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re: Guess what happened to "country singer" Kane Brown not too long ago

Posted on 8/5/20 at 10:43 pm to
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67567 posts
Posted on 8/5/20 at 10:43 pm to
I guarantee you that baw was high as giraffe pussy
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
82355 posts
Posted on 8/5/20 at 10:45 pm to
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"country singer” Kane Brown


I swear, some of these guys have to be making up names like that just to sound country. This doofus’ real name is probably Myron Horowitz.
Posted by September 1948
Member since Jun 2018
2133 posts
Posted on 8/5/20 at 11:14 pm to
Sad what has happened to country music in the last 30 years or so.

This is not it.
Posted by Raz4back
Member since Mar 2011
3967 posts
Posted on 8/5/20 at 11:18 pm to
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If you read the article, it was the first day moving in. And if started storming. Not very hard to get lost in 30 wooded acres when raining that you are unfamiliar with


I would be pretty hard considering he had a cell phone... with service. Even with no service, the phone has a built in compass, with service all he had to do was open a fricking map app
Posted by smoked hog
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2006
1837 posts
Posted on 8/5/20 at 11:22 pm to
I got turned around once on 40 acres for about 10 minutes. Thicker than hell, at night and normally I used a couple of light in the distance for nav beacons. You get enough combines and grain buggies moving in the distance and you end up shifting direction.
Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
31688 posts
Posted on 8/5/20 at 11:38 pm to
Sombitch couldn't hold Eddie Rabbitt's jock strap.
Posted by Slim Chance
Member since Oct 2012
1598 posts
Posted on 8/5/20 at 11:49 pm to
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country singer


quote:

Kane Brown


He ain't no country singer
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Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
28050 posts
Posted on 8/6/20 at 12:05 am to
That girl looks exactly like my future sister in law.

I'm an honorable man, but I feel like God is always giving little tests.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47851 posts
Posted on 8/6/20 at 2:03 am to
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swear, some of these guys have to be making up names like that just to sound country. This doofus’ real name is probably Myron Horowitz.

His real name is Kane Allen Brown and he is incredibly humble.
His set in Tiger Stadium for the Bayou Country Superfest was absolutely not autotuned or lipsycned.
The way some of you ignorantly pile on a target is as junior high as it gets. Take it back.

Kane Brown live in concert
Snippet from Wikipedia.
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Brown was raised in rural northwest Georgia and in the Chattanooga, Tennessee, area.[3][7][8] He is multiracial, with a European-American mother, Tabatha Brown,[9] and an African-American father who is also part Cherokee.[2][10][11] In 2018, he told People he did not know he was biracial until he was 7 or 8 years old: "I thought I was full white... I found out that I was biracial, and I still wasn't thinking anything of it, but then I started getting called the N-word ... I learned what it meant, and that's when it started affecting me. I got in fights over it when I was little."[12] His father has been incarcerated since 1996, and he was raised by his single mother
This post was edited on 8/6/20 at 2:17 am
Posted by turnpiketiger
Southeast Texas
Member since May 2020
10110 posts
Posted on 8/6/20 at 6:48 am to
Lmao I turned on the radio this morning and they were talking about this story. Trying to downplay it by saying it was him and his wife and the 30 acres were HEAVILY wooded. Making excuses for him being a pussy
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114762 posts
Posted on 8/6/20 at 7:24 am to
I like his music. I like the song he did with Marshmello.
Posted by YouAre8Up
in a house
Member since Mar 2011
12792 posts
Posted on 8/6/20 at 7:27 am to
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The fricker had a smart phone and called the cops. Why not use the same damn smart phone to get your dumbass back home?


Because he's a fricking idiot.
Posted by THRILLHO
Metry, LA
Member since Apr 2006
49621 posts
Posted on 8/6/20 at 7:31 am to
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he told People he did not know he was biracial until he was 7 or 8 years old


quote:

His father has been incarcerated since 1996, and he was raised by his single mother


Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
126413 posts
Posted on 8/6/20 at 8:28 am to
People are making fun of him for getting “lost” on his Own 30 acres and having to call the cops to save him.

Him being a bro country singer is just icing
Posted by September 1948
Member since Jun 2018
2133 posts
Posted on 8/6/20 at 9:32 am to
Or Ed Bruce's, George Jones', Earl Thomas Conley's, etc.

Even Reba McIntire's or Barbara Mandrell's if they had one.

The ones who are gone now are missed.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
82355 posts
Posted on 8/6/20 at 10:20 am to
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Take it back.




frick you. Take THAT back.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
126413 posts
Posted on 8/6/20 at 10:42 am to
Hell he couldn’t hold Garth Brooks jock
Posted by jpcajun
Member since Nov 2010
1227 posts
Posted on 8/6/20 at 11:03 am to
As a 10 year old kid back in the day, our parents would turn us loose in the back yard (on 45 acres) and wouldnt see us for hours... never worried one bit because we could find our way around and not get lost. Different generation these days
Posted by Jester
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
34650 posts
Posted on 8/6/20 at 11:04 am to
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This baw got lost.

With his friend, Bama.

For seven hours.


They was butt-frickin.
Posted by goofball
Member since Mar 2015
17019 posts
Posted on 8/6/20 at 12:04 pm to
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For seven hours.

On thirty acres of land.


30 acres?

He can walk a half mile and be on another plot. I want to see a map of this place.
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