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Dallas Baws — Why Does Your Coffee Suck?
Posted on 4/24/22 at 8:33 am
Posted on 4/24/22 at 8:33 am
I’ve noticed this before. Dallas hotels and restaurants have weak arse coffee. Why?
Is it the water?
Is it the water?
Posted on 4/24/22 at 8:35 am to JudgeHolden
Illegals streaming into Texas are bringing meth and not coffee beans.
Posted on 4/24/22 at 8:35 am to JudgeHolden
I don’t know, but HEB Texas Pecan whole bean may be the best coffee that I’ve ever tasted. Great taste, perfect balance, and usually at a decent price. If they have HEB’s in Dallas, then Dallas doesn’t have terrible coffee.
Posted on 4/24/22 at 8:41 am to kywildcatfanone
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bringing meth
I think they’re bringing fentanyl and coke. Why bring something any redneck town makes tons of?
Posted on 4/24/22 at 8:45 am to JudgeHolden
It is because Dallas now consists of mostly homo transplants from the east/west coasts.
Posted on 4/24/22 at 8:47 am to JudgeHolden
Texans think Maxwell House is serious gourmet shite.
Posted on 4/24/22 at 8:49 am to JudgeHolden
It's because everything is bigger in Texas. Even the market for shitty coffee
Posted on 4/24/22 at 8:51 am to JudgeHolden
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Is it the water?
It very much could be. If the hotel doesn’t filter the water it tastes like arse. They have some of the worst water in the country because it’s lake water
Posted on 4/24/22 at 8:56 am to JudgeHolden
i think its like that everywhere, i always here tourists say our coffee is too strong, and i just assume like with everything else, yankees like stuff thats weak so they dont use much seasonings either
Posted on 4/24/22 at 8:57 am to Chingon Ag
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Chingon Ag
Texas A&M Fan
It is because Dallas now consists of mostly homo transplants from the east/west coasts.
Well Ags have the inside scoop on homos that's for sure.
Posted on 4/24/22 at 9:12 am to JudgeHolden
Because they don’t serve Barnyard coffee… that’s why. No coffee compared
Posted on 4/24/22 at 9:24 am to JudgeHolden
Only liberal soy boys whine about coffee
Posted on 4/24/22 at 9:59 am to JudgeHolden
Come to Fort Worth. Way better town. Way better coffee. I’ll fight anybody who argues this.
Posted on 4/24/22 at 10:00 am to SixthAndBarone
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Only liberal soy boys whine about coffee
Bruh, big pharma harvests testosterone from my right ball for resale. You could weave an Indian blanket from the hair on my chest, and I rent my johnson out to cut diamonds.
I just hate shitty coffee. Which I drink black, as God and the Founding Fathers intended.
Posted on 4/24/22 at 10:01 am to Horsemeat
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Texans think Maxwell House is serious gourmet shite.
Posted on 4/24/22 at 10:19 am to JudgeHolden
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Dallas hotels and restaurants have weak arse coffee. Why?
You’re drinking the tea, dumbass.
Posted on 4/24/22 at 10:23 am to JudgeHolden
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Dallas Baws — Why Does Your Coffee Suck?
I notice this too in central and south Florida hotels. It's ironic because my Cuban work friends in the Fort Lauderdale/Miami area have the best coffee.
Posted on 4/24/22 at 10:25 am to JudgeHolden
quote:just following the lead of their football team…
Dallas hotels and restaurants have weak arse coffee. Why?
Posted on 4/24/22 at 10:45 am to JudgeHolden
This stuff is out of brenham and you can find it around DFW. Seriously good shite.
There's also this one for an extra jolt.
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