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Just a list of useless crap you find around the house and you don't know why.

Posted on 9/17/22 at 9:40 pm
Posted by DiamondDog
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2019
10605 posts
Posted on 9/17/22 at 9:40 pm
1. Handwash soap that is neither anti-bacterial or degreaser. What is even the purpose?

2. Oil filter pliers. How I have acquired three of these I have no idea. Much less know why I have a pair in my kitchen.

I think my wife thinks they're tongs.

3. Small trash cans. Every room has a trash can. Every bathroom has a baby trashcan. If you're putting crap wipes or other waste, why would you want to put it in such a small trash can where you could possibly touch other trash when you're putting in new trash?

Also, lovebugs. Why?
Posted by WhiskeyThrottle
Weatherford Tx
Member since Nov 2017
5350 posts
Posted on 9/17/22 at 9:41 pm to
I have about 10 tape measure. They’re not useless but I can never find a single one when I need it. Run across at least half of them when I’m not looking for them.
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
40191 posts
Posted on 9/17/22 at 9:42 pm to
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Just a list of useless crap you find around the house and you don't know why.



My girlfriend
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
17061 posts
Posted on 9/17/22 at 9:43 pm to
I fricking hated that my mom had all those trash cans throughout the house.

Have 1 trash can in my house and it’s by the kitchen. Each day, it gets taken out. I’m not leaving trash in my bathroom
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41714 posts
Posted on 9/17/22 at 9:43 pm to
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1. Handwash soap that is neither anti-bacterial or degreaser. What is even the purpose?

Do you even Fall, baw? My wife just spent over $100 on marshmallow, pumpkin, and fireside roasting scented candles and soaps. Neither serve any purpose other than to make other women walk inside our house, take a deep breath, and say “OMG, I love how your house smells!!! What is it???!”
Posted by Rhino5
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2014
28907 posts
Posted on 9/17/22 at 9:47 pm to
My attic is full of useless seasonal shite that has been baking up there for years.

The wife wants me to drag it out when one of her idiot friends post something on Facebook.

Women do not know what they want, and should be contained.
Posted by BlackCoffeeKid
Member since Mar 2016
11739 posts
Posted on 9/17/22 at 9:51 pm to
Phone/Electronics chargers that are now useless because they keep changing the design every year.
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
65501 posts
Posted on 9/17/22 at 10:03 pm to
Wicker baskets
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
51381 posts
Posted on 9/17/22 at 10:12 pm to
I downsized to 1,100 sq ft. The biggest benefit is that there is no room for useless crap, so I can waste my money on other shite now
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167499 posts
Posted on 9/17/22 at 10:14 pm to
I had gotten rid of a ton of useless stuff when I moved to CA but then I met my wife who has more crap than any person should. Moving back to LA was easy for me but her crap cost a lot to move. I have finally convinced her that there is no need to hold onto TVs from 15 years ago that we will never use. About to have a fall clean out and get rid of a ton of crap.

I am bad about duplicate tools because if I can't find it and I need one for whatever I am working on I will just go buy one. Not just small tools either.

I have been selling some of it for pretty cheap on Facebook. Got rid of a few miter saws, band saws, etc.
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
78062 posts
Posted on 9/17/22 at 10:16 pm to
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Handwash soap that is neither anti-bacterial or degreaser. What is even the purpose?


Antibacterial soap isn't good for you anyway
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11256 posts
Posted on 9/17/22 at 10:18 pm to
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Handwash soap that is neither anti-bacterial or degreaser. What is even the purpose?


This is weird. Washing hands with regular soap & water works well for general germs.
This post was edited on 9/17/22 at 10:19 pm
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
78062 posts
Posted on 9/17/22 at 10:19 pm to
My wife spend $250/mo in makeup and $50/mo in essential oils
Posted by tigergirl10
Member since Jul 2019
10323 posts
Posted on 9/17/22 at 10:20 pm to
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why would you want to put it in such a small trash can where you could possibly touch other trash when you're putting in new trash?
If you have women in your life, do you want a 30-40 gallon trash can filled with months old used feminine hygiene products?
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114040 posts
Posted on 9/17/22 at 10:23 pm to
I have more flashlights than I realize.

They are not useless, its always good to have them around, but it seems like I always find one when I am looking for something else.

I have a lot of decks of cards & dice.

There is one items I always think I have, but they seem to not be around when I need them. Pens.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 9/17/22 at 10:23 pm to
Crusty tissue and empty lotion bottles
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76541 posts
Posted on 9/17/22 at 10:30 pm to
antiquetiger on his way to your house
Posted by chryso
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
11926 posts
Posted on 9/17/22 at 10:53 pm to
Why do you want antibacterial soap?
Posted by bamaguy17
Member since Jul 2022
745 posts
Posted on 9/18/22 at 6:35 am to
For some reason we have 3 of those foldable metal bed frames. Where did those come from? We’ve never used them and never will but we can’t get rid of them “just in case.”
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119475 posts
Posted on 9/18/22 at 7:03 am to
I have no idea of my wife's home organization. I know where the shower is, my closet, my outdoor equipment and my grill. The rest, you would have to ask her.
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