El Segundo Guy

Laugh, bitch. Its the truth.

I'm camping and fishing all week while you pitches are working all week.

I don’t like technology nor the government, but some of you baes drive too damn fast and need to slow down.

I googled "Iis James Talarico gay" a few times a day. I figure if enough people do it, Google will auto fill prompt it. Maybe not but whatever.

Yep. Echo CS 590 Timberwolf is the best bang for your buck all around chainsaw there is. Great saw.

ETA--if all things are fairly equal, I always choose Echo over Stihl these days. I used to own a lot of Stihl products but they aren't what they used to be. And I hate having to deal with dealers to get parts when I do all of the maintenance myself. Echo parts are much more accessible, while Stihl is stuck on their stealer network, I mean dealer network.

I have 3 KUIUs that I've taken all over the world. I like then a lot.

Squirrels can do a ridiculous amount of damage. They're rodents that will chew all kinds of crap.

A few years ago they cost me $5k damage in some vehicles. Chewed up a sensor twice in one truck and then nested inside the air duct in another truck. Had to have the dash pulled.

Now I kill them with extreme prejudice. My wife bladts them with a 12 gauge and I kill the hell out of them with a Ruger 10/22. They can stay in my woods, but if they enter my 5 acre yard, they're marked for death.

My wife drives a pos into and from work. Then we have 3 pickups (1 is 3/4 ton diesel) just for the 2 of us.

I want t9bget my wife a nice SUV vmbut we have no need for 5 cars for 2 people.

My wife got me in to a side hustle, even though i was perfectly fine just being retired. She has a deal with a realtor group and I make cutting boards and charcuterie boards for them. They pay her for then and they give the boards to clients as a house warming gift.

I'm not too excited about it because I like making furniture more than I do cutting boards, but it makes my wife happy so I do it.

I lived in El Segundo, CA after living all over the country.

Got tired of the bullagit, liquidated everything and moved to the middle of nowhere SE Oklahoma on a bunch of land. I really enjoy the peace and quiet and I can do whatever I want. No county inspections or building permits, no neighbors. I can travel wherever I want, but it's a perfect home base.

That will have to get figured out. My grandpa had 9 brothers and sisters because they farmed a lot of land in western Illinois in the early 1900s with no machinery and just 2 draft horses.

Now that can be farmed by 1 or 2 people.

5. But my go to for Koegels , Sahlens and Vienna Beef is crosshatched sliced and put in the air fryer. Great snap with the natural casing.