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People that hit other vehicles with their car doors.

Posted on 4/30/22 at 12:25 pm
Posted by Morpheus
In your Dreams
Member since Apr 2022
4286 posts
Posted on 4/30/22 at 12:25 pm
That falls into a get your arse beat category. Don’t ever do it.
If your fat arse can’t get out or Jaxson and Brittany can’t get out without doing it park elsewhere.

/Rant
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 4/30/22 at 12:25 pm to
Quit being lazy and park farther from the store away from other people
This post was edited on 4/30/22 at 12:26 pm
Posted by johnnydrama
Possibly Trashy
Member since Feb 2010
8711 posts
Posted on 4/30/22 at 12:27 pm to
I park as far away as possible and get some exercise walking to the store.
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
13986 posts
Posted on 4/30/22 at 12:30 pm to
The problem is that some people don’t understand that you sometimes have to slither out of your car

They have to throw the door wide open or they can’t get out
Posted by Sal Minio
17th Street Canal
Member since Sep 2006
4182 posts
Posted on 4/30/22 at 12:31 pm to
quote:

That falls into a get your arse beat category. Don’t ever do it.
If your fat arse can’t get out or Jaxson and Brittany can’t get out without doing it park elsewhere.

/Rant



What are you driven Jack?
Posted by UnluckyTiger
Member since Sep 2003
35949 posts
Posted on 4/30/22 at 12:34 pm to
People who don’t return shopping carts are the lowest of the low.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119528 posts
Posted on 4/30/22 at 12:35 pm to
To avoid this as much as possible, I park farther away.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124583 posts
Posted on 4/30/22 at 12:38 pm to
another reason I love my minivan. My kids don’t accidentally open the door into someone else
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150868 posts
Posted on 4/30/22 at 12:38 pm to
While I agree with you in principle, your arse better be within the parking spot lines, or else all bets are off.
Posted by weadjust
Member since Aug 2012
15158 posts
Posted on 4/30/22 at 12:43 pm to
Payback bitch



The whole car door ding clip from Malcolm in the Middle is hilarious

Youtube
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
24067 posts
Posted on 4/30/22 at 12:50 pm to
I did it once, on accident. Company truck. It was storming and when I opened the door, a gust of wind caught it and got the car next to me. Lightweight Toyota taco doors. I left my card on their windshield and told them to call our risk management team. I don't know if they did or not. I never heard anything else about it.
This post was edited on 4/30/22 at 12:52 pm
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
12986 posts
Posted on 4/30/22 at 12:54 pm to
Maybe if wouldn’t park your Prius so close to the lines, I would have more room for my SUV’s doors to swing out.
Posted by Blue Crawfish
Member since Nov 2019
247 posts
Posted on 4/30/22 at 12:56 pm to
About a decade ago I was sitting in parking lot in my car and a car pulls up next to me. A black girl gets out and steps to her rear passenger door to grab something out. I have no idea what she was thinking or she forgot that there was a car next to her but she opens the door as hard as she could and hits my car. It sounded like someone had threw a baseball at my car as hard as they could and my car shook. I was so shocked and it was so awkward I didn’t even get out and tell her anything and she walked off quickly.
Posted by Xanthus
Member since Dec 2021
273 posts
Posted on 4/30/22 at 1:34 pm to
A while back, parked far away. Came back from the store and witnessed a guy slam his door into mine. Said something like "you just did that" and he apologized and offered to pay for damages. Turns out he is a veteran, a young man, and he was with his dad. Realized that the young vet was a kind person and his mind wasn't all there. I told him to forget about it, it happens, and thanked him for his service.
Posted by arcalades
USA
Member since Feb 2014
19276 posts
Posted on 4/30/22 at 1:39 pm to
quote:

That falls into a get your arse beat category
big words for internet hero
Posted by HubbaBubba
F_uck Joe Biden, TX
Member since Oct 2010
45854 posts
Posted on 4/30/22 at 2:02 pm to
I was in a rental stopped at a convenience store in Denver back in 2004. Someone pulled up next to me and the passenger opened their door hard into the me, like she didn't give a frick. She never looked at me as I was sitting in the driver's seat. She just got out, closed her door and started walking away like it was no big deal.

I rolled down the window and shouted, "Hey!" She looked at me and said, "Sorry." I opened my door hard into their car door, "Yeah, oops. Sorry back atcha'!"

I looked over and saw I'd made a nice little ding. "I guess we're square now. Bye."

Put my car in reverse. Backed out and left her and her boyfriend, who had gotten out on his side looking at their door ding and flipping me off in my rear view mirror.

I said to myself, "Hasta la vista, baby", and stuck my arm out the window and flipped the bird in return.

Good times. Hertz pointed out the door ding when I returned the car. I said, "good thing I got that insurance add-on."

Would never do that now. People will shoot you, today.
Posted by flyAU
Scottsdale
Member since Dec 2010
24855 posts
Posted on 4/30/22 at 2:07 pm to
quote:

get your arse beat


Either keyboard warrior or someone that doesnt mind going to jail for assault for petty shite.

TBH I would probably shoot you in self defense.
This post was edited on 4/30/22 at 2:08 pm
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 4/30/22 at 2:15 pm to
This is why I park at a distance when going to a store. Away from other vehicles as best as possible.

I can walk the extra 30 to 40 feet.
Posted by Undertow
Member since Sep 2016
7341 posts
Posted on 4/30/22 at 2:59 pm to
I have terrible luck. I never park anywhere near anyone and scratches always appear on my car out of nowhere.

Meanwhile I walk past coworkers cars that always park right in the thick of it and they don’t have a scratch on it.
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
33962 posts
Posted on 4/30/22 at 3:10 pm to
If I have to squeeze my truck into a spot because your dumbass can't park between the lines you clearly don't give a shite about your car so why should I?
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