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re: Best tips for getting a girl to break up with you
Posted on 9/24/23 at 10:44 am to justaniceguy
Posted on 9/24/23 at 10:44 am to justaniceguy
I defer to the sage wisdom of the late Sam Kinison on all matters regarding the handling of the opposite sex.
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Posted on 9/24/23 at 10:45 am to 1LoudTideFan
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Go to YouTube and play the Grindr message sound a few times while casually hanging out. Then play stupid.
How do you know this is a thing, if it is?
Posted on 9/24/23 at 10:45 am to MSTiger33
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Sleep with her best friend
This can make some girls more attracted to you from a competition standpoint.
Posted on 9/24/23 at 10:47 am to ob1pimpbobi
Posted on 9/24/23 at 10:53 am to KiwiHead
quote:He should’ve went for a threesome next
Knew a guy who slept with a girl's stepmother . Girl found out, confronted him and stepmother. He fessed up hoping she would say she never wanted to see him again. 3 days later she shows up drunk and they end up sleeping together again. She kept coming back.
Then the stepmother started calling
Posted on 9/24/23 at 11:01 am to justaniceguy
Go to the gym in the evening
Posted on 9/24/23 at 11:03 am to ob1pimpbobi
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Start smoking
George tried that and the prenup. Neither worked. It took the invitations to get the job done.
Posted on 9/24/23 at 11:04 am to justaniceguy
Become emotionally unavailable
That’s what my three ex wives told me
That’s what my three ex wives told me
Posted on 9/24/23 at 11:06 am to justaniceguy
Coward
Posted on 9/24/23 at 11:12 am to justaniceguy
Ignore them and cheat
Tell them their cooch isn't very good
or stinks
Tell them their cooch isn't very good
or stinks
Posted on 9/24/23 at 11:13 am to justaniceguy
Tell her she's got a hairy a$$hole.. It worked for me...
Posted on 9/24/23 at 11:18 am to Kang of Memphissippi
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How do you know this is a thing, if it is?
I’m gay lol. Most younger folks at least know the sound.
Posted on 9/24/23 at 11:19 am to 1LoudTideFan
nice 
Posted on 9/24/23 at 11:20 am to justaniceguy
Tell her she’s fat
Posted on 9/24/23 at 11:20 am to justaniceguy
Raping her is a win/win
Posted on 9/24/23 at 11:22 am to KiwiHead
quote:
Knew a guy who slept with a girl's stepmother . Girl found out, confronted him and stepmother. He fessed up hoping she would say she never wanted to see him again. 3 days later she shows up drunk and they end up sleeping together again. She kept coming back.
Then the stepmother started calling
It all backfired on him.
How do you know me?
Posted on 9/24/23 at 11:27 am to justaniceguy
Ask her to do some cooking and cleaning.
Posted on 9/24/23 at 11:31 am to Brosef Stalin
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Ask for a threesome with her brother
Terrible advice. She could say yes.
Posted on 9/24/23 at 11:33 am to justaniceguy
Tell her you slept with her mom. Or get caught in the act.
Posted on 9/24/23 at 11:34 am to justaniceguy
Hunting season is coming up. Get into hunting .. become obsessed with hunting and disappear all weekend every weekend. If you don't like hunting, pretend that you do and go to the boats, or NO, or wherever.
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