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Is it only retards that get in car accidents?
Posted on 6/10/25 at 4:24 pm
Posted on 6/10/25 at 4:24 pm
seems like only retards that get in car accidents.
Posted on 6/10/25 at 4:25 pm to theliontamer
I'd edit that to say only morons cause car wrecks. There are plenty of people who get in wrecks that are caused by morons.
Posted on 6/10/25 at 4:25 pm to theliontamer
based on this thread, you must have been in several.
Posted on 6/10/25 at 4:26 pm to theliontamer
The smartest Georgia Tech engineer I know is a ramblin' accident looking for a place to occur.
So I'm not sure.
So I'm not sure.
Posted on 6/10/25 at 4:26 pm to theliontamer
Wait, we let retards drive now?
Posted on 6/10/25 at 4:27 pm to theliontamer
"get in" does not equal "cause" a wreck.
Posted on 6/10/25 at 4:27 pm to theliontamer
quote:
seems like only retards that get in car accidents.
So if you obey the laws and someone hits you from behind, youre now a retard?
Posted on 6/10/25 at 4:28 pm to theliontamer
I think you need to go check yourself in to the local Association for Retarded Community to find out more about this.
Posted on 6/10/25 at 4:30 pm to theliontamer
I have an unblemished driving record… never speeding ticket or an accident that I have caused… but I’ve been reared ended twice at red lights by douchebag
kids who were texting on their phones…. So yes I have been in an accident, but neither one of them were my fault.
kids who were texting on their phones…. So yes I have been in an accident, but neither one of them were my fault.
This post was edited on 6/10/25 at 4:31 pm
Posted on 6/10/25 at 4:32 pm to RogerTheShrubber
This guy is gonna find yall


Posted on 6/10/25 at 4:48 pm to theliontamer
You mean *cause accidents
Posted on 6/10/25 at 4:50 pm to theliontamer
Well, maybe. But that doesn't mean all retards get in accidents.
Empirical evidence: I haven't been in an accident for weeks now.
ETA: not counting that 18-wheeler on I-10 I just rear ended. Timing is everything.
Empirical evidence: I haven't been in an accident for weeks now.
ETA: not counting that 18-wheeler on I-10 I just rear ended. Timing is everything.
This post was edited on 6/10/25 at 4:53 pm
Posted on 6/10/25 at 5:09 pm to theliontamer
No, but they cause most of them.
Posted on 6/10/25 at 5:30 pm to theliontamer
Sometimes retards hit non retards
Posted on 6/10/25 at 5:47 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
quote:
I have an unblemished driving record… never speeding ticket or an accident that I have caused…
You may be the most boring human in the world.
Posted on 6/10/25 at 5:51 pm to theliontamer
Probably. I have been hit at least 8 times and the common denominator is me.
Posted on 6/10/25 at 7:38 pm to theliontamer
So if I run into your car while you are sitting at alight that makes you a retard because you just got into a car accident.
Posted on 6/10/25 at 9:04 pm to theliontamer
I was stopped at a light and a woman drove onto the street from a parking lot and hit my car. I can only imagine she was distracted because it was so avoidable. Anyway, I got out to get her insurance info and the driver was deaf. She spoke like deaf people speak.
I went back to my car and told my ex-wife the other driver was retarded. She went and spoke with her and said I was right.
Maybe your theory is fact!
I went back to my car and told my ex-wife the other driver was retarded. She went and spoke with her and said I was right.
Maybe your theory is fact!
Posted on 6/10/25 at 9:06 pm to theliontamer
I have a family member who got hit by a 75 year old white guy in a Kia Soul after he blew through a red light a few days ago.
This post was edited on 6/10/25 at 9:06 pm
Posted on 6/10/25 at 9:09 pm to theliontamer
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