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Florida - Stab Victim's Secret Stash Was Stumbled Upon During Surgery

Posted on 7/9/25 at 2:22 pm
Posted by Shexter
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Member since Feb 2014
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Posted on 7/9/25 at 2:22 pm
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A Florida Man who cops believe was stabbed in a drug dispute was in surgery when a nurse discovered a glass crack pipe, a lighter, and tin foil containing cocaine in his rectum, according to court records.

The surprising find occurred earlier this month at St. Petersburg’s Bayfront Hospital, where Michael O’Neill, 43, had been transported for a knife wound.

“While in surgery a RN located” the stashed items, an arrest affidavit states.




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After being hospitalized for his injuries, O’Neill, pictured at right, was booked into jail Friday night for cocaine possession, a felony, and possession of drug paraphernalia, a misdemeanor.

O’Neill was released yesterday from custody after posting $5500 bond. He has pleaded not guilty to the charges.

Over the last few years, O’Neill has been convicted of DUI and numerous drug-related counts, including possession of cocaine, methamphetamine, fentanyl, and narcotics paraphernalia.

O’Neill pleaded guilty last year to drug possession after a jail strip search turned up two baggies containing fentanyl and crack rocks hidden in “his buttocks area.”






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According to the arrest affidavit, the RN located a crimped piece of tin foil, a lighter and a glass pipe with a burnt brillo end. Inside the tin foil were several pieces of a "white rocky substance" which tested positive for cocaine.


https://www.fox13news.com/news/nurse-finds-crackpipe-hidden-patients-rectum-during-emergency-surgery
This post was edited on 7/9/25 at 2:45 pm
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
103058 posts
Posted on 7/9/25 at 2:24 pm to
Does he hire someone to blow the crack smoke up his arse?
Posted by soccerfüt
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Member since May 2013
72511 posts
Posted on 7/9/25 at 2:27 pm to
Wearing Tennessee colors, probably apropos.
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Posted by tigerstripedjacket
This side of the wall
Member since Sep 2011
3124 posts
Posted on 7/9/25 at 2:29 pm to
“That wasn’t there before I got stabbed” prove that it was mine.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
68742 posts
Posted on 7/9/25 at 2:32 pm to
Like a kangaroo back pouch.
Posted by Clark14
Earth
Member since Dec 2014
26015 posts
Posted on 7/9/25 at 2:34 pm to
I don’t want any vices that involve my butthole….haha.

Some people are desperate or weird or some damn crap.

Posted by ChiTownBammer
South Florida
Member since Aug 2014
1408 posts
Posted on 7/9/25 at 2:38 pm to
That pic looks like he has something up his arse.
Posted by KirbySmartass
Member since Jul 2020
2911 posts
Posted on 7/9/25 at 2:44 pm to
Man, you’ve got to really want to get high if putting your lips on a crack pipe you just had up your arse sounds like a good plan.
Posted by Chicken
Jackassistan
Member since Aug 2003
26212 posts
Posted on 7/9/25 at 2:44 pm to
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a nurse discovered a glass crack pipe, a lighter, and tin foil containing cocaine in his rectum
seems like it would much harder to retrieve them versus shoving them in there...
Posted by wartiger2004
9X National Champions WDE RIP CK
Member since Aug 2011
19814 posts
Posted on 7/9/25 at 2:46 pm to
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cocaine in his rectum


Rectum damn near killed em
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
33216 posts
Posted on 7/9/25 at 2:48 pm to
What is it with Florida people?
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
45677 posts
Posted on 7/9/25 at 2:52 pm to
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cocaine in his rectum


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was booked into jail Friday night for cocaine possession, a felony, and possession of drug paraphernalia, a misdemeanor.


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He has pleaded not guilty to the charges.




Bold strategy
Posted by lowhound
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Posted on 7/9/25 at 2:55 pm to
Posted by CleverUserName
Member since Oct 2016
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Posted on 7/9/25 at 2:56 pm to
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when a nurse discovered a glass crack pipe, a lighter, and tin foil containing cocaine in his rectum,


A lighter? He better be glad they didn’t fire up the ole MRI.
Posted by Milk
central
Member since May 2010
1264 posts
Posted on 7/9/25 at 3:10 pm to
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when a nurse discovered a glass crack pipe, a lighter, and tin foil containing cocaine in his rectum, according to court records.


The lighter is not contraband or illegal. I would love to hear his explanation for putting it up his arse instead of in his pocket.
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
11345 posts
Posted on 7/9/25 at 3:29 pm to
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The surprising find occurred earlier this month at St. Petersburg’s Bayfront Hospital, where Michael O’Neill, 43, had been transported for a knife wound.


What an arse hole.
Posted by NC_Tigah
Make Orwell Fiction Again
Member since Sep 2003
134885 posts
Posted on 7/9/25 at 3:47 pm to
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seems like it would much harder to retrieve them versus shoving them in there...
Putting breakable glass in the arse is what one would term "a very bad idea."
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
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Member since Nov 2015
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Posted on 7/9/25 at 3:49 pm to
Posted by tigersbb
Member since Oct 2012
12046 posts
Posted on 7/9/25 at 3:56 pm to
What an a-hole!
Posted by Seth Bullock
Member since Nov 2024
232 posts
Posted on 7/9/25 at 4:12 pm to
Dude was planning to get high off his arse.....
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