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Wildlife biologists in south Florida have discovered a way to bust up python orgies.
Posted on 3/4/24 at 12:30 pm
Posted on 3/4/24 at 12:30 pm
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It happened Feb. 21 on public land in Collier County, and far more startling is the fact two mating balls were discovered in one day. In all, 11 pythons were caught — one more than 16 feet long — bringing the tally to 500 pounds of snake.
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Both mating balls were found when conservancy staff put implants in male “scout snakes,” set them free, and followed the signals to remote areas where people seldom tread.
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It was a pair of python bachelors named Hisstopher and George that led Bartoszek and the team to the mating balls on Feb. 21. George was never seen that day, as he remained hidden underground, but his tracker led the team to the first mating ball, which included two males of around 45 pounds each and a 16-foot, 125-pound female, he says.
A far-bigger pile of snakes was found an hour later, when Bartoszek, biologist Ian Easterling and two assistants tracked down Hisstopher, he says.
The writhing mound was a stunning 7 feet wide, with heads and tails in every direction. The snakes appeared in no hurry to escape, which allowed the team to closely study the ball. It contained five males in the 30-pound range, and a 14-foot, 85-pound female. Two additional males were found lounging not far away. Among the details the team found interesting was where the snakes had chosen to mate. “The snakes were huddled together in a sunny patch of forest surrounded by ferns.”
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This post was edited on 3/4/24 at 12:32 pm
Posted on 3/4/24 at 12:36 pm to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
The OT really is a one stop shop for anything somebody could want
Posted on 3/4/24 at 12:38 pm to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
Need Fishing Garrett to yoink all these pythons out
I love his videos
I love his videos
Posted on 3/4/24 at 12:40 pm to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
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Two additional males were found lounging not far away
Damn, even nature has guys willing to sit in the cuck chair
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The snakes appeared in no hurry to escape, which allowed the team to closely study the ball.
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This post was edited on 3/4/24 at 12:42 pm
Posted on 3/4/24 at 12:40 pm to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
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The writhing mound was a stunning 7 feet wide, with heads and tails in every direction. The snakes appeared in no hurry to escape, which allowed the team to closely study the ball.
Perverts.
Posted on 3/4/24 at 12:40 pm to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
InB4 poon is undefeated
Posted on 3/4/24 at 12:42 pm to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
Sooo...
Hopefully they placed some explosives inside of the piles and ended to whole ordeal???
Hopefully they placed some explosives inside of the piles and ended to whole ordeal???
Posted on 3/4/24 at 12:46 pm to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
quote:5 males and one 85 lb female. I think I've seen this somewhere before
It contained five males in the 30-pound range, and a 14-foot, 85-pound female
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This post was edited on 3/4/24 at 12:48 pm
Posted on 3/4/24 at 12:49 pm to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
I have wondered why Florida only has python bounties a couple times a year. I learned the answer to that question recently.
A while back India wanted to try to cull cobras in and around towns and villages. So, they instituted a bounty on dead cobras. That bounty was paid for every cobra presented to authorities.
What dickered the system? Well, a few enterprising Indian rednecks figured out that they could have a relatively endless supply of cobras if they just started breeding them. So, cobra farms became a thing. It took a while, but the government caught on to the hustle and ended the bounty. What happened then? Well, the Indian baws released their now worthless cobras into the wild. That resulted in a population boom and even more cobras in the very areas they were trying to rid of the snakes.
A while back India wanted to try to cull cobras in and around towns and villages. So, they instituted a bounty on dead cobras. That bounty was paid for every cobra presented to authorities.
What dickered the system? Well, a few enterprising Indian rednecks figured out that they could have a relatively endless supply of cobras if they just started breeding them. So, cobra farms became a thing. It took a while, but the government caught on to the hustle and ended the bounty. What happened then? Well, the Indian baws released their now worthless cobras into the wild. That resulted in a population boom and even more cobras in the very areas they were trying to rid of the snakes.
Posted on 3/4/24 at 12:55 pm to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
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It contained five males in the 30-pound range, and a 14-foot, 85-pound female.
I'm sure her parents must be proud...
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Two additional males were found lounging not far away.
No doubt smoking a cigarette.
This post was edited on 3/4/24 at 12:57 pm
Posted on 3/4/24 at 1:08 pm to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
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python bachelors named Hisstopher and George
George got screwed on his name
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Posted on 3/4/24 at 1:10 pm to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
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Wildlife biologists in south Florida have discovered a way to bust up python orgies.
"Aight, which one of you bitches brought the black mamba to the party?"
This post was edited on 3/4/24 at 1:12 pm
Posted on 3/4/24 at 1:10 pm to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
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Among the details the team found interesting was where the snakes had chosen to mate. “The snakes were huddled together in a sunny patch of forest surrounded by ferns.”
They wanted a little privacy and would have gotten it if it wasn't for you meddling kids.
Posted on 3/4/24 at 1:11 pm to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
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n all, 11 pythons were caught — one more than 16 feet long — bringing the tally to 500 pounds of snake.
God invented grenades for a reason.
Posted on 3/4/24 at 1:30 pm to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
I have an irrational hate for all the retards that caused pythons to inhabit the Everglades
Posted on 3/4/24 at 1:50 pm to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
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Wildlife biologists in south Florida have discovered a way to bust up python orgies.
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Both mating balls were found when conservancy staff put implants in male “scout snakes,” set them free, and followed the signals to remote areas where people seldom tread.
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You definitely don't kill the males that have the tracking device. You let them go and find you another female.
This is not some new “discovery” in wildlife biology or management. A “Judas” (not a “scout”) has been used for attempts at controlling all sorts of unwanted pests, from goats to pigs.
And you definitely leave the Judas out there to go on to find the next group.
Posted on 3/4/24 at 3:09 pm to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
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two mating balls
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one more than 16 feet long
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500 pounds of snake
:giggity:
Posted on 3/4/24 at 3:12 pm to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
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when conservancy staff put implants in male “scout snakes,”
What is this? Something like an apple air tag?
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Posted on 3/4/24 at 3:23 pm to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
Stop looking at me.
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