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re: Official Yellowstone Season 5 Thread

Posted on 12/20/22 at 5:53 am to
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 12/20/22 at 5:53 am to
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John Dutton is worried about genetics of his hamburger meat. I am kind of amazed he even still had a ranch. Guy clearly has no idea how to sort out priorities.

He raises cattle to give him something to do. Not actually make money. That's clear.


Also like his “who are they?”reaction when Beth shows him the 6666 website. They’re just one of the most iconic ranches in the world. And the ranch you exiled meth head Jimmy to a few seasons ago. But I understand why you don’t know who they are .
And no rancher raising beef cattle would ever think of direct marketing. Especially given its success for other ranches. Oh that’s right, you don’t know any other ranches.

Also, wht are the chances ole Beth calls the 800 # to order beef at the 6666 and the person answering the phone just vomits all that info?
Posted by BHTiger
Charleston
Member since Dec 2017
5184 posts
Posted on 12/20/22 at 6:57 am to
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She’s like a sack of potatoes below the belt bruh



The barrel racer or the singer?
Posted by gameovergt
Orange Park, FL via Stevenson, AL
Member since Nov 2010
1963 posts
Posted on 12/20/22 at 7:07 am to
Barrel Racer is smoking hot. She has bikini pics.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
66622 posts
Posted on 12/20/22 at 7:16 am to
Laramie ( barrel racer)





Lainey Wilson (singer)



Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
66622 posts
Posted on 12/20/22 at 7:19 am to
I know this is common knowledge but, stumbled across Coyote Ugly last night



Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
53544 posts
Posted on 12/20/22 at 7:19 am to
The barrel racer

She looks like a real life barrel racer believe it or not
Posted by grizzlylongcut
Member since Sep 2021
9869 posts
Posted on 12/20/22 at 7:34 am to
The barrel racer is straight fire. The singer could be but she needs to unhitch that trailer she’s carrying.
Posted by Hog Zealot
On the Flats
Member since Mar 2012
1630 posts
Posted on 12/20/22 at 7:34 am to
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conservation easement that was one page


The legal description of the land alone, would be more than one page. Writing the metes and bounds would absolutely suck.

Starting at the southwest corner of the northwest quarter of the the southeast section line of section 47. Thence travel 52,534 feet along a bearing of N 57* 33’ 25” W to a stream. Thence following the contour of the stream meandering approximately 22,756 feet to a point….etc.

That’s nightmare fuel for a land surveyor.

Edit I can’t spell. See I told you it would suck!
This post was edited on 12/20/22 at 7:38 am
Posted by Zephyrius
Wharton, La.
Member since Dec 2004
8012 posts
Posted on 12/20/22 at 8:03 am to
Why is Beth only now bitching about the business model?

She's even stated previously that her purpose is to the keep the shitty business model alive for as long as John Dutton is alive.

And the cowboy/ singer breakup is a microcosm of the unimaginative lazy writing of this show.
This post was edited on 12/20/22 at 8:11 am
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
22384 posts
Posted on 12/20/22 at 8:16 am to
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Also like his “who are they?”reaction when Beth shows him the 6666 website. They’re just one of the most iconic ranches in the world. And the ranch you exiled meth head Jimmy to a few seasons ago. But I understand why you don’t know who they are .
And no rancher raising beef cattle would ever think of direct marketing. Especially given its success for other ranches. Oh that’s right, you don’t know any other ranches.

Also, wht are the chances ole Beth calls the 800 # to order beef at the 6666 and the person answering the phone just vomits all that info?


Ok this made me laugh. That really is horrible writing.
Posted by TeddyPadillac
Member since Dec 2010
26039 posts
Posted on 12/20/22 at 8:21 am to
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Barrel Racer is smoking hot. She has bikini pics.



well.......
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
66622 posts
Posted on 12/20/22 at 8:29 am to
Posted by Leonard
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2014
4254 posts
Posted on 12/20/22 at 8:36 am to
What happened to the show horse that was making millions of dollars touring the country? Did the kid break its legs too?

Also the folks at reddit astutely observed that Beth's perusing of the 6666 beef site was no mistake, since Sheridan is a co-owner of the Ranch. Nothing like a little free marketing...
This post was edited on 12/20/22 at 8:40 am
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
22384 posts
Posted on 12/20/22 at 8:39 am to


So many forgotten story lines. Someone needs to do a comprehensive list of these.
Posted by DiamondDog
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2019
10677 posts
Posted on 12/20/22 at 8:41 am to
Taylor Sheridan convinced John to put up a couple million for him go travel around and compete with.

Sheridan loaded up the horses and drove himself out the plot, never to be heard of again.

Not a problem. John forgot about it anyway and the millions he invested.
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
16311 posts
Posted on 12/20/22 at 8:45 am to
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So many forgotten story lines. Someone needs to do a comprehensive list of these.



I told my wife this week as bad as this series is, at least there hasn't been any gay shite thrown in yet. At least none that I remember. But there's been so many story lines, I may have forgotten about it.
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 12/20/22 at 8:50 am to
Wonder why they have never mentioned O&G as a source of income for the YS? It’s certainly a
Factor for other affluent ranches. Most beef operations are pretty stark by comparison. The YS would have to have a better income source or multiple revenue streams to have and maintain that level of opulence.
Posted by grizzlylongcut
Member since Sep 2021
9869 posts
Posted on 12/20/22 at 8:50 am to
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I told my wife this week as bad as this series is, at least there hasn't been any gay shite thrown in yet.


Oh just wait, I guarantee you it’s coming.
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
22384 posts
Posted on 12/20/22 at 8:51 am to
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John forgot about it anyway and the millions he invested.


You guys are killing me this morning.
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
22384 posts
Posted on 12/20/22 at 8:56 am to
She was a smokehouse. Still hot for her age too.
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