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Husband life hack, tighten lids
Posted on 4/7/21 at 1:23 pm
Posted on 4/7/21 at 1:23 pm
If your wife is mad at you, when she's not looking, grab things she likes to eat and tighten the lid as much as you can.
She will have to ask you for help.
#vengeanceismine
She will have to ask you for help.
#vengeanceismine
This post was edited on 4/7/21 at 1:30 pm
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Posted on 4/7/21 at 1:23 pm to Kujo
quote:
She will have to ask you for help.
Why would I give myself more work
Dumb
Posted on 4/7/21 at 1:24 pm to Kujo
quote:
She will have to ask you for help.
Or call Jody.
Posted on 4/7/21 at 1:24 pm to Kujo
quote:
She will have to ask you for help.
no she will just find something else to eat or just not eat, rather than ask for help
Posted on 4/7/21 at 1:25 pm to Kujo
quote:well this relationship should last for years
If your wife is mad at you, when she's not looking, grab things she likes to eat and tighten the lid as much as you can.
Posted on 4/7/21 at 1:25 pm to Kujo
quote:Sounds like your sweetie isn’t into orally pleasuring you...
grab things she likes to eat and tighten the lid as much as you can
This post was edited on 4/7/21 at 1:26 pm
Posted on 4/7/21 at 1:25 pm to Kujo
Or put them on higher shelves so she can't reach them and hide the step stool
#wouldratherbepetty
#wouldratherbepetty
Posted on 4/7/21 at 1:25 pm to Kujo
You're off to a good start, Kujo, but let's take your idea to the next level by tightening the lids of any medications she takes daily.
Posted on 4/7/21 at 1:26 pm to Kujo
Masturbate on her back while she sleeps
Posted on 4/7/21 at 1:26 pm to Kujo
Mine would beat on the jar until it breaks, cut her foot on the glass, then blame me somehow.
Posted on 4/7/21 at 1:27 pm to Kujo
*vengeance
Posted on 4/7/21 at 1:31 pm to Kujo
quote:
She will have to ask you
I’m out. Why make her talk more? C’mon
Posted on 4/7/21 at 1:34 pm to Kujo
Posted on 4/7/21 at 1:39 pm to Kujo
I always respond, “anything you can do I can do better”.
Posted on 4/7/21 at 1:40 pm to Kujo
She'll just leave lids lose for when you grab them later.
I wasted a whole bottle of smoked paprika recently
I wasted a whole bottle of smoked paprika recently
Posted on 4/7/21 at 1:43 pm to Kujo
If you are looking for ways to get her to talk to you, are you really taking full advantage of the reward of the silent treatment?
Posted on 4/7/21 at 1:43 pm to Kujo
Please don't make me open jar lids for your wife while you're at work
Posted on 4/7/21 at 2:15 pm to Kujo
Or, you could hide her vibrator.
Posted on 4/7/21 at 2:16 pm to Kujo
If she is cooking your meals, she is probably slowly poisoning you. How's that for some vengeance, biotch?
Posted on 4/7/21 at 2:17 pm to Kujo
quote:
She will have to ask you for help.
Or throw it at you.
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