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re: Worst "yummy" dish prepared by people who can't cook?

Posted on 9/5/14 at 1:56 pm to
Posted by Coppertone
LA
Member since Aug 2013
345 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 1:56 pm to
In South LA, everyone with a cast iron pot, camo LSU coozie, and apron with a funny saying on it thinks they're the jambalaya king.
Posted by Poulet
Member since Jul 2014
35 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 2:04 pm to
quote:

In South LA, everyone with a cast iron pot, camo LSU coozie, and apron with a funny saying on it thinks they're the jambalaya king.


Guilty
Posted by pointdog33
Member since Jan 2012
2765 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 2:05 pm to
Out of all the jambalaya I have eaten, there really isn't much flavor wise distinguishing any of them.
Posted by andouille
A table near a waiter.
Member since Dec 2004
10735 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 2:09 pm to
quote:

In South LA, everyone with a cast iron pot, camo LSU coozie, and apron with a funny saying on it thinks they're the jambalaya king.


True, but some of those guys turn out some amazing jambalaya. However there is a definite genus of baaaad, jambalaya, the 'benefit' jambalaya. It is for the benefit of a church, school, club, civic org or car crash victim, it consists of 1 pound of cheap sauage, one bag of onions and 50 lbs of greasy rice. Typically served in a styrofoam clamshell with a plastic fork. I usually just say here's the $5, keep the rice.
Posted by OTIS2
NoLA
Member since Jul 2008
50218 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 2:15 pm to
quote:

amazing jambalaya


Gonna have to find me some of that one day...
Posted by timbo
Red Stick, La.
Member since Dec 2011
7354 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 2:15 pm to
quote:

That velveeta cheese dip with that breakfast sausage mixed in and served hot.



Man, I make that all the time during football season. People love that shite. Yeah, it's awful ingredients, but it tastes sooooooo good.
Posted by OTIS2
NoLA
Member since Jul 2008
50218 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 2:17 pm to
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I'm very appreciative if any person is kind enough to go out of their way to cook me something and gives it to me.


Walt, IRL you're a damn elected official, aren't you, you SOB.
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56517 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 2:17 pm to
Great lasagna is about the best dish in the world. Bad lasagna just can t get worse.
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
21599 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 3:31 pm to
Has anyone mentioned that spaghetti block of cheese casserole thing?
Posted by fatboydave
Fat boy land
Member since Aug 2004
17979 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 3:57 pm to
quote:

Has anyone mentioned that spaghetti block of cheese casserole thing?


WTF is that about? My MIL does that with rotel and green peas? Speaking of peas....another WTF with the peas and mynez?
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
18825 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 5:15 pm to
quote:

Natchitoches Red Beans


What is that? Do the folks in Demon country have a unique twist on red beans?
Posted by Stadium Rat
Metairie
Member since Jul 2004
9575 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 6:34 pm to
Some poster on here exposed himself as a know-nothing about red beans and every time he responded, the hole got deeper and deeper.

quote:

Natchitoches style is more spicy and the beans ate more of a slop than beany. New Orlens style you mash some but Natchitoches style basically all the beans are naturally mashed without having to actually mash them it's part of the slow cooker process.


LINK
This post was edited on 9/5/14 at 6:37 pm
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 6:36 pm to
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Natchitoches Red Beans


PREACH
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
81248 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 6:44 pm to
Amen.

Jambalaya is just not a WOW dish.
This post was edited on 9/5/14 at 6:45 pm
Posted by Stadium Rat
Metairie
Member since Jul 2004
9575 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 6:48 pm to
quote:

Jambalaya is just not a WOW dish.
Not happy about this.
Posted by Sus-Scrofa
Member since Feb 2013
8189 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 7:24 pm to
I like this thread.

Churches have a sweet spot when it comes to pot lucks.

Small enough and tight-nit enough and you get awesome home cooked food.. Everyone knows who brought what and there's some pride.

Then the church grows. Now the cooks also teach a Sunday school class, have kids, and know there will be a lot of people there. Quality declines slightly because of time restraints and straight demand, but it is still good food. There is some anonymity for people who take short cuts.

Then the church grows more but not large enough to have cash flow to cater the damn thing. This is where most of the food in this thread applies. It's bad, but it gets people fed because you know, we ain't Jesus and all. No one knows who brought what and you only know half the people there anyway.

Then you have the mega church. They have pot luck at three different times to fit everyone and cater everything but dessert because everyone can bake boxed brownies.
This post was edited on 9/5/14 at 7:26 pm
Posted by sleepytime
Member since Feb 2014
3589 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 9:46 pm to
quote:


quote:
Jambalaya is just not a WOW dish.
Not happy about this.


People get used to the abundance of really good food down here and don't appreciate it until they don't have it for a while. Some people are just picky. Whatever though, jambalaya kicks arse
Posted by Stadium Rat
Metairie
Member since Jul 2004
9575 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 10:42 pm to
quote:

jambalaya kicks arse
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19239 posts
Posted on 9/6/14 at 11:27 am to
Man I'm glad other people agree. I was always vastly underwhelmed by jambalaya but always kept my mouth shut. Now corn and crab bisque.. I thought everyone liked that!
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
81248 posts
Posted on 9/6/14 at 11:29 am to
quote:

People get used to the abundance of really good food down here and don't appreciate it until they don't have it for a while. Some people are just picky. Whatever though, jambalaya kicks arse



It's not a picky thing. It's just not that great of a dish to me

Rice is very meh to me.

I don't hate jambalaya or anything. I just don't love it. And I think I get really sick of it being the go-to crowd feeder.
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