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What do you do when someone accidentally spits at you while speaking to you?
Posted on 9/30/23 at 9:43 am
Posted on 9/30/23 at 9:43 am
I kind of feel bad for them because it’s probably embarrassing.
I hit ‘em with the old line: “I want the news, not the weather”
Second option: pretend it didn’t happen
I hit ‘em with the old line: “I want the news, not the weather”
Second option: pretend it didn’t happen
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Posted on 9/30/23 at 9:45 am to Undertow
I make sure my mask is pulled up over my nose so that I am protected
Posted on 9/30/23 at 9:46 am to Undertow
Duck
Posted on 9/30/23 at 9:49 am to Undertow
I never understood the need to call people out for accidental embarrassing things
They know it happened you know it happened move on nobody is hurt
Especially an acquaintance or in public
Such a dick move to unilaterally rail on someone in public
Now if it’s an old friend go ahead rib away
They know it happened you know it happened move on nobody is hurt
Especially an acquaintance or in public
Such a dick move to unilaterally rail on someone in public
Now if it’s an old friend go ahead rib away
Posted on 9/30/23 at 9:50 am to Undertow
Ask them if they provide a towel with their shower
Posted on 9/30/23 at 9:50 am to Undertow
A good Kramer reaction always works.
Posted on 9/30/23 at 9:50 am to Undertow
If it was accidental I’d probably just make a passing comment about it to put them at ease and let them know it isn’t a huge deal.
Posted on 9/30/23 at 9:51 am to Undertow
Ignore it, like an adult
Unless its a close buddy, then tease them about it, like a 10 year old
Unless its a close buddy, then tease them about it, like a 10 year old
Posted on 9/30/23 at 9:52 am to Undertow
Shoot them
Posted on 9/30/23 at 9:52 am to Undertow
Your mom is definitely NOT a spitter
IYKYK
IYKYK
Posted on 9/30/23 at 9:57 am to Undertow
I take it as a sign of the ultimate disrespect. I take it always as intentional and commence to swinging. Ask Maw-Maw. She FAFO. Shes gone now, but it never happened again.
Posted on 9/30/23 at 10:00 am to Undertow
I usually say, “Whoa, are you up to date on your rabies shots?” 
Posted on 9/30/23 at 10:00 am to Undertow
Wipe the spit slowly off my face and rub it suggestively on my left nipple. (I'm right handed, so the left is just easier)
This post was edited on 9/30/23 at 10:01 am
Posted on 9/30/23 at 10:02 am to Undertow
Say it don't spray it.
Posted on 9/30/23 at 10:03 am to Undertow
How big of knuckles does the offender have?
Posted on 9/30/23 at 10:03 am to Undertow
Take a step back.
Posted on 9/30/23 at 10:07 am to Undertow
Depends who.
Some dude I don’t know, I’ll say something
Some dude who I’m trying to close a $20 million dollar deal with, all good bro
Some dude I don’t know, I’ll say something
Some dude who I’m trying to close a $20 million dollar deal with, all good bro
Posted on 9/30/23 at 10:10 am to Undertow
Punch them in the dick
Posted on 9/30/23 at 10:18 am to Undertow
I don't stand close enough for that to happen.
This post was edited on 9/30/23 at 10:19 am
Posted on 9/30/23 at 10:23 am to Undertow
“Say it, don’t spray it”
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