What has your wife (spouse) blamed you for today?

Nothing.














































Yet.

Correct answer for it “only” being 8:50AM.

It’s gonna happen but not early.

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Had a blow out on the way to work, unrelated, but that is the nature of today.

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Sounds like karma.

You should have just taken the lunch kit out of the car like you were asked to do.

Say no. I dare you.

Left the bedroom door ajar and when I opened an outside door the bedroom door suctioned close and it made a loud noise.

And woke up the dog.

I woke her up 10 minutes before her alarm went off.

Yes dear is the only appropriate answer

Trust a man who knows

In honor of the thermostat thread yesterday I cranked the ac down and the fan up last night before bed...gave her the sniffles apparently.

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You should have just taken the lunch kit out of the car like you were asked to do.


I brought in her school bag (she is a teacher, it is her work bag not like a backpack) like she asked. Did not know she had a lunch bag tbh.

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I GUARANTEE your wife, in her role as a teacher, preaches to the kids to be responsible for their actions and bitches at them when they frick shite up.....yet she blames YOU for her not having lunch today. Sounds a bit hypocritical to me.



And inb4 "Which student is she banging"

Trick question. It’s all of them.