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re: OJ Simpson died

Posted on 4/11/24 at 10:33 am to
Posted by LSUGent
Member since Jun 2011
2048 posts
Posted on 4/11/24 at 10:33 am to
"And with the first pick in the 2024 Afterlife Draft, Hell selects OJ Simpson"
Posted by LSUtwolves
Member since Jun 2016
921 posts
Posted on 4/11/24 at 10:35 am to
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Man I still remember where I was when they were chasing him in his white Bronco down the freeway



I was at a taco bell after little league practice, listening to it with my mom no the radio.
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
22926 posts
Posted on 4/11/24 at 10:35 am to
Hell of a life he lived:

Heisman
Pro football
Actor
Author
Killed his wife

Dude lived the American dream.
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
117002 posts
Posted on 4/11/24 at 10:36 am to
You forgot where he became the world's greatest detective searching for the real killers at every golf course he could find
Posted by back9Tiger
Mandeville, LA.
Member since Nov 2005
14218 posts
Posted on 4/11/24 at 10:39 am to
Betcha' that dude was scared shitless on his deathbed.
Posted by Dawgfanman
Member since Jun 2015
22872 posts
Posted on 4/11/24 at 10:39 am to
So many are sure he’s in hell. But it’s unclear that’s the case. We are all sinners and have but the same hope of not going to hell that OJ has, that we have a merciful God and that Jesus took the penalty for all of it on our behalf.
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
22714 posts
Posted on 4/11/24 at 10:43 am to
quote:

Hell of a life he lived:

Heisman
Pro football
Actor
Author
Killed his wife

Dude lived the American dream.





A dated and tasteless joke: What are the two things OJ has that every man in America wants? The Heisman Trophy and a dead ex-wife.
Posted by Auburn80
Backwater, TN
Member since Nov 2017
7692 posts
Posted on 4/11/24 at 10:49 am to
Wrong place wrong time according to Oats.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68761 posts
Posted on 4/11/24 at 10:49 am to
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If they do an autopsy….bet it shows evidence of CTE.

The description of his behavior changing from a nice, friendly, cool tempered person to having bouts of rage and irrational violence fits. 

BS. From 1985...
quote:

O.J. Simpson and his teen-aged friends thought they belonged to “social clubs.” Others around San Francisco’s Potrero Hill neighborhood had a more suitable description for such groups: “Gangs.”

Semantics aside, it’s safe to say that Simpson, Heisman Trophy Award-winning tailback at USC and 11-year NFL veteran, was a problem child.

According to one biographer, Simpson “led an aimless, street-corner existence, running with a gang and coming close to serious trouble with the law on several occasions before his energies found a positive outlet in athletics.”

The year was 1962 and Simpson was a 15-year-old sophomore at Galileo High School. Simpson, reared by his mother, Eunice, had been arrested for involvement in a gang fight. He had just spent a weekend in a correctional center.


Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5154 posts
Posted on 4/11/24 at 10:53 am to
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thejuiceisloose


Checks out . Sure Bin Laden did a lot of damage, but he didn't exactly act alone in it. I mean the singular act of OJ. which caused the rush to sensationalize the news, offer non-stop commentary instead of just reporting on news, made it all about race, etc. We haven't been the same since. Stand by my comment by yeah frick Bin Laden too
Posted by LordSaintly
Member since Dec 2005
39081 posts
Posted on 4/11/24 at 10:55 am to
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Whatever happened to AC Green?


Enjoying his NBA retirement
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
204357 posts
Posted on 4/11/24 at 10:55 am to
Biggest fall from Grace in history….
Posted by Coeur du Tigre
It was just outside of Barstow...
Member since Nov 2008
1527 posts
Posted on 4/11/24 at 11:03 am to
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Blame DA Gil Garcetti for moving the trial from Santa Monica( where murders occurred) to downtown LA. No chance of conviction in downtown LA.
Bingo.
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
22714 posts
Posted on 4/11/24 at 11:07 am to
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Biggest fall from Grace in history….



I'd have to take Benedict Arnold.
Posted by Mud_Bone
Member since Dec 2021
2281 posts
Posted on 4/11/24 at 11:08 am to
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That Obituary gonna be wild

"Previously departed loved ones include Nicole Simpson."


quote:

Previously deheaded loved ones include Nicole Simpson.
Posted by John88
Member since Sep 2015
6243 posts
Posted on 4/11/24 at 11:08 am to
Will his hearse be a white bronco ?
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
16313 posts
Posted on 4/11/24 at 11:11 am to
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A more relevant questions: where's the white Bronco?


It popped up on Pawn Stars a while back. A guy was trying to sell it to Rick, but IIRC he didn't buy it because the guy wanted too much.

Found it:
YouTube Link
This post was edited on 4/11/24 at 11:13 am
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
51531 posts
Posted on 4/11/24 at 11:14 am to
quote:

Hell of a life he lived:

Heisman
Pro football
Actor
Author
Killed his wife

Dude lived the American dream.


Don't forget the ~9 years he spent in prison for kidnapping, assault, and robbery.
This post was edited on 4/11/24 at 11:15 am
Posted by PacoPicopiedra
1 Ft. Above Sea Level
Member since Apr 2012
1171 posts
Posted on 4/11/24 at 11:17 am to
quote:

Will his hearse be a white bronco ?




Babylon Bee
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
43184 posts
Posted on 4/11/24 at 11:19 am to
Ronald Goldman’s dad is probably having a nice drink today.
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