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re: Florida Woman Naked Rampage

Posted on 1/30/24 at 4:02 pm to
Posted by tigerinexile
NYC
Member since Sep 2004
1274 posts
Posted on 1/30/24 at 4:02 pm to
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masturbating in front of deputies


Stroking a peen or flicking a bean?
Posted by Zendog
Santa Barbara
Member since Feb 2019
4520 posts
Posted on 1/30/24 at 4:14 pm to
sorry for partying
Posted by OK Roughneck
The Sooner State
Member since Aug 2021
9545 posts
Posted on 1/30/24 at 4:17 pm to
I would have hated to witnessed her doing all of that and it's a Hell No to hitting it.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54792 posts
Posted on 1/30/24 at 4:20 pm to
If you have a paper bag closer, it is even easier.
Posted by geauxengineering
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2015
263 posts
Posted on 1/30/24 at 4:22 pm to
GUILTY
Posted by Boudreauboudreaugoly
Land of the Rice n Son
Member since Oct 2017
1178 posts
Posted on 1/30/24 at 4:31 pm to


Please, no, please make it stop!
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
41204 posts
Posted on 1/30/24 at 4:37 pm to
Coulda been worse and be another teacher/student deal.
Posted by GetmorewithLes
UK Basketball Fan
Member since Jan 2011
19120 posts
Posted on 1/30/24 at 4:52 pm to
After I read half the first paragraph I had already figured out this was a Florida story…
Posted by Syd
Member since Sep 2012
2973 posts
Posted on 1/30/24 at 4:59 pm to
That’s not legit though.
Posted by Liberator
Ephesians 6:10-16
Member since Jul 2020
8749 posts
Posted on 1/30/24 at 5:03 pm to
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Bonus. WYHI?


Yes.

With a rolled up newspaper and rabies shot.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64810 posts
Posted on 1/30/24 at 5:23 pm to
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That’s the quintessential it’s 3 AM, the bar is closing, the lights are dim, you’re hammered, and none of your friends will find out slump buster.
This post was edited on 1/30/24 at 5:27 pm
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29453 posts
Posted on 1/30/24 at 5:39 pm to
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Looks like Lars Ulrich.
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
45214 posts
Posted on 1/30/24 at 5:42 pm to
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See, this woman is a pro. She knew that she would catch criminal charges for all of that, but she also knew that if she threw in a little masturbation in front of the cops, then this whole thing gets chalked up to a psych issue and she gets off easy, if you’ll pardon the pun.



Nah, go look at her facebook linked below. This chick is double bat shite crazy. It is actually pretty funny.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
12519 posts
Posted on 1/30/24 at 6:06 pm to
From disturbing the peace to masturbating for police, full day.
Posted by SpotCheckBilly
Member since May 2020
6559 posts
Posted on 1/30/24 at 6:14 pm to
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naked woman wielding a sharp-edged vegetable peeler

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threatened convenience store workers,

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destroyed a Red Bull display,

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and masturbated in front of sheriff’s deputies before being taken into custody



Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65920 posts
Posted on 1/30/24 at 6:34 pm to
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A naked woman
quote:

wielding a sharp-edged vegetable peeler
This post was edited on 1/30/24 at 6:41 pm
Posted by morganwadefan
TN
Member since May 2023
209 posts
Posted on 1/30/24 at 6:53 pm to
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“wielding a sharp-edged vegetable peeler”

So, I wouldn’t need a tetanus shot because it wasn’t dull and rusty??
Posted by RustyDaDog
BAOK
Member since Mar 2023
501 posts
Posted on 1/30/24 at 7:55 pm to
wNhi
Posted by Sam Quint
Member since Sep 2022
4783 posts
Posted on 1/30/24 at 7:59 pm to
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Bonus. WYHI?

I'm not proud of it but I'm not above it
Posted by This GUN for HIRE
Member since May 2022
2975 posts
Posted on 1/30/24 at 8:02 pm to
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