinner and again very flirty throughout. Take her home (she has roommates) and say goodbye the door. She gives me a sweet little peck on the cheek and I head back to the car.
I kick myself to this day for not turning around and attempting one hell of a kiss to see where it would have led.
Then there are the questions of "what could I have gotten" from chicks I was dating. I dated this one chick from Mobile as a long distance type thing. Was down there for Mardi Gras and she was talking about how this female friend she had would come over and they'd drink champagne and make out.
Stupid me should have been like "Hey, let's buy a couple of bottles and invite her over." But no, like a wuss I didn't, cause in my head I'm thinking if I do that and she isn't into it, we're probably done. But we were done not too long after that anyway.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 9:28 am to CAD703X
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and i couldn't do shite.
Any stimulant does that to me. Not sure why.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 9:29 am to madamsquirrel
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(another girl) who always wanted me to try on clothes at her house, slept naked on sleepovers, and went skinny dipping with me maybe had a thing for me
care to share share some experiences where you didn't miss out on the opportunity?
a friend would like to hear about those
Posted on 9/10/21 at 9:30 am to coondaddy21
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I was 26 years old, living in a 2 bedroom apartment complex and I had this girl I use to date who came to visit from Auburn. She was asleep in my bed and not in the mood that night. I had a knock on the door and it was one of the girls from my complex who I was having frequent casual sex with. She says to me, “me and Nikkie have something for you”. Nikkie was her good looking best friend and they wanted a threesome with me. I told her I couldn’t because I had someone over. I regret that decision to this day because I never had that opportunity again with the two of them.
It's funny that you don't realize you had a 50/50 shot at a foursome
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