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re: Best tips for getting a girl to break up with you
Posted on 9/24/23 at 4:23 pm to justaniceguy
Posted on 9/24/23 at 4:23 pm to justaniceguy
Tell her you are a Trump supporter.
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Posted on 9/24/23 at 4:25 pm to justaniceguy
Asking for advice on the OT
Posted on 9/24/23 at 6:46 pm to justaniceguy
quote:
Best tips for getting a girl to break up with you
Just be myself.
Posted on 9/24/23 at 6:49 pm to justaniceguy
Tell her she has to have sex with you because you have blue balls instead of treating her in a manner that she wants to have sex with you.
Posted on 9/24/23 at 7:53 pm to Isntitobvious
Ask her to make you a sandwich. Long story there.
Posted on 9/24/23 at 8:02 pm to Will Cover
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Get married, invest more than 1/2 of your life with this person, have children, build something together and poof.
Come on, man. It happens, but not in most cases. I spent half my life with my wife, had children, built quite a lot, then spent another 27 years with her, and in about 30 minutes I’m going to see her nekkid.
Posted on 9/24/23 at 8:13 pm to dovehunter
You don't ask her to make you a sammich, you tell her.
Posted on 9/24/23 at 9:10 pm to justaniceguy
Kiss her arse
Posted on 9/24/23 at 10:22 pm to justaniceguy
Drive into a car wash with her in the vehicle. Next, fart on command until you exit the wash. Third, lock passenger window motor so she can’t get relief.
Posted on 9/24/23 at 10:31 pm to justaniceguy
Just be yourself, man
Posted on 9/24/23 at 10:31 pm to Penrod
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I spent half my life with my wife, had children, built quite a lot, then spent another 27 years with her, and in about 30 minutes I’m going to see her nekkid.
Damn baw, she must be old as cheese
Posted on 9/24/23 at 10:32 pm to dovehunter
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Ask her to make you a sandwich.
The proper phrase is “Bitch, make me a PB&J”… there is no asking involved.
Posted on 9/24/23 at 10:46 pm to GeauxxxTigers23
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This is obviously preferable but not always the best option for a number of reasons.
What reasons?
Generally, there is only one, he lacks the character and balls to do it directly.
The occasion batshit crazy chick or batshit crazy overprotective homicidal maniac relative(s) can come into play but that is almost 0.
Posted on 9/24/23 at 11:23 pm to justaniceguy
Get on a dating app and try and match with someone she knows.
Posted on 9/25/23 at 12:48 am to justaniceguy
Have an orgy with her Grannies, mom, sisters, and aunts. Oh and force her Dad and brothers to video it.
Posted on 9/25/23 at 1:21 am to justaniceguy
Tell her you’re gay. It worked for me. Now I’ve been happily married to the greatest guy on earth for the past 12 years!
Posted on 9/25/23 at 1:54 am to justaniceguy
Quit calling and don't answer her calls.
Posted on 9/25/23 at 8:17 am to rickyh
There are lots of people that are asking me why I want to have the girl break up with you first. Well, this is something I always do. There are many reasons. Sometimes they don’t get the hint and you have to do it anyways but I always like to try and get them do it first.
Well, I will list my reasons.
Warning: not for the easily offended and women probably shouldn’t read this.
It keeps the door open for sex, friendship, them hooking you up with one of their friends, If you can get them to break up with you. If you break up with them good luck doing any of this.
If the girl has a wealthy family that you might need the help of one day. It is much better if they break up with you. If the girl is wealthy herself, say a lawyer or something, and has her own connections, again, it is better if she breaks up with you. Keep the door open. Every girl that I have gotten to “end things with me” (I don’t usually actually date them) I am still in mostly good standing with. The ones that i ended things with hate my guts. That enough should be a good enough reason.
My last reason is that sometimes I like to date latinas. Nuff said. Sometimes you just can’t break up with them if you want to keep your balls or your truck intact.
I’m surprised that I really needed to lay this out for a bunch of dudes that are mostly almost twice my age. But ah well. Thanks for the responses baws. Keep em coming
Well, I will list my reasons.
Warning: not for the easily offended and women probably shouldn’t read this.
It keeps the door open for sex, friendship, them hooking you up with one of their friends, If you can get them to break up with you. If you break up with them good luck doing any of this.
If the girl has a wealthy family that you might need the help of one day. It is much better if they break up with you. If the girl is wealthy herself, say a lawyer or something, and has her own connections, again, it is better if she breaks up with you. Keep the door open. Every girl that I have gotten to “end things with me” (I don’t usually actually date them) I am still in mostly good standing with. The ones that i ended things with hate my guts. That enough should be a good enough reason.
My last reason is that sometimes I like to date latinas. Nuff said. Sometimes you just can’t break up with them if you want to keep your balls or your truck intact.
I’m surprised that I really needed to lay this out for a bunch of dudes that are mostly almost twice my age. But ah well. Thanks for the responses baws. Keep em coming
Posted on 9/25/23 at 8:17 am to justaniceguy
Does this make me a pussy? Maybe so. I don’t give a shite 
y’all do y’all baws
y’all do y’all baws 
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