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I was on a train yesterday from Washington DC to Springfield for work

Posted on 12/17/24 at 9:24 am
Posted by Twisters Edge
Tampa FL
Member since Dec 2024
18 posts
Posted on 12/17/24 at 9:24 am
And there was this gorgeous Thai woman sitting across from me. She was reading a James Patterson book and we chatted about her favorite Patterson book.

She got off in Newark and I forgot to ask her for her number. Did I make a mistake by not asking her out to grab ramen? What’s the OT protocol for shooting your shot here?
This post was edited on 12/17/24 at 9:30 am
Posted by Gaston
Dirty Coast
Member since Aug 2008
41694 posts
Posted on 12/17/24 at 9:25 am to
Craigslist/missed_connections
Posted by kjp811
Denver, CO
Member since Apr 2017
1068 posts
Posted on 12/17/24 at 9:25 am to
Do you know for certain she was a woman?
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
15675 posts
Posted on 12/17/24 at 9:25 am to
Yes, you did.
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
133596 posts
Posted on 12/17/24 at 9:26 am to
quote:

I was on a train yesterday from Washington DC to Springfield for work yesterday..
What day did this happen??
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
129315 posts
Posted on 12/17/24 at 9:27 am to
It was a thai ladyboy

Not surprised it got you hard
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
47213 posts
Posted on 12/17/24 at 9:27 am to
going to newark friday ill look for her
Posted by Pierre
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2005
5419 posts
Posted on 12/17/24 at 9:32 am to
You should spend the next three years of your life riding the trains until you meet up again, marry her, have 3 kids and a dog and then lose kids and house in the divorce and keep half a dog. ??
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
13392 posts
Posted on 12/17/24 at 9:33 am to
I wonder what industry you work in, that whole scene sounds like a setup exercise for IP/classified info theft. People in DC never know when to STFU about projects they're working on, etc., in public.
Posted by reggierayreb
Member since Nov 2012
19019 posts
Posted on 12/17/24 at 9:33 am to
Well this probably didn't happen


But any time I've ridden the train down to New Orleans I feel like I'm on a modern day Pony Express with a bunch of drug mules traveling south from Chicago. So just tell yourself she had a bunch of narcotic filled balloons in her stomach and would've quickly turned down the offer. She had to hurry on her way to meet some Yakuza associates at a seedy motel and take a bunch of laxatives. you're feelin better already right ?


Posted by vl100butch
Ridgeland, MS
Member since Sep 2005
36695 posts
Posted on 12/17/24 at 9:34 am to
I've been away from the DC area for over 10 years now, and checked the VRE map, Newark? I'm very familiar with the one in NJ, but never heard of one in VA.
Posted by HogPharmer
Member since Jun 2022
3400 posts
Posted on 12/17/24 at 9:36 am to
quote:

She got off in Newark and I forgot to ask her for her number. Did I make a mistake by not asking her out to grab ramen? What’s the OT protocol for shooting your shot here?


Did you ask your wife how she feels about it?
Posted by Jaydeaux
Covington
Member since May 2005
19550 posts
Posted on 12/17/24 at 9:39 am to
FFS man get a grip
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
175803 posts
Posted on 12/17/24 at 9:40 am to
This intellectual thread of yours would have made her dick hard

LINK
Posted by White Bear
AT WORK
Member since Jul 2014
17242 posts
Posted on 12/17/24 at 9:44 am to
Talking about James Patterson books? your a fig bro.
Posted by AlextheBodacious
Member since Oct 2020
3693 posts
Posted on 12/17/24 at 9:49 am to
quote:

Washington DC to Springfield

There’s a Springfield just south of the pentagon and it’s full of Thai women. Not giving the state is confusing people.
Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
100978 posts
Posted on 12/17/24 at 9:50 am to
Life is too short to not shoot your shot
Posted by LSUnation78
Northshore
Member since Aug 2012
14023 posts
Posted on 12/17/24 at 9:58 am to
quote:

gorgeous Thai woman



That was a ladyman, man
Posted by salty1
Member since Jun 2015
5066 posts
Posted on 12/17/24 at 10:08 am to
quote:

She had to hurry on her way to meet some Yakuza associates at a seedy motel and take a bunch of laxatives.


Yakuza get a bad rep. They’re actually the polar opposite of what most folks imagine. Things are just overall classier in Japan. They obviously won’t tell you they’re yakuza, but there are signs.
Posted by texn
Pronouns: Y'All/Y'All's
Member since Nov 2019
4057 posts
Posted on 12/17/24 at 10:13 am to
quote:

train yesterday .... to Springfield

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