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BYU fan here.
Posted on 8/25/17 at 8:24 am
Posted on 8/25/17 at 8:24 am
Hey all. I am bored out of my mind and I decided to look to see if LSU had a good fan site to see what the thought was with the storm. WOW! This fan board is awesome!
Its not sounding good with the storm but hopefully it wont be as bad as people are saying. All the people and homes who are in danger are definitely in our prayers. Just a couple points on the BYU football team and predictions for the potential game.
This is the second year with BYU getting a new coaching staff. Last year the offense really struggled to produce chunk yard plays. A lot of 3-5 yard passes and quick slants. Most BYU fans are optimistic that that will change with a pocket passing QB, but against a defense like LSU I doubt the receivers will be getting open too often. BYU's offensive lineman are decently experienced but still quite young and the LSU Dline will most likely have a hayday. We lost our all time rusher to the NFL and our back ups are very inexperienced. I think the only way for BYU to have any chance of staying close is if they win the turnover battle. But with Derrius Guice running the ball that doesnt seem likely. LSU does have a new offensive system which could lead to first game mistakes but I mean its LSU...
Most of the BYU fans and players are mormon so here are a few fun facts.
Why dont mormons drink alcohol?
Because its too expensive to buy that much for all of our wives.
Are mormons polygamist: One wife is all I can handle so thank goodness we are not, but some guys might think that would be awesome.
Its a real honor to be playing a team like LSU and I cant wait. Good luck this season guys and go beat Alabama!
Its not sounding good with the storm but hopefully it wont be as bad as people are saying. All the people and homes who are in danger are definitely in our prayers. Just a couple points on the BYU football team and predictions for the potential game.
This is the second year with BYU getting a new coaching staff. Last year the offense really struggled to produce chunk yard plays. A lot of 3-5 yard passes and quick slants. Most BYU fans are optimistic that that will change with a pocket passing QB, but against a defense like LSU I doubt the receivers will be getting open too often. BYU's offensive lineman are decently experienced but still quite young and the LSU Dline will most likely have a hayday. We lost our all time rusher to the NFL and our back ups are very inexperienced. I think the only way for BYU to have any chance of staying close is if they win the turnover battle. But with Derrius Guice running the ball that doesnt seem likely. LSU does have a new offensive system which could lead to first game mistakes but I mean its LSU...
Most of the BYU fans and players are mormon so here are a few fun facts.
Why dont mormons drink alcohol?
Because its too expensive to buy that much for all of our wives.
Are mormons polygamist: One wife is all I can handle so thank goodness we are not, but some guys might think that would be awesome.
Its a real honor to be playing a team like LSU and I cant wait. Good luck this season guys and go beat Alabama!
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Posted on 8/25/17 at 8:26 am to Patrick Star
It's Friday, and I'm feeling good, so I'll give you an upvote.
Posted on 8/25/17 at 8:27 am to Patrick Star
Welcome.....! Glad to have you on the Rant! Love the Mormon jokes. My boss is Mormon, I will have to try them out on him and see if I get fired....
GEAUX!!!
GEAUX!!!
Posted on 8/25/17 at 8:28 am to Patrick Star
Nice post.
I hope they can play the game, as I also hope the storm is tame.
I hope they can play the game, as I also hope the storm is tame.
This post was edited on 8/25/17 at 8:29 am
Posted on 8/25/17 at 8:29 am to Patrick Star
Good luck the rest of the season. Spice up this thread with some hot Mormon wife pics. 
Posted on 8/25/17 at 8:31 am to Patrick Star
Be prepared for the obligatory bird salute, but you may possibly be one of the best first time posters, and from an opposing team at that, so you may get a pass!
Walk through the tailgating areas and if your skin is thick enough to handle some Tiger Baiting, you may get offered some good food.
Walk through the tailgating areas and if your skin is thick enough to handle some Tiger Baiting, you may get offered some good food.
Posted on 8/25/17 at 8:31 am to Patrick Star
Mask off, freak it mask off. Chase a check, never chase a bit
Posted on 8/25/17 at 8:34 am to Patrick Star
The only thing that makes august less boring is the proximity of upcoming LSU (and Pro) football. We are excited to be playing BYU. It seems like y'all always have a good team and play an exciting brand of football. Don't know if you are coming to the game, but if you do, please be safe and enjoy the game. Good luck to the Cougars.
Posted on 8/25/17 at 8:34 am to Patrick Star
quote:
3-5 yard passes and quick slants
what the hell is that? Magic?
This post was edited on 8/25/17 at 8:36 am
Posted on 8/25/17 at 8:35 am to Patrick Star
Welcome!!! it should be a good game. I think it will be closer than some people expect. I am ready for some football!! 
Posted on 8/25/17 at 8:36 am to Patrick Star
It won't be pretty, you might find yourself under a rock after the game
Posted on 8/25/17 at 8:36 am to Patrick Star
The stereotype of Mormon niceness lives on. 
Posted on 8/25/17 at 8:36 am to Duckie
quote:
what the hell is that? Magic?
Posted on 8/25/17 at 8:38 am to Patrick Star
What's up man
Posted on 8/25/17 at 8:41 am to Patrick Star
Can y'all smoke herb?
Posted on 8/25/17 at 8:42 am to Patrick Star
Please don't come here and brag about being able to complete 3-5 yard quick slants , that's like rubbing salt in a wound for us. We don't even know what a quick slant looks like anymore.
Posted on 8/25/17 at 8:43 am to Tigahs24Seven
If you want to mess with your boss here is one. In the Book of Mormon (Scripture that we read with the Bible) there is an account of 3 men (now known as the 3 nephites) who asked Jesus if they could stay alive and never die to teach people until the Second coming of Jesus and he said yes. So some of us believe that they are still alive today. So what you could do is ask him, "Do you think the 3 nephites are still alive today?" He will be completely thrown back and it will make for a good laugh.
Posted on 8/25/17 at 8:45 am to Patrick Star
Welcome. As for the storm, we've seen worse. The game is indoors so as long as there is power, and people left alive in Houston, we should be ok.
Posted on 8/25/17 at 8:47 am to Patrick Star
quote:
"Do you think the 3 nephites are still alive today?" He will be completely thrown back and it will make for a good laugh.
We will either laugh, or someone will call the coroner because I'm speaking gibberish like a schizophrenic.
Posted on 8/25/17 at 8:48 am to S
As long as you have a medical card. But the only Mormons that I have met who do lived in Seattle.
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