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El Segundo Guy
| Favorite team: | Missouri |
| Location: | 1-866-DHS-2-ICE |
| Biography: | Holding down the fort |
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| Number of Posts: | 11702 |
| Registered on: | 8/19/2014 |
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re: Baws, I just bought $1k of shrooms
Posted by El Segundo Guy on 7/5/26 at 9:00 pm to SuperSaint
You can call me whatever the hell you want. It doesn't bother me, i promise tou. At least I can say I did it my way and didn't if et ahead because of my in laws.
re: Baws, I just bought $1k of shrooms
Posted by El Segundo Guy on 7/5/26 at 8:47 pm to El Segundo Guy
At the Hog's Breath if anyone wants to check knuckles or get fooked up.
Baws, I just bought $1k of shrooms
Posted by El Segundo Guy on 7/5/26 at 8:45 pm
Anyone around Key West want to see the best shite you've ever seen?
re: Can she be fixed? Florida woman
Posted by El Segundo Guy on 7/5/26 at 5:42 pm to Shorter Yards
No. Hell no.
Too many women around to try to rehab a psycho.
Too many women around to try to rehab a psycho.
re: Mexicans take 4th of July celebrations to new levels
Posted by El Segundo Guy on 7/5/26 at 11:09 am to S
Shithole countries get fired up for commie ball like it's the most important thing in the lives. More to follow at 10.
re: PTSD sucks on the 4th
Posted by El Segundo Guy on 7/4/26 at 9:13 pm to SecGamer
I just pretend the noise is from my Abrams tank firing 120 mm sabot rounds of freedom. I slept many nights next to tanks firing all n8ght and Palafin howitzers doing their gun bunny shite.
The 120mm tracers made it look like the greatest fireworks show on the planet.
I'd give anything to jump my old arse on an Abrams again and deliver freedom one main gun round at a time.
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more"
The 120mm tracers made it look like the greatest fireworks show on the planet.
I'd give anything to jump my old arse on an Abrams again and deliver freedom one main gun round at a time.
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more"
re: Heading in to DC for the festivities right now
Posted by El Segundo Guy on 7/4/26 at 6:14 pm to LSU Jax
Have fun. It should be a good show. My brother is down there from his hous3 in Reston.
re: When at a diner do you use the tabletop condiments?
Posted by El Segundo Guy on 7/4/26 at 5:48 pm to HogBalls
Once you've eaten meals in the desert standing up wuth your paper plate sitting on the front slope of an Abrams main battle tank and the shitty food is crunchy because the sand blowing around and you're hot, tired and in a shithole Middle East country and you weren't able to wash your hands after refueling 100 gallons of JP-8 into your killing machine, you quickly get over your aversion to germs.
I now have the immune system of something like a cockroach.
I now have the immune system of something like a cockroach.
re: America the Beautiful - Name something you're grateful for as an American citizen.
Posted by El Segundo Guy on 7/4/26 at 5:33 pm to Recognizable Poster
The 2nd Amendment
re: Who else has to dope their dog up for fireworks.
Posted by El Segundo Guy on 7/4/26 at 5:31 pm to wm72
quote:
The older dogs get, the worse it seems to bother them.
My 10 year old English Bulldog, that will be 11 in October is pretty damn old for an English. She doesn't give a damn about fireworks. But she's used to hanging out on the front porch with me while I smoke a joint and shoot my arsenal of firearms on a regular basis. She actually loves when I grab my 12 gauge pump to blast critters from my front porch.
Now my 2 cats are a different story, they haul asd inside th3 automatic pet door and hide under a bed.
re: We peaked as a society in the 80s
Posted by El Segundo Guy on 7/4/26 at 1:15 am to BilJ
I was born in 75. As a kid in the early and mid 80s, life was great. It was fantastic.
I wish kids of today could experience the world I grew up in as a kid.
I wish kids of today could experience the world I grew up in as a kid.
re: 250 4th of July go nuts thread
Posted by El Segundo Guy on 7/4/26 at 1:07 am to Spankum
It's muggy, no doubt. But it's still not as hot as SE Oklahoma where I sweat my butt off working on my land everyday.
re: 250 4th of July go nuts thread
Posted by El Segundo Guy on 7/3/26 at 11:14 pm to DoUrden
I'm getting drinking and swimming in the VRBO pool in Key West after eating and drinking at Old Town Tavern's late night happy hour in Key West.
Fixing to make one hell of a scene here for the 250rh. It's almost 12:15 and I may or may not need to take some Adderall to stay up for the next 24 hours.
Fixing to make one hell of a scene here for the 250rh. It's almost 12:15 and I may or may not need to take some Adderall to stay up for the next 24 hours.
re: How much cash do you keep in your checking account
Posted by El Segundo Guy on 7/3/26 at 11:52 am to DoUrden
I have plentybof other ways my money is making money. My cash in my safe backs what i do, just like the gold in Ft Knox used to back the dollar bills in your pocket.
And i don't want the gubmint or anyone else knowing how much I have and what i might use it for.
And i don't want the gubmint or anyone else knowing how much I have and what i might use it for.
re: How much cash do you keep in your checking account
Posted by El Segundo Guy on 7/3/26 at 11:48 am to Obi Wan Ryobi
Cash in checking? A few thousand, I don't keep much in it.
But I keep a lot of cash on hand in my safe and over $200k in a easily accessible HYSA with no penalties or withdrawal fees.
But I keep a lot of cash on hand in my safe and over $200k in a easily accessible HYSA with no penalties or withdrawal fees.
re: MURICA!!! Who else is ALL IN on the 250 July 4th!?!
Posted by El Segundo Guy on 7/1/26 at 11:53 am to CAD703X
I'm going to be staying at Key West for a week starting Friday. Looking forward to celebrating the 250th at the continental US's southernmost point.
re: Sardis Lake has alligators?
Posted by El Segundo Guy on 6/30/26 at 8:43 am to State Bird
Oklahoma also has a Sardis Lake. It also has a Lake Eufala like Alabama.
The Choctaws and Chickasaws used the same names for those lakes in Oklahoma as they did back in their traditional home lands of Alabama and Mississippi.
:csb:
The Choctaws and Chickasaws used the same names for those lakes in Oklahoma as they did back in their traditional home lands of Alabama and Mississippi.
:csb:
re: Let's Check in on the California Ocean Front Rebuild
Posted by El Segundo Guy on 6/30/26 at 8:08 am to el Gaucho
shite man. Drywall isn't the problem.
Their sewer pipe was leaking in their crawlspace. The house was growing mold everywhere. They had to trash 90% of their belongings and the house has been down to the studs since January and they probably won't even be able to submit for a building permit for a couple more months.
Their sewer pipe was leaking in their crawlspace. The house was growing mold everywhere. They had to trash 90% of their belongings and the house has been down to the studs since January and they probably won't even be able to submit for a building permit for a couple more months.
re: “Las Vegas” NP Fraudulently Bills Medicare for ~$900M. Gets $300M
Posted by El Segundo Guy on 6/30/26 at 6:50 am to the808bass
They're all eaten up with fraud.
Home health companies are running the most rampant fraud in my opinion.
Home health companies are running the most rampant fraud in my opinion.
re: Let's Check in on the California Ocean Front Rebuild
Posted by El Segundo Guy on 6/30/26 at 6:48 am to TheOcean
My SIL and her husband live fairly close to the beach on the Redondo Beach-Torrance town border there in LA county.
They had severe mold in their house due to a sewer leak under their house (totally unrelated to the fires). They've been living in a $5k per month rent house since January and they haven't even been able to submit for a permit to the county yet. They're still playing dick around games with the GC and the architect. At this rate, it will be 2 years before they can move back into their house.
They had severe mold in their house due to a sewer leak under their house (totally unrelated to the fires). They've been living in a $5k per month rent house since January and they haven't even been able to submit for a permit to the county yet. They're still playing dick around games with the GC and the architect. At this rate, it will be 2 years before they can move back into their house.
re: Retired now 6 weeks and f-ing love it!!
Posted by El Segundo Guy on 6/29/26 at 8:33 am to Toroballistic
Enjoy it. I stopped working 6 years ago and it's awesome.
I build furniture and other woodworking projects and I fish. Stay busy with productive hobbies.
I build furniture and other woodworking projects and I fish. Stay busy with productive hobbies.
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