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Just got a bidet
Posted on 5/21/24 at 11:25 pm
Posted on 5/21/24 at 11:25 pm
I am a changed man. Purchased the Alpha Bidet on amazon and installed it tonight. I had read the rave reviews here and other places, and i still feel like it was undersold.
It's a throne for a king. Im gonna have to put these things everywhere. The installation was super easy. My unit has a heated seat, front and rear spray, temp control, pressure control, a dryer, and i dont even know what else it will do.
Might be my favorite tigerdroppings recommendation ever.
It's a throne for a king. Im gonna have to put these things everywhere. The installation was super easy. My unit has a heated seat, front and rear spray, temp control, pressure control, a dryer, and i dont even know what else it will do.
Might be my favorite tigerdroppings recommendation ever.
This post was edited on 5/21/24 at 11:26 pm
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Posted on 5/21/24 at 11:28 pm to SECSolomonGrundy
Just wait till you take one of those mule shits, that's when you will really be impressed.
Posted on 5/21/24 at 11:28 pm to SECSolomonGrundy
Someone told you to blow it out your arse and you thanked them for suggesting how?
Posted on 5/21/24 at 11:29 pm to SECSolomonGrundy
I hate those things. Terrible design.
I mean who wants to bend over that far to get a drink of water.
I mean who wants to bend over that far to get a drink of water.
Posted on 5/21/24 at 11:29 pm to SECSolomonGrundy
Congratulations and welcome to civilization.
Posted on 5/21/24 at 11:30 pm to SECSolomonGrundy
Toto man here. I'll never go back. I eventually plan to get an electrician to install a plug next to every shitter in my casa. It's not a true Bidet, but it gets the job done. Currently only have a bidet in the master.
Posted on 5/21/24 at 11:36 pm to SECSolomonGrundy
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My unit has a heated seat, front and rear spray, temp control, pressure control, a dryer, and i dont even know what else it will do.
We may not win the next war, but dammit......we will have clean arseholes right up until we're back to wiping with corn cobs!
Posted on 5/21/24 at 11:37 pm to SECSolomonGrundy
Bidets aren’t all that. I prefer TP then clean with flushable wipe. I’m also not fat, if that matters.
Posted on 5/21/24 at 11:37 pm to SECSolomonGrundy
How does your wife's boyfriend feel about it?
Your breakfast will probably taste different from here on out
Your breakfast will probably taste different from here on out
Posted on 5/22/24 at 12:44 am to SECSolomonGrundy
I love that people are waking up to this.
I have been saying this on here for like 3-4 years.
It’s a life changer.
Wait till you use one frequently and then also can wet toilet paper with water without one and then you have to shite and only have dry toilet paper. You feel quite dirty
I have been saying this on here for like 3-4 years.
It’s a life changer.
Wait till you use one frequently and then also can wet toilet paper with water without one and then you have to shite and only have dry toilet paper. You feel quite dirty
Posted on 5/22/24 at 12:50 am to SECSolomonGrundy
quote:
Alpha Bidet
“How do we get men to be cool with jetting water up their asses more?”
“Just slap Alpha on that shite, case closed”
Humbly wipe your arse the way God intended, baw.
Posted on 5/22/24 at 1:09 am to SECSolomonGrundy
first tiime I went to Europe I had no clue what a bidet was. Got to the motel in Paris and told my wife these Europeans got their shite together they have a device that washes your shoes. Just stick your shoe in there and it washes them clean. Luckily my wife at the time was not raised in the backwoods of southern Louisiana and gave me the details of what this incredible shoe washing device actually was. True story and yes I am now more cultured than I used too be.
Posted on 5/22/24 at 1:09 am to SECSolomonGrundy
I could understand why women would like it.
Posted on 5/22/24 at 3:37 am to SECSolomonGrundy
No one ever tried a bidet and said “I can’t wait to go back to toilet paper”.
Posted on 5/22/24 at 5:24 am to SECSolomonGrundy
OP, were you photographed with a gas pump up your arse recently?
Posted on 5/22/24 at 5:46 am to SECSolomonGrundy
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Im gonna have to put these things everywhere
I spent two weeks in Asia last year and using the bathroom just wasn't the same. Leaving tomorrow for Hawaii and really considered buying a travel one. And not one made for travel...like buying one and just hooking it up to our short term rental.
Posted on 5/22/24 at 5:51 am to SECSolomonGrundy
Welcome to Club Clean a-hole
Step 1 in becoming gay: complete
Step 1 in becoming gay: complete
Posted on 5/22/24 at 6:06 am to SECSolomonGrundy
Getting blasted in the arse is not something I want to try or would enjoy.
Appearantly many dudes here do however....
Appearantly many dudes here do however....
Posted on 5/22/24 at 6:06 am to SECSolomonGrundy
Got my first bidet during the Toilet Paper Panic
Never looked back (to wipe)
Never looked back (to wipe)
Posted on 5/22/24 at 6:08 am to SECSolomonGrundy
The downvotes you'll get are from the "macho boys" who think it's gay to clean your damn arse
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