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People who's nostrils whistle as they breathe in
Posted on 8/7/25 at 12:34 am
Posted on 8/7/25 at 12:34 am
Can't stand it. Have a coworker who sits beside me and somehow him breathing through his nose creates such a loud vortex whistle that it is louder than the people that talk on the other side of me. That and people who smack when they eat, and people who chomp down hard on metal forks when they eat. Like how are your teeth still in tact? That and people who gulp loud when drinking.
2000s CBS Golf announcers must have had that mike 0.3 cm away from their nostrils as anytime I remember Tiger playing on Sunday in ~2005, I remember just how loud the breathing through their nostrils sounded on TV with like Verne Lundquist. I remember that, and the sound of industrial fans in the background placed in the crowd to cool people down would be loud on 2000s CBS Sunday golf.
This is my Peter Griffin edition of "Things that grind my gears".
2000s CBS Golf announcers must have had that mike 0.3 cm away from their nostrils as anytime I remember Tiger playing on Sunday in ~2005, I remember just how loud the breathing through their nostrils sounded on TV with like Verne Lundquist. I remember that, and the sound of industrial fans in the background placed in the crowd to cool people down would be loud on 2000s CBS Sunday golf.
This is my Peter Griffin edition of "Things that grind my gears".
This post was edited on 8/7/25 at 12:39 am
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Posted on 8/7/25 at 12:36 am to Saunson69
We should consider allowing light beatings of such people.
Posted on 8/7/25 at 12:57 am to Saunson69
I really am sorry. I don't mean to. Deviated septum
Posted on 8/7/25 at 1:24 am to fr33manator
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I really am sorry. I don't mean to. Deviated septum
No problem. I can fix that for you with 1 good right cross.
Or you could just go downtown about 2am and interact with some cultural people and have them adjust your whole face.
Posted on 8/7/25 at 1:36 am to Saunson69
Growing up I shared a room with my two younger brothers. One had the whistling nostril syndrome and the other constantly talked in his sleep. Even putting my pillow over my head couldn't drown out the noise they made. I think I went 10-12 years without sleep.
Posted on 8/7/25 at 3:01 am to Saunson69
There is a whole lot of shite that humans do that pisses me off. Now I have two more. Thanks, go screw yourself.
Posted on 8/7/25 at 4:20 am to LegendInMyMind
quote:I'll reluctantly agree, but only under the condition that the thrashing is light. Tenderly, even. A "dainty thrashing," if you will, for the whistling breathers.
We should consider allowing light beatings of such people.
Mouth breathers are a whole 'nother story though.
Posted on 8/7/25 at 4:30 am to Saunson69
quote:are fat
People who's nostrils whistle as they breathe in
Posted on 8/7/25 at 6:28 am to Saunson69
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People who's nostrils whistle as they breathe in
If you wanna hang out you gotta take her out cocaine
Posted on 8/7/25 at 6:29 am to Bama and Beer
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are fat
…and unkept. Amazing to me how many people today are unkept. Don’t shave, skip haircuts, zero grooming, etc.
Posted on 8/7/25 at 6:31 am to Saunson69
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People who's nostrils whistle as they breathe in
are the people i let silent egg fots out in front of.
Posted on 8/7/25 at 6:32 am to Saunson69
We play golf with a 60 something yr old who used to be a club pro in North DFW, his nose whistles when he breaths due to all the meth and cocaine he did.
He has a million stories of the wild times at the country club in the 80's 90's.
Some Dallas Cowboys may have been involved or he's full of crap.
He has a million stories of the wild times at the country club in the 80's 90's.
Some Dallas Cowboys may have been involved or he's full of crap.
Posted on 8/7/25 at 6:33 am to BabyTac
I've discovered I can change the pitch of the way my breathing sounds by how long or short my overall nose hairs are. 
Posted on 8/7/25 at 6:48 am to Saunson69
This is why its difficult for me to listen to Tiger Talk on KZMZ on mondays. One of them constantly whistles in the mic in the background.
Love the show otherwise.
Love the show otherwise.
Posted on 8/7/25 at 7:22 am to Saunson69
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breathing through his nose creates such a loud vortex whistle that it is louder than the people that talk on the other side of me.
#cubelife
Posted on 8/7/25 at 7:52 am to Saunson69
Had that issue went to dr I have asthma.
Posted on 8/7/25 at 7:56 am to Saunson69
A wet talker is way worse.
Like they have too much saliva.
Ugh.
Like they have too much saliva.
Ugh.
Posted on 8/7/25 at 8:00 am to Saunson69
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People who's nostrils whistle as they breathe in
I'll tack on people who are struggling to breathe just standing up since they're so damn obese.
Posted on 8/7/25 at 8:08 am to Saunson69
Whistle bristles
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