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I can't imagine anything worse than the Paleo diet.

Posted on 2/12/17 at 6:16 pm
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
6598 posts
Posted on 2/12/17 at 6:16 pm
It's a total abandonment of reason. Life without bread, dairy, alcohol, and other delectables that inject a little joy into one's life. I'm 3 weeks into an 8 week "mild" version of paleo and I've decided that paleo is a sham. I haven't had bread or pasta or beer or any form of sweet. Yeah, it's possible for a while. But it's no way to live.

And to the paleo true believers out there... you are assholes. Your diet operates on the false premise that man's digestive system has not adapted and changed over the last 40,000 years. You have to be miserable.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
142485 posts
Posted on 2/12/17 at 6:19 pm to
quote:

Life without bread, dairy, alcohol, and other delectables that inject a little joy into one's life
Man does not live by bread, dairy, alcohol, and other delectables that inject a little joy into one's life alone
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 2/12/17 at 6:20 pm to
I can, literally hitler is worse
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
176149 posts
Posted on 2/12/17 at 6:21 pm to
do you even bacon brah ?
Posted by Lou Pai
Member since Dec 2014
28149 posts
Posted on 2/12/17 at 6:21 pm to
I don't see how one can grow up in a place like south LA and do something like this.
Posted by Saints72
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2012
473 posts
Posted on 2/12/17 at 6:22 pm to
Mama June? That you?
Posted by Tubedog13
Member since May 2009
3505 posts
Posted on 2/12/17 at 6:24 pm to
All diets are stupid and the people that do them are more stupid. Just eat healthy 5/6 days a week, be active, and throw in 4/5 days of exercise and you'll live a healthy life and won't be fat. That's the simplest "diet" that can sustain longevity and you won't be miserable.
Posted by sabanisarustedspoke
Member since Jan 2007
4947 posts
Posted on 2/12/17 at 6:24 pm to
Eat less move more problem solved.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 2/12/17 at 6:24 pm to
How how fat and nasty do you have to be and how shitty do your genes have to be to put yourself on such a depressing diet?
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
One State Solution
Member since May 2012
55845 posts
Posted on 2/12/17 at 6:27 pm to
i agree. what kind of monster doesn't eat carbs?

i hate to say it, but i agree with rocket on things like this.
This post was edited on 2/12/17 at 6:27 pm
Posted by LSUAlum2001
Stavro Mueller Beta
Member since Aug 2003
47138 posts
Posted on 2/12/17 at 6:32 pm to
Just because you have the will power of Rosie O'Donnell sitting in front of 3 dozen powdered donuts, doesn't mean eating a Paleo diet is bad for you..
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
57793 posts
Posted on 2/12/17 at 6:33 pm to
Portion control and exercise are the only thing you really need to lose weight. It's not some complex diet that's needed. Low fat, lot of veggies/fruit, and little-no fried food
Posted by Lou Pai
Member since Dec 2014
28149 posts
Posted on 2/12/17 at 6:34 pm to
Another counter point to no carbs: SE Asia
Posted by Smokezilla82
Member since Jan 2017
465 posts
Posted on 2/12/17 at 6:35 pm to
I've been doing a keto diet for about 6 weeks now. I'm doing it to reduce blood sugar (borderline diabetic). I still eat foods that are good like crawfish, hot wings, burgers (no bun of course) bacon, butter etc...While I do agree it is hard with the awesome foods we have here, it does take dedication.
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
34825 posts
Posted on 2/12/17 at 6:36 pm to
Diets are stupid. I laugh at anyone who does that crap. Just dont eat like a slob and exercise and you'll be fine
Posted by Vegas Eddie
The Quad
Member since Dec 2013
5979 posts
Posted on 2/12/17 at 6:37 pm to
Paleo followers are literally Hitler
Posted by RummelTiger
Texas
Member since Aug 2004
89952 posts
Posted on 2/12/17 at 6:37 pm to
Blowing a 25-point lead late in the 3rd quarter of the Super Bowl?
Posted by tigerbandpiccolo
Member since Oct 2005
49284 posts
Posted on 2/12/17 at 6:40 pm to
I did Whole30 (paleo extreme) for 8 days and gained 7 lbs. and felt awful. I've done much, much better over the years just eating good,
Real foods in moderation. Life without cheese and wine is not one I'm interested in!
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
68486 posts
Posted on 2/12/17 at 6:40 pm to
Considering our species is over a million years old 40,000 years is s small percentage

It's our overall lifestyle that has changed so much and the introduction of cakes and cookies and such. Avoid the gluten and allergens and your sinuses will thank you
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
73023 posts
Posted on 2/12/17 at 6:47 pm to
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And to the paleo true believers out there... you are assholes. Your diet operates on the false premise that man's digestive system has not adapted and changed over the last 40,000 years. You have to be miserable.


I've been doing it since Thanksgiving and I am only growing stronger. We stick with it and watch you and the rest of the weaklings fall by the wayside on our way to the domination of the gene pool. It's nature's way of separating the wheat from the chaff.
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