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re: This is the strangest scam email I’ve ever received

Posted on 9/23/19 at 8:45 pm to
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
38923 posts
Posted on 9/23/19 at 8:45 pm to
I got one said they have video of me spanking it
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
66271 posts
Posted on 9/23/19 at 8:46 pm to
quote:

Vilscifricant
Stinky feminine lube?

Posted by CroakaBait
Gulf Coast of the Land Mass
Member since Nov 2013
3978 posts
Posted on 9/23/19 at 8:47 pm to
“Thirty Minutes Past Seven of the Clock Post Meridiem”

Now that right there is how you start an email.
Posted by Open Dore Policy
The Commodore State
Member since Oct 2012
4472 posts
Posted on 9/23/19 at 8:59 pm to
Oh my gosh.

For years I have heard about this but have never met anybody connected the Society, much less an official document.

I can't believe it.
Posted by Putty
Member since Oct 2003
25501 posts
Posted on 9/23/19 at 9:02 pm to
I think you just got invited on Epstein’s plane.
Posted by WhiskeyThrottle
Weatherford Tx
Member since Nov 2017
5419 posts
Posted on 9/23/19 at 9:04 pm to
Dude likes his prepositional phrases.
Posted by John88
Member since Sep 2015
6243 posts
Posted on 9/23/19 at 9:18 pm to
Seems legit.
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
22059 posts
Posted on 9/23/19 at 9:25 pm to
TIL what “PM” stands for thanks to this email
Posted by jflsufan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2013
4470 posts
Posted on 9/23/19 at 10:11 pm to
quote:

Pan American Vilscifricant Society


That is some George Costanza shite right there.
Posted by adavis
North of I-10
Member since Aug 2007
5761 posts
Posted on 9/23/19 at 10:17 pm to
It definitely got weird toward the end. The top was weird too
Posted by AgCoug
Houston
Member since Jan 2014
5890 posts
Posted on 9/23/19 at 10:28 pm to
I googled 'vilscifricant' and the only hit was this post.
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
82099 posts
Posted on 9/23/19 at 10:37 pm to
That email is funny as shite.
Posted by HueyP
Lubbock
Member since Nov 2008
3155 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 12:12 am to
What an incredible honor to be invited to join this order. One of the most elite groups in the world. Congratulations.
Posted by PiscesTiger
Concrete, WA
Member since Feb 2004
53696 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 5:30 am to
I know Lamar Mumo.

Tigerdave, you're no Lamar Mumo.
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5152 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 6:18 am to
Sovereign juxtaposition would make a good band name or FF team name.
Posted by BurningHeart
Member since Jan 2017
9546 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 6:23 am to
Admiring the clean keyboard...
Posted by ruzil
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2012
16978 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 8:05 am to
Why would you be a member of a club that would have you as a member?
Posted by LSUAlum2001
Stavro Mueller Beta
Member since Aug 2003
47192 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 8:34 am to
I’ll join the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster Society if they send me an email.

Here! Take my money!

quote:

The effect of a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is described as "like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon, wrapped 'round a large gold brick." It has also been described in the novel as "the alcoholic equivalent to a mugging; expensive and bad for the head."
This post was edited on 9/24/19 at 8:37 am
Posted by TaderSalad
mudbug territory
Member since Jul 2014
24759 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 8:41 am to
You dont have a hair on your nuts if you dont respond and lead him on for days.

These nigerians pay by the minute for internet access. The more you string him along, the costlier it gets for him
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
6650 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 8:46 am to
Congrats on the invite to the secret masked orgy society.
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