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Guess what happened to "country singer" Kane Brown not too long ago

Posted on 8/5/20 at 5:51 pm
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
52754 posts
Posted on 8/5/20 at 5:51 pm
This baw got lost.

With his friend, Bama.

For seven hours.

On thirty acres of land.

His own land.

Then had to call Johnny Law for help.

A country baw can survive.........if the police help him out

The only acceptable way to tell this story is if you're George Jones drunk off your arse in 1982.



This post was edited on 8/5/20 at 5:53 pm
Posted by Tigerpaw123
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2007
17261 posts
Posted on 8/5/20 at 5:54 pm to
30 acres of land and he was about to run out of gas.....wow
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
7811 posts
Posted on 8/5/20 at 5:54 pm to
quote:

This baw got lost.

With his friend, Bama.




Cue banjo music
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 8/5/20 at 5:57 pm to
quote:

Kane Brown


Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98194 posts
Posted on 8/5/20 at 5:58 pm to
If you can walk a quarter mile in a straight line you can get off a 40 acre piece of land.
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
56042 posts
Posted on 8/5/20 at 5:58 pm to
Man, that would be embarrassing as hell!
Posted by McCaigBro69
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Member since Oct 2014
45086 posts
Posted on 8/5/20 at 6:00 pm to
I’d be willing to get lost on my own place if I had 30 acres of my own all paid off.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54340 posts
Posted on 8/5/20 at 6:00 pm to
I hope they were both stoned out of their minds....
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
95453 posts
Posted on 8/5/20 at 6:01 pm to
quote:

you can walk a quarter mile in a straight line you can get off a 40 acre piece of land.

You would be surprised how hard it is to actually walk a straight line in the woods. Not shitting you, without a compass most people walk in a circle without realizing

If you read the article, it was the first day moving in. And if started storming. Not very hard to get lost in 30 wooded acres when raining that you are unfamiliar with
This post was edited on 8/5/20 at 6:02 pm
Posted by Swagga
504
Member since Dec 2009
16154 posts
Posted on 8/5/20 at 6:15 pm to
There’s dogs that roam bigger pieces of land and always find their way home.


Or shite at least find their way out the woods to anywhere.
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
18911 posts
Posted on 8/5/20 at 6:16 pm to
quote:

without a compass most people walk in a circle without realizing


Only if one leg is shorter than the other.
Posted by BayouNation
Member since Sep 2008
2009 posts
Posted on 8/5/20 at 6:20 pm to
Straight line within a few degrees of compass, sure. But I can head north, south, east or west and get my way out of 30 acres.

Also, your phone has a compass app that you can get a heading and walk near a perfectly straight line.
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
95453 posts
Posted on 8/5/20 at 6:23 pm to
Y’all really need to read the article

They didn’t get lost for the whole 7 hours in terms of walkiNg in circles on the 30 acres They got turned around and then their truck fell down a drop off and got stuck. They were able to call the cops and direct them to where they were
This post was edited on 8/5/20 at 6:24 pm
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47615 posts
Posted on 8/5/20 at 6:23 pm to
quote:

This baw got lost.

With his friend, Bama.

For seven hours.


Posted by Steadyhands
Slightly above I-10
Member since May 2016
6814 posts
Posted on 8/5/20 at 6:27 pm to
Need more details. If its got roads not far off of a couple of sides and any sort of water way through it, then he's an idiot. If he's got 30 acres of woods thats sort of remotely accessible with 100s of acres of other peoples woods connected with bo clear property lines....then I could understand.
Posted by Nono
Member since Nov 2017
4820 posts
Posted on 8/5/20 at 6:28 pm to
There’s one or two of his songs I can listen to.
Posted by Rocco Lampone
Raleigh, NC
Member since Nov 2010
3051 posts
Posted on 8/5/20 at 6:54 pm to
I didn’t know who he was but looked him up. Here’s a pic for those interested!

Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
142041 posts
Posted on 8/5/20 at 6:55 pm to
quote:

This baw got lost.

With his friend, Bama.

For seven hours.

On thirty acres of land.

His own land.

Then had to call Johnny Law for help.
is this a song lyric?
Posted by prostyleoffensetime
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2009
11438 posts
Posted on 8/5/20 at 7:05 pm to
For those that don’t know, this motherfricker is a half black dude that got famous for singing shitty modern country songs in concrete bathrooms on Facebook and then auto tuning it. Now he’s like a top 5 most sought after ticket for the baws and bawettes. Crazy world.
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
16212 posts
Posted on 8/5/20 at 7:09 pm to
He’s the honey badger of country music
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