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sorry guys. Didn't mean to post something you didn't want to see. Just letting you know more about the team.
Have a good Sunday. :usa:
Superdome officials have let officials at NRG Stadium in Houston know the Dome is available as an option for #LSU-BYU game next Saturday.
— Jeff Duncan (@JeffDuncan_) August 27, 2017
hmmmmmmm twent.... no thirty...... eh lost count
The school has that rule just so people can go to church. haha if you couldn't work on sundays then all pro athletes and on call doctors would be kicked out I guess haha
haha I am Mormon and Im at work.
True. Our fan base loves this guy cause he is always tweeting anything that's going on with the program.
Cougar Nation, All parties involved are working on a solution to our scheduled game with LSU this weekend. We will announce plans when final
— Tom Holmoe (@TomHolmoe) August 27, 2017

Usually when he tweets It means thing are about to be announced shortly. I will let you guys know if he does.
yeah that's where I am right now

re: BYU fan here again.

Posted by Patrick Star on 8/27/17 at 10:43 am to
thanks, but I work the early shift so the more caffeine the better. MTN dew for me please.

BYU fan here again.

Posted by Patrick Star on 8/27/17 at 9:49 am
Well..........
A couple days ago I said the only way BYU could have any chance against LSU was if BYU won the turnover battle. I would like to officially change my stance...
Here is what would need to happen for BYU to even be in the game (if its played).
LSU at a 99.9% chance of victory.

Event #1.
LSU first and second string players get sick from food poison and the third and fourth string players have become the starters.
LSU at a 98.6% chance of victory.

Event #2
The bus that has the LSU 3rd and 4th string players gets lost on the way to the stadium and the LSU cheerleaders are called up to play.
LSU 96.4% chance of victory.

Event #3
The BYU Mormon population pray for the angels to help the team like on angels in the outfield. The angels come but even with their help BYU couldn't move the ball vs LSU D.
LSU 95.9 chance of victory.

Event %4
After a field goal on their first drive the entire LSU offense gets kicked out of the game for unsportsmanlike conduct and only the defense can play for the remainder of the game.
LSU 100% chance of victory.

Event #5
This would completely suck and I don't want this to happen but still.
Game gets canceled due to flooding. BYU fans are so relieved they party and bring in 10,000 kegs of root beer.

All in all if the game happens (which I hope it does you guys have been waiting long enough for a game) it will be a good preseason game for LSU.

Hope your all having a good Sunday.


:usa:

re: BYU fan here.

Posted by Patrick Star on 8/25/17 at 8:48 am to
As long as you have a medical card. But the only Mormons that I have met who do lived in Seattle.

re: BYU fan here.

Posted by Patrick Star on 8/25/17 at 8:43 am to
If you want to mess with your boss here is one. In the Book of Mormon (Scripture that we read with the Bible) there is an account of 3 men (now known as the 3 nephites) who asked Jesus if they could stay alive and never die to teach people until the Second coming of Jesus and he said yes. So some of us believe that they are still alive today. So what you could do is ask him, "Do you think the 3 nephites are still alive today?" He will be completely thrown back and it will make for a good laugh.

BYU fan here.

Posted by Patrick Star on 8/25/17 at 8:24 am
Hey all. I am bored out of my mind and I decided to look to see if LSU had a good fan site to see what the thought was with the storm. WOW! This fan board is awesome!
Its not sounding good with the storm but hopefully it wont be as bad as people are saying. All the people and homes who are in danger are definitely in our prayers. Just a couple points on the BYU football team and predictions for the potential game.
This is the second year with BYU getting a new coaching staff. Last year the offense really struggled to produce chunk yard plays. A lot of 3-5 yard passes and quick slants. Most BYU fans are optimistic that that will change with a pocket passing QB, but against a defense like LSU I doubt the receivers will be getting open too often. BYU's offensive lineman are decently experienced but still quite young and the LSU Dline will most likely have a hayday. We lost our all time rusher to the NFL and our back ups are very inexperienced. I think the only way for BYU to have any chance of staying close is if they win the turnover battle. But with Derrius Guice running the ball that doesnt seem likely. LSU does have a new offensive system which could lead to first game mistakes but I mean its LSU...
Most of the BYU fans and players are mormon so here are a few fun facts.
Why dont mormons drink alcohol?

Because its too expensive to buy that much for all of our wives.
Are mormons polygamist: One wife is all I can handle so thank goodness we are not, but some guys might think that would be awesome.

Its a real honor to be playing a team like LSU and I cant wait. Good luck this season guys and go beat Alabama!
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