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re: Guess what happened to "country singer" Kane Brown not too long ago
Posted on 8/5/20 at 7:22 pm to prostyleoffensetime
Posted on 8/5/20 at 7:22 pm to prostyleoffensetime
Now I get why this was posted.
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Posted on 8/5/20 at 7:26 pm to Clark14
30 acres is Yellowstone to "Country Singers" of today. L
Posted on 8/5/20 at 7:27 pm to prostyleoffensetime
quote:we know
For those that don’t know, this motherfricker is a half black dude
Posted on 8/5/20 at 7:31 pm to lsupride87
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They got turned around and then their truck fell down a drop off and got stuck. They were able to call the cops and direct them to where they were
They call 911 because their truck got stuck?
Posted on 8/5/20 at 7:33 pm to prostyleoffensetime
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For those that don’t know, this motherfricker is a half black dude that got famous for singing shitty modern country songs in concrete bathrooms on Facebook and then auto tuning it. Now he’s like a top 5 most sought after ticket for the baws and bawettes. Crazy world.
Let's be real
The type of girl who goes crazy over bro country is exactly the type to go extra crazy over a bro country brother.
Posted on 8/5/20 at 7:33 pm to Nodust
I bet him and Bama got wrapped up in warm blankets in the safety of the patrol car while the Altima got pulled out of the mud puddle.
How embarrassing and emasculating.
How embarrassing and emasculating.
Posted on 8/5/20 at 7:38 pm to SidewalkTiger
I think I’d have to have a broken leg before I called the authorities to rescue me on my own 40 acres for being lost.
If for some reason my leg wasn’t broke and I decided to call in help, I might break my leg on purpose before they showed up to save face.
If for some reason my leg wasn’t broke and I decided to call in help, I might break my leg on purpose before they showed up to save face.
Posted on 8/5/20 at 7:39 pm to Roman Candle Tag
Did they mean 300 acres? 30 acres is like a large par 4 golf hole, how the frick do you get lost?
Posted on 8/5/20 at 7:39 pm to SidewalkTiger
The fricker had a smart phone and called the cops. Why not use the same damn smart phone to get your dumbass back home? 
Posted on 8/5/20 at 7:40 pm to Sus-Scrofa
On 30 acres they could have walked their asses back to house, waited out the storm, called a padnuh with a man's truck to pull em out the next day.
Posted on 8/5/20 at 7:47 pm to SidewalkTiger
Sounds like one of those that's my story and I'm sticking to it situations.
Posted on 8/5/20 at 7:56 pm to PlanoPrivateer
The navigationally challenged fellows in question
Posted on 8/5/20 at 7:57 pm to Roman Candle Tag
This is Kaine's ride although probably not the vehicle from the story
All hat, no cattle
All hat, no cattle
Posted on 8/5/20 at 8:00 pm to SidewalkTiger
"What button do I press to make the front wheels turn too"
Posted on 8/5/20 at 8:05 pm to SidewalkTiger
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The only acceptable way to tell this story is if you're George Jones drunk off your arse in 1982.
Even snot-slinging drunk, George would have found his way out of 30 acres and ended up sleeping it off on someone else's front lawn.
Posted on 8/5/20 at 8:07 pm to SidewalkTiger
Kane brown ain’t a baw. Douche yes
Posted on 8/5/20 at 8:18 pm to SidewalkTiger
This would never happen to Riley green or Morgan wallen
Posted on 8/5/20 at 9:27 pm to Kafka
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is this a song lyric?
well they got lost on 30 acres,
With a case of bud and a 5th of makers,
Yeah another urban cowboy and his Baw,
Had to place a call for help, from Johnny law,
Because a cowboy hat,
Don’t make a country boy,
And designer jeans,
Must go better with some soy,
So the next time he sings a country song,
Well you’ll know that he was lying all along.
Posted on 8/5/20 at 10:36 pm to Bard
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Even snot-slinging drunk, George would have found his way out of 30 acres and ended up sleeping it off on someone else's front lawn.
These newcomers couldn’t hold George’s jock strap
Posted on 8/5/20 at 10:41 pm to SidewalkTiger
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his friend, Bama.
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