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Former military guys, what habit can you not break?

Posted on 1/31/23 at 2:56 pm
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 1/31/23 at 2:56 pm
speed eating. My wife tells me "JR, you're not in the chow hall now."
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
76563 posts
Posted on 1/31/23 at 2:58 pm to
Knife handing my kids when they get out of line
Posted by Mid Iowa Tiger
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Posted on 1/31/23 at 2:59 pm to
Speed eating is definitely one. Also, I am fatally early to everything - 10 minutes early is on time.

I still see every bag etc. in the road as a potential IED.
Posted by greenbean
USAF Retired - 31 years
Member since Feb 2019
5738 posts
Posted on 1/31/23 at 2:59 pm to
Military date (which is the best way) and the 24 hour clock. And gig lines. I was AF, so didn't get brainwashed like Army and Marines. Oh yeah, and I love military acronyms and the dark sense of humor.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56312 posts
Posted on 1/31/23 at 2:59 pm to
quote:

Also, I am fatally early to everything - 10 minutes early is on time.


This should be the case for any self-respecting baw, regardless of service.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
125759 posts
Posted on 1/31/23 at 3:01 pm to
Could you Navy guys quit the gay secks habit?
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
28536 posts
Posted on 1/31/23 at 3:01 pm to
While I have been out long enough that I can't attribute any of my eccentricities to the military it took me the longest time to quit having an entire conversation made up of nothing but acronyms and variations of the word frick. Walmart does remind me of the commissary though and occasionally I will mutter dependapotomus under my breath, partly because I love the word.
Posted by jpainter6174
Boss city
Member since Feb 2014
5925 posts
Posted on 1/31/23 at 3:01 pm to
Walking fast
Posted by TheRustyShackleford
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2017
133 posts
Posted on 1/31/23 at 3:01 pm to
I can't have my hair touching my ears.
Posted by vl100butch
Ridgeland, MS
Member since Sep 2005
35984 posts
Posted on 1/31/23 at 3:03 pm to
I would say speed eating as well...

not sure if this is strictly an Army thing, but putting creamed beef on scrambled eggs or an omlet (these days I just substitute sausage gravy over at Primos)
This post was edited on 1/31/23 at 5:58 pm
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Bayou Chico
Member since Feb 2009
54920 posts
Posted on 1/31/23 at 3:03 pm to
quote:

speed eating. My wife tells me "JR, you're not in the chow hall now."



also your wife: "wait, stay down there, I didn't say stop!"
Posted by Nutriaitch
Montegut
Member since Apr 2008
9786 posts
Posted on 1/31/23 at 3:06 pm to
quote:

I am fatally early to everything - 10 minutes early is on time.


quote:

This should be the case for any self-respecting baw, regardless of service.




agreed.

I'm not military, but I absolutely despise being late for anything.
Posted by VADawg
Wherever
Member since Nov 2011
46919 posts
Posted on 1/31/23 at 3:08 pm to
Speed eating, and I still fold clothes the way they made us fold them in boot camp. Hard habit to break
Posted by cheobode
Member since Dec 2017
1417 posts
Posted on 1/31/23 at 3:09 pm to
I'm always the first one to finish eating. Even if I try to pace myself, I'm still much faster than everyone else. I'm always 15 minutes early to everything. I still iron my clothes.

I did, however, get out of the military time mode.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
69167 posts
Posted on 1/31/23 at 3:10 pm to
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Knife handing my kids when they get out of line


^ this

ETA: and speed eating. It’s improved over the decades, but I generally still finish a meal well before my wife and kids.
This post was edited on 1/31/23 at 3:12 pm
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22291 posts
Posted on 1/31/23 at 3:10 pm to
Waking up early
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
25867 posts
Posted on 1/31/23 at 3:10 pm to
If you're not early, you're late.
Incurable insomniac, never get more than 4-6 hours sleep a night.
Hyper awareness in public settings.
Military time.
This post was edited on 1/31/23 at 3:11 pm
Posted by Mid Iowa Tiger
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Posted on 1/31/23 at 3:12 pm to
quote:

This should be the case for any self-respecting baw, regardless of service.



You must not have many Mexican/Latino friends. Those people do not mean 7:00 when they say it starts at 7:00. They mean more like 8 - 8:30 so showing up "on time" with them hosting something means I end up on the cleaning crew.

Posted by Traveler
I'm not late-I'm early for tomorrow
Member since Sep 2003
25611 posts
Posted on 1/31/23 at 3:12 pm to
I left the military with a fond respect for well shined dress shoes.
Posted by FreeState
Member since Jun 2012
3390 posts
Posted on 1/31/23 at 3:13 pm to
Clean socks. Dry feet and socks.
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