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Morons that insist on parking combat in small cars

Posted on 2/7/26 at 12:37 pm
Posted by TigerGman
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Posted on 2/7/26 at 12:37 pm
Piss me the hell off. Large trucks I perfectly understand.

But blocking the lane in parking lots these days;
partly cause they have no skill in doing it either.

And older afro women seem particularly into this.

ETA: parking combat is when you back in to park,
This post was edited on 2/7/26 at 1:34 pm
Posted by TheGeauxt9
South Louisiana
Member since May 2021
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Posted on 2/7/26 at 12:39 pm to
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older afro women




Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
32055 posts
Posted on 2/7/26 at 12:58 pm to
Can someone translate the OP for me?
Posted by sgallo3
Lake Charles
Member since Sep 2008
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Posted on 2/7/26 at 1:02 pm to
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Can someone translate the OP for me?

I would but I dont understand it either.

Apparently he thinks parking spots go to whoevers vehicle can physically overpower the other persons vehicle. Im pretty sure if you hit someones vehicle you have to pay for damages regardless of whose vehicle is larger.

Games of chicken generally go to the person that has less to lose, I wouldn't risk my truck playing chicken with a Hyundai.
This post was edited on 2/7/26 at 1:03 pm
Posted by chalmetteowl
Chalmette
Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 2/7/26 at 1:03 pm to
Parking combat is his way of saying taking up two spaces…
Posted by altTD
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 2/7/26 at 1:27 pm to
There is no improper parking on stolen land.
Posted by TigerGman
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Posted on 2/7/26 at 1:36 pm to
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Parking combat is his way of saying taking up two spaces…


NO, It's backing in to park. You guys never heard it called combat--as in faster exit?
This post was edited on 2/7/26 at 1:40 pm
Posted by BigDropper
Member since Jul 2009
8491 posts
Posted on 2/7/26 at 2:02 pm to
It's safer than driving into a spot nose-first because it allows for a forward-facing, unobstructed view of traffic and pedestrians when leaving the spot, rather than backing out blindly. That's why I park my car this way.
Posted by TigerGman
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Posted on 2/7/26 at 2:22 pm to
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It's safer than driving into a spot nose-first because it allows for a forward-facing, unobstructed view of traffic and pedestrians when leaving the spot, rather than backing out blindly. That's why I park my car this way.



Soy boy response..Learn to back out like a Man.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
155766 posts
Posted on 2/7/26 at 2:32 pm to
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TigerGman

Backing in is something all men should do.

You sound like a total pussy complaining about this.
Posted by TigerGman
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Posted on 2/7/26 at 2:40 pm to
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You sound like a total pussy complaining about this.


No I sound like a MAN tired of being held up by idiots that insist on doing it cause they're too dumb to back out confidently
Posted by Dadren
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Member since Dec 2023
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Posted on 2/7/26 at 2:45 pm to
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NO, It's backing in to park. You guys never heard it called combat--as in faster exit?

I have never once heard it called that. But I am aware that it makes it faster/safer to exit.

Which begs the question, why would you think this should not be an option for people who drive smaller cars?
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
61796 posts
Posted on 2/7/26 at 2:46 pm to
Bro, just because you can't back into a parking spot, don't take it out on us.
Posted by soccerfüt
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Member since May 2013
73590 posts
Posted on 2/7/26 at 2:48 pm to
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Learn to back out like a Man.
Men don’t back out.
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
19227 posts
Posted on 2/7/26 at 2:48 pm to
I would argue you're the idiot who lacks the confidence to back in between two vehicles confidently.

Backing into a spot, or finding a pull through is the way to go.

Signed,
Baw who drives a truck
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
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Posted on 2/7/26 at 2:49 pm to
Posted by TheOcean
#honeyfriedchicken
Member since Aug 2004
45457 posts
Posted on 2/7/26 at 2:49 pm to
Aren't you like 70 and completely obsessed with iphones? Pretty sure you drive a Subaru
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
17276 posts
Posted on 2/7/26 at 2:49 pm to
Safety man told me I have to back in everywhere. First move forward baw.
Posted by wheelr
Banned
Member since Jul 2012
5926 posts
Posted on 2/7/26 at 2:50 pm to
I have the ability to back in into a parking spot as well as back out of a parking spot. Decades without an incident.

Posted by IndianMoundFireworks
Member since Oct 2021
850 posts
Posted on 2/7/26 at 2:55 pm to
No one I mean no one calls it “parking combat”

Also - it’s literally the same amount of time to back into a spot as back out of a spot.
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