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re: The New Age to Get Your Colorectal Cancer Screening Is 45

Posted on 5/18/21 at 10:07 pm to
Posted by noonan
Nassau Bay, TX
Member since Aug 2005
36905 posts
Posted on 5/18/21 at 10:07 pm to
I better mask up until they make a vaccine for this.
Posted by Sho Nuff
Oahu
Member since Feb 2009
11945 posts
Posted on 5/18/21 at 10:12 pm to
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Had one at 36. Long family history. No health issues, pretty clean diet, not overweight, don't really drink, don't smoke, had 9 polyps. none were to the point of precancerous, but i don't think i'd have made it to 50, the recommended age at the time.

Sort of similar. Had my first at 39 because I kept complaining of GI issues. Doc said let's do a colonoscopy and I was bummed. The prep is so fricking awful. Then I go in and get the best sleep I can remember in a while and I said "that wasn't too bad" and then proceeded to fart a lot

I had 10 polyps with 2 being pre-C. Very thankful the doc sent me, because who knows how long it may have been before I got it. Did another one a year later and there were 6 more, none pre-C. Then just did my 3 year one last year and were a couple. Looking good. I made sure to really enjoy the few seconds before passing out this time.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63794 posts
Posted on 5/18/21 at 10:21 pm to
Propofol and butt play? Save that shite for Michael Jackson.
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
56191 posts
Posted on 5/18/21 at 10:40 pm to
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I said "that wasn't too bad" and then proceeded to fart a lot
Posted by GusMcRae
Deep in the heart...
Member since Oct 2008
3261 posts
Posted on 5/18/21 at 10:49 pm to
It's the 24 - 36 hours prior that are hell.
Posted by Steadyhands
Slightly above I-10
Member since May 2016
6844 posts
Posted on 5/18/21 at 11:08 pm to
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Had one at 36. Long family history. No health issues, pretty clean diet, not overweight, don't really drink, don't smoke, had 9 polyps. none were to the point of precancerous, but i don't think i'd have made it to 50, the recommended age at the time.


Was checked at 31 because of follow up to diverticulitis. Had one polyp that was precancerous. Follow up is 3 years now instead of 5...
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
27386 posts
Posted on 5/18/21 at 11:14 pm to
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s this something my wife's boyfriend can check for me?



If he's got a 6 foot penis and you can get a go pro on it and keep the lens from fogging. Will need some air too. Gonna have to stretch that anus a little more for a compressor hose. I'll really be impressed if he can do a polypectomy with it.
Posted by BatonrougeCajun
Somewhere in Texas
Member since Feb 2008
6148 posts
Posted on 5/18/21 at 11:29 pm to
It’s not bad. I had one at 32 because of family history. Make sure your phone is charged for the poofest
Posted by Hopeful Doc
Member since Sep 2010
15053 posts
Posted on 5/18/21 at 11:58 pm to
Four pages and no one said that colorectal cancer can be a real pain in the arse, so I did.
Posted by 5 Deep
Crawford Boxes
Member since Jul 2010
21748 posts
Posted on 5/19/21 at 12:07 am to
Was diagnosed with colorectal cancer at age 29. Never too early
Posted by TimeOutdoors
AK
Member since Sep 2014
12129 posts
Posted on 5/19/21 at 12:07 am to
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My dad's practicioner recommended this since it was cheaper/less invasive. The results read something like this There's a 10% chance that everything's fine There's a 60% chance that you have precancerous polyps There's a 30% chance you have colon cancer The numbers aren't 100% accurate, but the results are pretty general, and not really all that settling. He got a colonoscopy and was cleared.


Is this typical? I was just about to order it till I read this.
Posted by FearlessFreep
Baja Alabama
Member since Nov 2009
17385 posts
Posted on 5/19/21 at 12:17 am to
I’d put it off for way too long, and was planning to have one right after I got my bloodwork done a couple of years ago.

Bloodwork came back with a PSA of 11.5, turns out I had malignant prostate cancer. So I put off the colonoscopy for awhile longer.

Finally had it done in December, about 6 months after my prostatectomy. Came back fine, no issues, but had a terrible reaction to the anesthesia. Wasn’t pleasant at all.
This post was edited on 5/19/21 at 12:17 am
Posted by reverendotis
the jawbone of an arse
Member since Nov 2007
4867 posts
Posted on 5/19/21 at 6:41 am to
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Is this typical? I was just about to order it till I read this


Order it?

I got their address from their website, took a dump in a box and just mailed it to them. Wrote my info on a sheet of looseleaf and dropped it in before taping it shut.

Still waiting for my results.

Posted by lagallifrey
Member since Dec 2013
2010 posts
Posted on 5/19/21 at 6:47 am to
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I'm still hoping that at some point in the next 9 years the technology will be reliable enough that they can just quickly CT scan my arse to see if there's anything to worry about or not.


You can already do this. It’s called CT colonoscopy. You still need to do the same prep.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
17113 posts
Posted on 5/19/21 at 6:54 am to
I’m opting for the finger in the butt
Posted by eatpie
Kentucky
Member since Aug 2018
1155 posts
Posted on 5/19/21 at 2:35 pm to
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8% false negative rate for cologuard

If you're okay with those odds of possibly missing colon cancer, go for it, but a colonoscopy is significantly more reliable.


The Cologuard is recommended every 2 years, colonoscopy every 5 years. Colonoscopy requires full anesthesia, is MUCHO more invasive and MUCHO more expensive. Cologuard, in effect, is much more reliable and effective for people at low risk, due to the frequency and virtually zero risk.
You can thank the USA's outstanding medical system for this new type of test. Free market in medicine is where innovative and effective medical procedures are born.
Posted by eatpie
Kentucky
Member since Aug 2018
1155 posts
Posted on 5/19/21 at 2:43 pm to
I understand there's a guy, in a van, down by the river, that gives colonoscopies for $25 cash, 3rd one in a week is free. No appointment necessary.

FWIW, I chose the Cologuard instead...
Posted by Willirim
Member since Feb 2022
8 posts
Posted on 4/25/22 at 12:47 pm to
Colorectal cancer surgery can cause constipation or diarrhea, which usually disappears after a while. People with colostomy may experience irritation around the stoma. If you need a colostomy, a doctor, nurse, or enterostomal therapist can teach you how to clean this area and prevent infection. ct26 models are currently being investigated so that there is no need for surgical intervention to treat this type of cancer. We hope another treatment method will be developed soon.
This post was edited on 4/27/22 at 2:22 am
Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
Member since Dec 2003
83500 posts
Posted on 4/25/22 at 12:51 pm to
Well this is an odd bump for a year old thread
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