Do you accept Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer as an official reindeer?

Thought this was gonna be a weagle thread.

The story just ain't true.

Some weird newby wearing a nose ring that glows and becomes the main most leader of the reindeer team?

"Then how the reindeer loved him
As they shouted out with glee (yipee)
“Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
You’ll go down in history”

I'm just not buying the part about how the other reindeer loved him.

Rudolph should have told Santa to frick off. He’s ok with letting the reindeer make fun of Rudolph’s deformity until it becomes useful for them.

No.

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He’s ok with letting the reindeer make fun of Rudolph’s deformity until it becomes useful for them.

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Not exactly. The misfits were accepted back in Christmas Town before it was announced that Christmas was cancelled. Santa apologized to Rudolph before he realized Rudolph’s nose could save Christmas. Yes, they were harsh initially, but they softened, even the a-hole head elf.

EDIT: Had this board always auto corrected a-hole to a-hole, or is this new?

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Thanks for bringing up painful childhood memories of rejection

He's only part time. He's used only on Foggy Christmas Eves

I'm more interested in whether Santa should have cut Blitzen. I understand historical success, but it's a new game. A tough straightforward player is always needed, but narrowmindedness will get beat by new techniques and science-based analysis.

Until the league does something about performance enhancing supplements or weather analytics trends away, you'll need Rudolphs to win. It's a complement to traditional reindeer recruiting, not replacement.

Rudolph's a female

Well, the Old Lore is essentially just "Twas the Night before Christmas."


They didn't have names before that poem.


The rest is just kinda fan fic