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Something isn't right with me.
Posted on 9/5/19 at 5:48 pm
Posted on 9/5/19 at 5:48 pm
I got up this morning to do my morning ritual (eat, shave, take a shower, etc.) before I headed off to work but when I took a piss, I got a little burning sensation which kinda caught my attention. I haven't had any alcohol all week, mostly just diet dr pepper whenever I eat or want something to drink. I started thinking maybe I've been hitting up the soda too much and that's what causing the discomfort. Well all through the day its been getting steadily worse, so I confided in a co-worker about my problem and he said I might have the clap. I thought the clap would show up in a couple of days after being exposed to it. The last time I had sex was two weeks ago, that's too long of a time for the clap to show up. Am I missing something here?
This post was edited on 9/5/19 at 5:50 pm
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Posted on 9/5/19 at 5:48 pm to PhilnDaBlank
Penis Aids
Posted on 9/5/19 at 5:49 pm to PhilnDaBlank
Ask your boyfriend to get tested
Posted on 9/5/19 at 5:49 pm to PhilnDaBlank
Kidney stones
Posted on 9/5/19 at 5:49 pm to PhilnDaBlank
Drink water and don’t sleep with trashy women. Profit?
Posted on 9/5/19 at 5:50 pm to PhilnDaBlank
You’re fricked
Posted on 9/5/19 at 5:50 pm to PhilnDaBlank
The clap can be a sneaky little rascal
Posted on 9/5/19 at 5:50 pm to PhilnDaBlank
The OT is awful these days
Posted on 9/5/19 at 5:51 pm to PhilnDaBlank
quote:
The last time I had sex was two weeks ago, that's too long of a time for the clap to show up. I'm missing something here?
It can take up to a month for symptoms though they usually show earlier. You got the big G baw, dick gonna fall off in 3-4 days.
Posted on 9/5/19 at 5:52 pm to TakingStock
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Kidney stones
You don't get a burning sensation from kidney stones. In the early stages you piss brown and your back hurts.
Posted on 9/5/19 at 5:52 pm to TakingStock
Kidney stones don't make it burn when you pee - it makes you hurt like a mother fricker though
Posted on 9/5/19 at 5:52 pm to PhilnDaBlank
Probably some type of parasite that crawled up your dillhole.
Or it could be a kidneystone...
Or it could be a kidneystone...
Posted on 9/5/19 at 5:52 pm to PhilnDaBlank
You may have a urinary tract infection. It happens. See a doctor if it doesn’t go away in a couple of days.
Posted on 9/5/19 at 5:52 pm to PhilnDaBlank
Just fill in the blanks hoss
Posted on 9/5/19 at 5:52 pm to PhilnDaBlank
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The last time I had sex was two weeks ago, that's too long of a time for the clap to show up.
Wrong. My wife had sex with this one guy (she promised it was just that once) then it took about 2 years for her clap to show up, so...
Posted on 9/5/19 at 5:53 pm to Obtuse1
Won't be going to work tomorrow, heading straight to the doctor.
Posted on 9/5/19 at 5:53 pm to The Boat
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You don't get a burning sensation from kidney stones.
They do when they are small and you are passing them.
quote:
Once the stone reaches the junction between the ureter and bladder, you'll start to feel pain when you urinate ( 4 ). Your doctor might call this dysuria. The pain can feel sharp or burning
This post was edited on 9/5/19 at 5:55 pm
Posted on 9/5/19 at 5:55 pm to PhilnDaBlank
It’s a hiatal hernia. Get medical attention immediately.
Posted on 9/5/19 at 5:57 pm to PhilnDaBlank
Enjoy the swabb up your peehole
Posted on 9/5/19 at 5:58 pm to PhilnDaBlank
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