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re: 2nd straight year with the artificial tree

Posted on 11/29/22 at 8:05 am to
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69205 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 8:05 am to
I have a pre lit artificial on a rotating base. Going on year 6 once I set it up.
I don't think I'll ever get a real tree again.
Posted by TuckyTiger
Central Ky
Member since Nov 2016
271 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 8:06 am to
quote:

Years ago, I burned our Christmas in the back yard tree rather than drag it out to the street. Yea, kinda trashy but I was drinking and it was fun. That thing went up in a matter of seconds with just a match. It was scary to think what that would be like if it caught fire in the house. You have no chance if a real tree catches fire in the house. From that day on, it's been artificial.

I remember well the night a dry tree caused the death of a friend and his child when it caught fire.
Was on the FD, and still can’t unsee some scenes from that.
Give me a artificial all day every day.
This post was edited on 11/29/22 at 8:16 am
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56490 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 8:06 am to
quote:

Natural sets of my allergies, and I spend the season sick.
im gonna play this card.

Maybe one of the kids will get a runny nose too, that may seal the deal on the switch
Posted by dsides
Member since Jan 2013
5404 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 8:31 am to
quote:

I actually enjoy that process as part of tradition and especially going to pick out a tree. I am guessing you replaced your grass with artificial turf in your yard to avoid cutting or having it


I used to enjoy the process of going to blockbuster to rent a movie as well…..
Posted by lsu777
Lake Charles
Member since Jan 2004
31441 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 8:35 am to
quote:

I actually enjoy that process as part of tradition and especially going to pick out a tree. I am guessing you replaced your grass with artificial turf in your yard to avoid cutting or having it cut?


i did a good portion of the back yard and in a couple years i plan to finish the rest of the back yard as a large putting greeen in turf.

if i could afford it, i would replace all my grass with turf.

looks better, more comfortable, drains better etc
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83630 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 8:38 am to
I like my real tree

artificial just feels so...artificial

Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
78067 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 8:41 am to
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Let me give you baws a game changer. Put casters on the bottom of it. Leave that shite decorated and roll it into the closet every year. Plug N Play


I tried. Wife not having it. Says it kills the fun of decorating
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56490 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 8:44 am to
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I am guessing you replaced your grass with artificial turf in your yard to avoid cutting or having it cut?
I haven’t seen anyone bring sod in to use as area rugs. Even during Easter.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27483 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 8:46 am to
quote:

My wife has been looking at import SUVs


If you really want to buy american, support the one who has a plant closest to you.

I try to buy only things that are made here in America. And I will only buy China if there is no other option. I don't care if the cost is twice as much and just to get something made in Mexico instead of china, I'll do it.
Posted by terriblegreen
Souf Badden Rewage
Member since Aug 2011
9670 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 8:47 am to
I will have a real tree until I die.
Posted by RealityTiger
Geismar, LA
Member since Jan 2010
20452 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 8:52 am to
quote:

I am guessing you replaced your grass with artificial turf in your yard to avoid cutting or having it cut?
Now THAT is a bad analogy.
Posted by td1
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2015
2840 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 8:59 am to
We switched to the same thing about 5 or 6 years ago. I got tired of throwing 300 to 400 for 10 to 12 every year. Ours is heavy as shite too, but it beats the hell out of babysitting and cleaning up after live tree. Big plus on not having to F around with the lights, wait for one to be delivered, or play Clark Griswold wrestling the SOB in and out the house.
Posted by Cajunhawk81
Member since Jan 2021
2511 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 9:03 am to
I've held out as long as possible. We paid $75 for a shitty tree because I wasn't dumping $150 into a decent tree and the costs just keep going up. This is the last year. Fake tree going forward
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
21578 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 9:04 am to
I will not participate in the erection nor decoration of an artificial tree. I'd rather just project a photo of one on the wall, much like the outdoor Xmas light projectors. If that ever happens at my house, beneath the tree will be red and green envelopes only with gift cards in place of real gifts. Also, Xmas meal will be thawed out John Folse frozen gumbo with minute rice, Walmart pre-made potato salad and frozen french bread.
Posted by TigerTatorTots
The Safeshore
Member since Jul 2009
80803 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 9:15 am to
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And it’s so easy. I highly recommend.
I went pre-lit artificial ~6 years ago and will never go back to real.
Posted by Traveler
I'm not late-I'm early for tomorrow
Member since Sep 2003
24275 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 9:19 am to
I have seen some artificial trees that actually looked pretty good.

This wasn't one of them
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
350,000 Post Karma
Member since Aug 2013
7721 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 9:34 am to
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Let me give you baws a game changer. Put casters on the bottom of it. Leave that shite decorated and roll it into the closet every year. Plug N Play


We wrap ours with cellophane wrap and carry it up to the attic. Have 3 trees we do this way.
Posted by TCO
Member since Jul 2022
2526 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 9:39 am to
The best thing about an artificial tree is being able to buy a tree that is shaped for your specific needs. i.e. a skinny tree for small spaces, extra tall tree for high ceilings, etc.

Downside is 1) no fresh cut smell 2) losing the fun of picking out a tree with the kiddos
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Malibu
Member since Sep 2013
29177 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 9:41 am to
Fake tree 4 life. I just laugh at those suckers hauling real trees home and dealing with that mess.
Posted by TheRouxGuru
Member since Nov 2019
8467 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 9:44 am to
I’m surprise nobody has mentioned the worst part of having an artificial tree…..


Trying to get that motherfricker back in the original box





Also, has OWEO showed up to give us his four paragraph essay on real vs fake trees?

This thread is incomplete until we get his feelings on this matter
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