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Carrot Top looks like Charles Manson these days

Posted on 8/20/25 at 11:42 am
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
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Posted on 8/20/25 at 11:42 am
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
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Posted on 8/20/25 at 11:44 am to
Topanga is hawt.

Carrot Top has never not been frightening.
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
8222 posts
Posted on 8/20/25 at 11:44 am to
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Topanga


Wood

quote:

Carrot Top


WNHI
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
63810 posts
Posted on 8/20/25 at 11:45 am to
Hes 60 years old.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
68738 posts
Posted on 8/20/25 at 11:51 am to
Saw him almost 10 years ago in Vegas. It wasn't my choice, but I'm glad I went. He was surprisingly excellent.

And yes, he's unattractive. Now and back then.
Posted by slidingstop
Member since Jan 2025
1609 posts
Posted on 8/20/25 at 11:52 am to
looks like a vagrant in need of a shampoo and grooming.
Posted by WillFerrellisking
Member since Jun 2019
2428 posts
Posted on 8/20/25 at 11:57 am to
He sounds surprisingly smart and looks jacked
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
18917 posts
Posted on 8/20/25 at 12:01 pm to
quote:

Carrot Top looks like Charles Manson these days

And he’s still better looking than Kathy Griffin (no picture for safety reasons).
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
90845 posts
Posted on 8/20/25 at 12:01 pm to
yikes
Posted by Traveler
I'm not late-I'm early for tomorrow
Member since Sep 2003
26064 posts
Posted on 8/20/25 at 12:02 pm to
Who knew Kathy Griffin has a twin?
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Posted on 8/20/25 at 12:03 pm to
He looks like a Raggedy Andy doll that's been through it.
Posted by Bill Parker?
Member since Jan 2013
5180 posts
Posted on 8/20/25 at 12:03 pm to
He's Chairman of the Bored.
Posted by Specktricity
Lafayette
Member since May 2011
1343 posts
Posted on 8/20/25 at 12:19 pm to
Thread title should have been "Check it out boys, Topanga is still hot"
Posted by notsince98
KC, MO
Member since Oct 2012
21225 posts
Posted on 8/20/25 at 12:20 pm to
He has always been a pretty solid comedian.

And he has looked this way ever since he hit the steroids about 20-25 years ago.
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
54638 posts
Posted on 8/20/25 at 12:23 pm to
What has always been wrong with his eyebrows?
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
38204 posts
Posted on 8/20/25 at 12:44 pm to
Not lying.

When he lived in Charlotte he was thirty years old and would invite the High School students in the Davis Lake neighborhood to smoke weed with him in his apartment.

Creepy. And now he looks like Jack Sparrow without trying to
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Bayou Chico
Member since Feb 2009
55748 posts
Posted on 8/20/25 at 12:50 pm to
He looks like Eddie Vedder and a carrot fricked and had a child.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
70993 posts
Posted on 8/20/25 at 1:01 pm to
He's jacked, though. I think he's always been a gym rat.
Posted by Pilot Tiger
North Carolina
Member since Nov 2005
73817 posts
Posted on 8/20/25 at 1:05 pm to
Carrot Top is freaky funny I dont care what anyone says

It's a mix of clever/punny/stupid stuff and he's so affable that it works.

Guy hustles
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
76821 posts
Posted on 8/20/25 at 1:16 pm to
I’m sure that the steroids have a lot to do with it. Prop jokes aren’t my style of comedy but it has worked for him. He’s been a headliner for 30 years. He’s always seemed like a good dude. Never heard a bad word about him.
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