Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Wishes Kate Upton A Happy Birthday

Happy boobday. Sorry, meant to type boobday. Damn this is harder than I thought.

Wow that rack is awesome!

Dem titties

Didn’t realize SI was interested in actual woman in swimsuits any more. Figured it would be a bunch of transjinga dudes by now.

never understood the obsession with her. She has a big rack - ok. But her face is meh, and she has no hourglass figure. She's not nearly worth all the attention she gets.

Frankly, I have no interest in ogling another man's wife. OR of entertaining said wife's whims for attention.

Whale sighting

Saggy. My wife has better tits, and she's 61. So glad I'm not Justin Verlander.

Superior genetics

Cat Daddy Bathing suit bottom right