PhilnDaBlank

Went out to check on generator and power came back on here. I'm just north of Abita Springs. Shout out to the WST baws.

Alright you bunch of scalawags, you're not going to get out of this phase if you don't cooperate. Put on those masks, stay safe and follow along.

Y'all still don't understand what you're dealing with do you? A perfect organism. It's structural perfection is matched only by its hostility. I admire its purity. A survivor, unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality. I can't lie to you about your chances, but you have my sympathies. :)

Had to go take a drug test today, because I got into a fender bender with the company truck. I wasn't at fault but I still had to go. Anyway, I get my kit in the doctor's office, collect a sample for the nurse and then she tells me to wash my hands. I looked straight at her and said "my junk is clean" and she looked at me like I was crazy or something. Still had to wash my hands. She was in a rush because the doctor's office was packed, she never answered my question as to why I need to wash my hands.

Met a divorcee through an acquaintance of mine a couple of months ago while I was doing some early xmas shopping. A pretty chick, nice body, not no OT 10 mind you, but good enough for me. The relationship was more on the casual side for about a month and then she turned kind of serious. I never really asked her anything about her past sexual experiences or about her failed marriage, because I figured that if she wanted a more serious relationship, she'd be upfront about everything and I wouldn't have to ask her anything. That really never happened, so I tried to coax her into telling me by opening up about my past one night when we got a little drunk right after Thanksgiving. I got a little bit of info out of her, but I knew she was hiding more especially about her failed marriage.

Last week, I went down to the Clerk of Court office and looked up her divorce and what I found opened my eyes as to why she wouldn't say anything about her ex. Her ex filed for the divorce on the grounds of abandonment and adultery. When I confronted her about it later that day, she became very upset, started yelling at me, that I had no right to do such a thing. She left my apartment in a fury, I haven't heard or seen her since. Was a little hurt about it at first, but I'm glad I did what I had to do.

Another fat thread. Wonderful :rolleyes:

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A 1-year-old pit bull named Darby is one very good boy as he bravely came to the rescue of his owner, who was bitten on the leg by a shark.

The horrifying incident happened on a warm summer day last month when James White, of Rohnert Park, California, was fishing from the shore at Bodega Bay in Sonoma County, NBC Bay Area reported.

After some time, White began to feel an aggressive tug on his line, which he struggled to pull in.

“It was about 10 minutes,” White told NBC Bay Area. “The only way I think I was able to get the line back is because it was swimming towards me.”

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It wasn’t until the creature got into shallow water that White realized what he had caught — a 6-foot long sevengill shark.

White then attempted to remove the hook from the shark’s mouth, but it quickly sank its teeth into his ankle.

Within seconds, White told NBC Bay Area “There was blood everywhere.”

“The first bite punctured an artery,” he told the outlet. “The pressure was intense.”

White had noticed some other fisherman nearby and yelled out for help.

That’s when Darby, who had been left in the car, sprang into action

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The pooch had somehow opened the car door and ran down to his owner. He first attempted to get the shark off of White by biting into the shark’s gills. However, that didn’t work as it caused the animal to sink its teeth deeper into White’s ankle. “And I told him, ‘No back-off,'” White told NBC Bay Area. Acting fast, Darby attempted another approach. “[Darby] repositioned and grabbed it by the tail,” White told NBC Bay Area. “He literally ran up the hill with it and pulled it off my leg.” White then tossed the shark by into the water.

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I know you pretty boys before you got married have jumped the fence to the trashy side and scored you some, maybe not on a regular basis, but you have. Ever tell your SO the sticky details of your past sexual excursions?

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is your cock still there?

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Last time I checked :dunno:

Yep, they'll put out the secret weapons when the wackos cross the fence line.