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re: Greatest first lines of country songs

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Posted by martiallaw
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2008
1455 posts
Posted on 3/25/19 at 10:00 pm to
"I've seen Jesus play with flames in a lake of fire that I was standing in.
Met the devil in Seattle and spent 9 months inside the lion's den"
Posted by Hook Echo
Central Gulf Coast
Member since Feb 2016
414 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 7:16 am to
We don’t smoke marijuana in Muskogee, we don’t take our trips on LSD
Posted by Srbtiger06
Member since Apr 2006
28271 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 7:53 am to
quote:

"Living on the road, my friend, was gonna keep you free and clean. Now you wear your skin like iron and your breath's as hard as kerosene."



GOAT songwriter
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67497 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 9:24 am to
"Mama don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys"
or
"You call us heathens with zero respect for the law"
Posted by LarryDavid
Los Angeles
Member since Sep 2010
4207 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 9:29 am to
On a warm summer's eve
On a train bound for nowhere
I met up with the gambler
We were both too tired to sleep
Posted by 225bred
COYS
Member since Jun 2011
20386 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 9:37 am to
Posted by slinger1317
Northshore
Member since Sep 2005
5887 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 9:41 am to
Made a wish upon a star, that I could have a brand new car
Got tired of wishin, so I stole one

Confederate Railroad "Jesus and Mama"
Posted by Hook Echo
Central Gulf Coast
Member since Feb 2016
414 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 9:53 am to
He was born in Oklahoma
and his wife’s name is Betty Lou Thelma Liz
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79322 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 10:06 am to
Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk at our Christmas party
We were drinking champagne punch and homemade eggnog
Little sister brought her new boyfriend
He was a Mexican
We didn't know what to think of him until he sang
Feliz Navidad, Feliz Navidad
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
59605 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 10:18 am to
Early one morning while making the rounds
I took a shot of cocaine and I shot my woman down
Posted by LarryDavid
Los Angeles
Member since Sep 2010
4207 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 10:20 am to
I'm not the devil you think that I am.
It ain't no excuse but I'm just a man .
I slipped and I fell it got out of hand,
but I'm not the devil you think that I am.
This post was edited on 3/26/19 at 10:22 am
Posted by Big Bill
Down da Bayou
Member since Sep 2015
1393 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 10:49 am to
I got a good women at home
Who thinks I do no wrong
But sometimes, Lord,
She just ain't always around
Posted by MikeHoncho47
St. Mary Parish
Member since Aug 2016
1572 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 12:15 pm to
Blue lights flashin in my rear view
Sheriff said Boy I shoulda known it was you


RIP
Posted by Keep Stirring
Member since Sep 2016
2607 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 12:50 pm to
Fluffy, furry buddy
Chewed his leg on the porch
Why'd you do it Fluffy, on the porch?
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
81726 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 2:21 pm to
Walking down main street-gettin' to know the concrete-looking for a purpose from a neon sign.

In the melting snows of Ontario
Where the wind'll make you shiver
It was the month of May up in Georgian Bay
Near the mouth of the Musquash River
Posted by Perfect Circle
S W Alabama
Member since Sep 2017
6856 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 2:46 pm to
"Whiskey is the gasoline that lights the fire that burns the bridge."

"Every Little Honky Tonk Bar" - George Strait
Posted by bgoodwin
Cullman, Al
Member since Sep 2011
591 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 3:41 pm to
Maybe I didn't love you
Quite as often as I could have
And maybe I didn't treat you
Quite as good as I should have
Posted by bgoodwin
Cullman, Al
Member since Sep 2011
591 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 3:43 pm to
In the twilight glow I see her
Blues eyes cryin' in the rain
Posted by bgoodwin
Cullman, Al
Member since Sep 2011
591 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 3:49 pm to
Delia, oh Delia
Delia all my life
If I hadn't have shot poor Delia
I'd have had her for my wife
Delia's gone, one more round, Delia's gone
Posted by GoldenSombrero
Member since Sep 2010
2651 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 4:40 pm to
"Memories and drinks don't mix too well,
jukebox records don't play those wedding bells."

"Three fingers whiskey, pleasure of drinkers;
and movin' does more, than the same thing for me"

On a lighter note:
"If it wadn't for the powder and the fine tooth comb;
If it wadn't for the powder, the paint and the fine tooth comb.
You know them Nashville Wimmin,
Might as well stay home"

This post was edited on 3/26/19 at 4:41 pm
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